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Alienangel

Poetry to try and explain to whuffo faggots.

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Uhhh, dude, you forgot about us sheep lovers....
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Everybody, help me out here...isn't that implied with the small equipment, etc.?

Blue Skies...lookin' at me, only Blue Skies--oh shit--PULL!!!!

SKYPEG

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Are YOU callin ME a whuffo?

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No way, Dude--that'd be cruelty to Whuffos!

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I do NOT have a tiny peepee and I'll take on any fucker who implies that the size of a skygod's canopy is directly proportional to that of his cock!

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Ummm, hate to break it to you SkyGod (a legend under his own canopy), but it's INVERSELY proportional....

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And what's wrong with Big Wheelz tyres? Chicks dig 'em...I'm sure they do...

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Oh, Alien, Alien, Alien. They only SAY they dig 'em--didn't you notice they use the same tone of voice as when they say, "Oh SkyGod, I don't think its' small--it's just...FUN-size!"

Look, just stick with your regular story--you know, where you tell them that on your planet, it's HUGE!!! I mean, it's worked so far, right? Right?

Oh, OK, never mind.

Blue skies, etc.

SKYPEG

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'Tainted'? Is that the same as saying it makes ya feel DIRTY?... You gotta number I can call y'on? (Do you have any objection to guys who don't...uh...LAST that long? We could have a beautiful thing goin' on here!) Call me, baby B|

Goddamn! They ALL WANT IT! I knew it! The pen[is] mightier than the sword! Bring it on laydeeeeez!


A) Sweety you can call me if you want but I'm on the other side of this planet. Literally.:o
B) We all want it, its just a matter of who we want to give it to us!:D
xj

"I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."

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