Things to do on your last day

[Magistr8 0]

Tommorow is my last day at my awful job here so i'm taking it pretty lax today. I was wondering what sorta things you would do on your last day in a tech enviornment.

I'm hoping this thread will recieve both creative and inspirational ideas

"Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

[nws01 0]

In the movie Office Space they took the copy or fax machine that always gave them trouble into a field and beat the shit out of it. I always thought that was a great idea!

[scottbre 0]

Well you don't want to do something so bad that they would actually have to call you after you have left to fix what you did, so as far as fiddling with the network it should be something that is easily fixable. Like just do some little things and then leave early.

You should also make it your mission to use at least a whole box of rubber bands and paper clips as projectiles before you leave, and make sure to use at least 2 pads of post-its by leaving rediculous non-useful notes all over the office.

Record a very bizarre voice mail message that will greet anyone who calls after you have left, until they deactivate your voice mail.

Fill up someones office or cubicle with foam peanuts.

Well, those are just off the top of my head, I'm sure you can come up with more stuff the longer you think about it.

Have fun, hehe...

Oh yea, steal a golf cart and drive around on it with your boss, while playing bongos on his head.

"Your mother's full of stupidjuice!"
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[ScottishJohn 25]

Set the default paper size on the printers to somethig other than the proper size. Anyone printing anything off will have to go to the printer and press form feed (or whatever) for each page of there printout.


Set a forwarding address of all your emails to your boss.

Go to the pub at lunch time and don't come back until leaving time - what are they gonna do , sack you .

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[Magistr8 0]

I have an IP address powerbar here today and think it would be pretty funny to check the redundancy of the UPS. I think when the DB admin comes in I will keep cycling the power on and off till he goes crazy.

PS I like the voice mail idea

"Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

[narcimund 0]

I once asked the company president if I could use a company credit card for my "going away lunch". He said that was fine.

I then spent the next hour inviting EVERYONE in the company to lunch. That was about 50 people. We took over an entire restaurant and spent around $500!

First Class Citizen Twice Over

[skreamer 1]

Go to the patch panel in your comms room and start unplugging and plugging in cables at random, then remove all the stickers from the panel with the numbers on them. Patch the company's fax through to the MD's phone. Replace the muzak CD that people listen to when put on hold on your phone system with Eminem and then turn the volume waaaay up.

[Zilla 0]

make sure your standing in front of the patch panel without your britches on also. . . it adds a little umph to it

[jfields 0]

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make sure your standing in front of the patch panel without your britches on also.

Remember who you are talking to. He wouldn't even be able to fill an RJ-45 jack.

[Nick 0]

If you can get onto other peoples computers just set meeting requests and reminders for the future. They'll never forget you.

Nick

Nick
Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

[CanuckInUSA 0]

Things to do on your last day:
#1) Don't burn any bridges you may need to cross in the future.

Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

[Magistr8 0]

I just found out that these 2 guys here at work we'll call them "Larry' and "Moe" just got 2 weeks off with pay because they got into a fist fight at work and are pending diciplinary action. They are quitting at the end of the 2 weeks!

I wish I had thought of that 2 weeks ago.

P.S. Where to I get foam Penuts to fill a cubicle?

"Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

[Magistr8 0]

I totaly hear you, that is why I just wanna pull some funny pranks like the power bar scenario. Things that won't cause any harm but would be memorable

"Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

[skreamer 1]

Bet you find an RJ11 port a tight fit!!!

[jfields 0]

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Bet you find an RJ11 port a tight fit!!!

I'm glad you took the chance for a cheap jab that I left for you. I was almost beginning to feel sorry for you, with your boyfriend away at the WFFC and all, getting all the Illinois sheep to himself...

[fasterfaller 0]

Leave behind a dead fish to rot . Send the last two days ups shipments to the wrong places .

[hohonukai 0]

Broadcast a net send to the entire company that says "I'm a jackass!" and spoof the machine name/MAC address to come from the President's pc.


"today's junior prick, tomorrow's junior partner." - Working Girl

[Icarus021 0]

Simply go around to peoples desks when they are not there and either change their passwords or remove the balls from their mouse.

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3-2-1-cya
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[ernokaikkonen 0]

Or switch the actions of the right and left mouse-buttons with each other.

Or install some interesting software on co-workers computers.

Erno