Skyvixen 0 #1 August 12, 2002 Are there any Cute SINGLE skydiving guys, who can do more than just jump?Let's put the FUN back in Funeral Life is a Freefall Enjoy!! MUFF #2760 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,989 #2 August 12, 2002 I can open the Skyvan door! But I can't open beer bottles with my teeth. So I guess I'm only batting .500. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slotperfect 7 #3 August 12, 2002 QuoteBut I can't open beer bottles with my teeth ROFL! What a COMEBACK! Arrive Safely John Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyvixen 0 #4 August 12, 2002 Ok, Let me be more specific. A male skydiver that can make $$ outside of skydivingLet's put the FUN back in Funeral Life is a Freefall Enjoy!! MUFF #2760 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #5 August 13, 2002 I can also open a skyvan door...but too bad I am always in the back(or is that front) of the bus...so I dont get the chance too....I can also fix people....well...only the ones I like....HEHEHEHE Marc otherwise known as Mr.Fallinwoman.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #6 August 13, 2002 I think most of them married whuffos....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #7 August 13, 2002 There's something outside skydiving?Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #8 August 13, 2002 So far they haven't busted my counterfeiting operation. I've got US $, Aus $, Japenese Yen, Sterling Pound, Euro, Indian Rupi, even monopoly. Does that qualify? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #9 August 13, 2002 Wow shopping? LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flash 0 #10 August 13, 2002 Well some of us can! Depends on what you are looking for. and how much your looking for!!! Gravity powered...Air cooled! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,989 #11 August 13, 2002 >A male skydiver that can make $$ outside of skydiving OK. I once made $500 a day doing a demo for MTV! Oh, wait, that's skydiving related. I got some shares of the Lang Brewery for really cheap! Well, that's sort of skydiving related too. I made $50K on a winery stock once, but that's alcohol again, and we're right back to skydiving. Funny how everything relates to jumping after you've been skydiving long enough. In any case, why is making money all that related to doing more than just jumping? Most of the really fun things I've done have little to do with making money, and many have nothing to do with jumping either. Learning to climb for example (although it did get me a job in a climbing gym for a while.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weid14 0 #12 August 13, 2002 I can usually make change for a ten, but anything more than that is usually difficult unless I have my shoes and underwear off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #13 August 13, 2002 gold-digger.... bwwahahaha! j/k yes, I think there's plenty. there has to be, have you ever seen some of these land-yachts some jumpers show up to boogies in?? Look at the number of people on here that have pretty decent jobs outside of skydiving. I guess in both cases, the odds of them being single are pretty slim... ya gotta act fast. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #14 August 13, 2002 QuoteI made $50K on a winery stock once, Oh Bill........marry me? Bwahhhhhhh that's about how much I lost in a certain electric company, but then again I made a pretty coin when i sold all of my Qualcom stock a couple of years ago........lmao Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #15 August 13, 2002 uhmm.... I've never opened a skyvan door, but I've seen it done and I'm pretty sure I could do it if I had to.. I can also open beer bottles with a lighter, but I don't smoke anymore, so I don't usually have one with. And last I checked, I'm still single, and employed...I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #16 August 13, 2002 QuoteAre there any Cute SINGLE skydiving guys, who can do more than just jump? Yes, I know of one....Clay. I've heard him called cute, he makes good money, and he really likes animals (isn't "vixen" a female fox ?). Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #17 August 13, 2002 Quote I can also open a skyvan door...but too bad I am always in the back(or is that front) of the bus...so I dont get the chance too....I can also fix people....well...only the ones I like....HEHEHEHE oh wait I am not really single though.... and I did divorce the whuffo wife..thank god.... Marc otherwise known as Mr.Fallinwoman.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #18 August 13, 2002 well, I used to be double but the medicine has helped alot I take it your Up state NY huh. well If you get a chance to go to Skydive L.I. between aug 23 and sep 3. Ill be there. I didint know NY.ers jump AND posted. I've been asking about NY jumpers fro about 2 years now. you and dida are the only ones I know of. (besides me but that doesnt really count)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #19 August 13, 2002 Clay had one of the girls in the wet tshirt contest all over him and his camera so at least one person was finding him cute in a beer induced haze... I think that Skydivers who have money usually have a partner. Some are lucky to have one just as broke as they are... (Another jumper) If a male skydiver has a job, can open the Skyvan door, accurately spot, can pay his bills, can drink masive amounts of beer, and has a car that runs for more then 10 minutes at a time... I think most the skychicks have snatched them up... For the rest (Clay) there is always hope that the next tandem that walks in will shag you..Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #20 August 13, 2002 speak for yourself phree. I guess by your analogy I should be snatched up pretty quickly then once I hit american soil!any bidders? (back away clay. females only)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #21 August 13, 2002 what's the starting bid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #22 August 13, 2002 I am about as single as you can get. I am a photographer, and have a job at a camera store. we will just leave my flexible tendency out of thisI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #23 August 13, 2002 umm...we'll start with ..FREEMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #24 August 13, 2002 Hmmmmmm.......thats in my budget Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #25 August 13, 2002 soome how I figured that was an affordable price!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites