skybytch 273 #1 August 4, 2002 Wooo hoo!! WFFC rocks! We're hanging out in front of the dropzone.com tent (across from the carbonezone) and you are sooooo missing out! It was a great day here in Rantoul. One broken ankle (noone we know) and a couple jumpers ate it in the swoop pond (no injurites). It's dark now, and we're here drinkin' beer. Who's here? Okay, here we go. me (duh!) phreezone Jessica (she's drunk) jceman iskydiveto Danhole (is pissin' his pants) AndyMan sunshine thrillseek wildblue Vallerina billvon Amy (bill and amy aren't really here... they bailed on us) carbonezone (Scotty and Tammy ROCK!) skyjames and..... rhino is partyin' with us too Okay, so. The gossip. You ready? (take a deep breath, this is good) Remember how I said I'd post my boobies when I hit $1500 in donations? Well... I hit $1500 tonight. As a matter of fact, rhiino kicked down the final $5 So, I changed my mind (it is a woman's perogative, y'know ). Instead of posting 'em, I showed 'em to everyone hanging out here tonight. You losers!! You should be HERE!! You coulda saw my TITS!!!!! (and rhino had a front row seat). Jess showed hers too. Rantoul rocks! Be sure to check out the webcam, and listen to ME as the substitute (back up) "voice of Rantoul" We miss you all, weather is beautiful (at least it's a wet heat), and we're off to have an orgy now, so fuck you. Love and kisses, everyone at wfffffc n (and rhino) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christopherm 0 #2 August 4, 2002 What is the word on the helicopter? Is it down for the rest of the convention? -So, how hard is the ground?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #3 August 4, 2002 ARGH! I missed the Bytch boobies! There's a slim chance I might sneak down a day early on Tuesday but if not, definitely Wednesday. KrisSky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #4 August 4, 2002 Quote So, I changed my mind (it is a woman's perogative, y'know ). Instead of posting 'em, I showed 'em to everyone hanging out here tonight. You losers!! You should be HERE!! You coulda saw my TITS!!!!! (and rhino had a front row seat). you gotta be kidding meI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drenaline 0 #5 August 4, 2002 It sucks not to be there... Have fun people! Thats it, next time am asking for donations to go there, and will show my hairy boobies too! HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #6 August 4, 2002 Glad you all are having so much fun. Clay was supposed to arrive today so I am sure you are partying with him now. Cheese and Rice! Rhino is in the DZ.com tent? I knew he would not be able to keep away! P.S. Where are the pictures? OK, no boobie pics but at least send us some other pics! I know Bill Von has some hi tech stuff you can at least send us pictures! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #7 August 4, 2002 Have yourself a most excellent time, you guys. And take pity on us who're not there...lots of reports! Ciels and Pinks- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowbird 0 #8 August 4, 2002 Would you please try and have some fun? It sounds so boring! Don't be such sticks in the mud... (she says jealously) Actually I'm not jealous. Did two rocking jumps right here at home today. So HA! on you. HA! Do I sound convincing? Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #9 August 4, 2002 I was there today too...saw Andy, Val, and Sunshine.....will be there tomorrow as well. That skyvan kicks so much ass---i LOVE hanging from that thing. blue ones Tomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymut 0 #10 August 4, 2002 QuoteWe miss you all...I'm not necessarily buying into that.... Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted 0 #11 August 4, 2002 QuoteWooo hoo!! WFFC rocks! ...... I showed 'em to everyone hanging out here tonight. ......You should be HERE!! ............ You coulda saw my TITS!!!!!........Rantoul rocks!......We miss you all......... we're off to have an orgy now,.......... so fuck you. YES !!! It REALLY rocks! (Ya know it's cool when the cop walks up to a swoop pond with 30 or 40 nude/fu#$ing skydivers and says "Just keep the golf carts out of the water", turns around, and leaves!!!) YES!!! She showed them, MULTIPLE TIMES! And what a nice set she has, or, as we are calling them now...."The Rack". YES!!! You should be here, SO GET HERE! Quit your jobs! Run away from home! Somehow, someway, YOU MUST GET HERE!!! YES!!!! Rantoul Rocks! Last I heard, the local WalMart is calling other local stores and BEGGING for shipment transfers. They were expecting us, but not in the magnitude we have hit them with. The shelves are almost empty, and it's still the first weekend! Well, some miss you. Others of us still have internet access here! YES! What an orgy it was. Swoop pond again tonight???? Literally..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted 0 #12 August 4, 2002 QuoteWhat is the word on the helicopter? Is it down for the rest of the convention? -So, how hard is the ground?! Rod will be flying again, starting TODAY! I for one am looking forward to it! Pretty damned hard... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted 0 #13 August 4, 2002 QuoteQuote So, I changed my mind (it is a woman's perogative, y'know ). Instead of posting 'em, I showed 'em to everyone hanging out here tonight. You losers!! You should be HERE!! You coulda saw my TITS!!!!! (and rhino had a front row seat). you gotta be kidding me Oh My God!!! What a rack!!!! Oops, sorry. "The Rack" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted 0 #14 August 4, 2002 QuoteHave yourself a most excellent time, you guys. And take pity on us who're not there...lots of reports! Ciels and Pinks- Michele This is REALLY worth it. Absolutely the best decision I ever made. Didn't jump for a month + to save pennies for this. Unforgettabele and unregretable! You people HAVE to find some way here!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #15 August 4, 2002 QuoteYa know it's cool when the cop walks up to a swoop pond with 30 or 40 nude/fu#$ing skydivers and says "Just keep the golf carts out of the water", turns around, and leaves!!! I was about to ask about any police problems this year. Guess that pretty much answers that. Looks like WFFC has a new home and the Rantoul folks just got a major annual shot in the arm for their economy. Gotta love those "You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours." arrangements. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #16 August 4, 2002 See the Q-Town paper at www.whig.com for some actually decent articles... Bluez~~~ Michael Webmaster Michael@Freerfall.com----- ~~~Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DENGOPHER 0 #17 August 5, 2002 hi lisa, i will be there on sat around noon or so... tell scotty and tammy i'm comming... see you guys on sat... this is going to be a blast i can't wait to meet everyone!!!!!! just jump!!!!! gopher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #18 August 5, 2002 Lisa, Have Bill Von beam us all pictures. He's got some really cool gadgets. That way we can save everything for posterity.....whatever that means? Steve1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #19 August 5, 2002 It rules to be ME! I conned an extra day off so I'll be seeing you guys Tuesday afternoon. My room wasn't available a day earlier at the hotel so they gave me a better room for the same rate! Look for me at the DZ.com tent around 5-ish. KrisSky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #20 August 5, 2002 Hey Lisa, thats great! I'm happy for ya and will be cheering you on for the record attempt!I guess we should print up a JFTC t-shirt that says "Got Boobies?" LOL "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #21 August 5, 2002 Sounds like alot of fun...Im not jealous though. its more like psychopathic. I need to go there next year. look like the funding willl start in Jan for WFFC2003. Cant wait(unfortunately I have to)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drenaline 0 #22 August 5, 2002 Ok some changes to the WFFC for the DZ.Commers QuoteInstead of posting 'em, I showed 'em to everyone hanging out here tonight. You losers!! You should be HERE!! You coulda saw my TITS!!!! Ok if Lisa breaks the record she shall show her Tits on every WFFC from now on. Oh yeah and we will not believe other peoples comments, there shall be pics so we know that it really happened. Quote Jess showed hers too. We don't want that, everybody shall join the Bytch in her show (except Clay, read next line). Clay may get a waiver if he gets 71% of votes from the DZ.commers. Quotewe're off to have an orgy now We at DZ.commers trust that Clay will make the best innovative videos of everything that happens. In case Clay is too tired and wants to take a break with the crowd, Bill Von shall take the pictures. QuoteWho's here? Okay, here we go. People of this list have the obligation of making a thread with ALL the pics and videos, for us cheap people that don't have the guts to rob a bank to go to the WFFC, to see. QuoteCan it be waivered? No, only camera man can get a waiver but they should give the responsability of making the video and pics to another skydiver. And for last: You should make one or more VHS tape and a photo album of everything and send it to our master HH. You can ask for donations to cover the expenses. ooops HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #23 August 5, 2002 I missed Bytch's boobies Today will go down as a sad day for me I am so jelous of the fun and jumping you folks are having out there. I look forward to pictures and updated reports of the mayhem and debauchery ~Cheers~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #24 August 5, 2002 Quote . . . So, I changed my mind (it is a woman's perogative, y'know ). . . . Hmmm, I wonder if this particular breach of contract would hold up in court? "Your honor, the defendant clearly and publicly stated she would post photographs of her 'boobies' in return for the donations."quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #25 August 5, 2002 Yea, I think it would considering that there would be an undeniable record of the offer and consideration given. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
