Viking 0 #1 July 31, 2002 Last night i had a dream that i went back to my old high school for some reunion or somthing. Well i walk in and spot all my old friends and they were placing bets on if i was still a virgin!!!! Damnit this is just pathetic. I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #2 July 31, 2002 For goodness sake Viking.... Just go to any wine bar full of mid-life-crissed women and wear a T shirt saying your a virgin... problem solved....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #3 July 31, 2002 I'll cover those bets....I mean, how many people will bet that you are? No one would believe it, I'll make a killing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #4 July 31, 2002 Viking, If you don't care about with which woman you have your beer event, then it could be taken care of quickly by a number of means. If you do care, then you'll have to be patient and wait for an appropriate woman that is interested in you. I'm not passing judgement. Just saying that you have to look at yourself and figure out what you really want. If you are just venting, I totally understand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #5 July 31, 2002 QuoteIf you don't care about with which woman you have your beer event mmmmm yes yes YESSS... MMMM I'M CLOSE MMMMMM BEEEEEEER rotflmao sory.. i had this mental image when I read justin's post.......Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JDBoston 0 #6 July 31, 2002 Viking, I think I know what your problem is. You've been trying to get "layed," whereas what you should be doing is trying to get "laid." Please change your strategy and report back. Joe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skreamer 1 #7 July 31, 2002 QuoteJust go to any wine bar full of mid-life-crissed women and wear a T shirt saying your a virgin... problem solved.... Where did he say he wanted to get 'layed' by a woman? I think you assume too much... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Viking 0 #8 July 31, 2002 I care.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #9 July 31, 2002 Are you offering to help then Will? lol PS to Viking: if thats the case, then you could do a lot worse then Will, you probably wont feel a thing.....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #10 July 31, 2002 QuotePS to Viking: if thats the case, then you could do a lot worse then Will, you probably wont feel a thing..... Not after the ether kicks in.... Viking, if you care, then be patient. I'm sure it is difficult. Just keep your sense of what you are looking for and meet lots of women. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #11 July 31, 2002 Just come to the WFFC. I'm sure it wouldn't take me more than 15-20 minutes to get you hooked up!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #12 July 31, 2002 QuoteI'm sure it wouldn't take me more than 15-20 minutes to get you hooked up!! You probably aren't his type. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #13 July 31, 2002 QuoteYou probably aren't his type. Once you get them in the shower room it doesn't really matter..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 2,991 #14 July 31, 2002 It has been my observation that people desperate to get laid never do get laid. It's when you don't care any more, when you're perfectly happy just jumping, having women friends at the DZ, that they come out of the woodwork. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #15 July 31, 2002 QuoteIt's when you don't care any more... that they come out of the woodwork. Seems to be true from what I've seen. It is kind of like those crazy Zen things that you can't understand until you stop trying. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #16 July 31, 2002 QuoteIt is kind of like those crazy Zen things that you can't understand until you stop trying. Most prophetic....and true!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #17 July 31, 2002 QuoteIt is kind of like those crazy Zen things that you can't understand until you stop trying. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Most prophetic....and true!!! There are exceptions. I stopped trying to understand women... and I still don't! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #18 July 31, 2002 QuoteI mean, how many people will bet that you are? No one would believe it, I'll make a killing Are you kidding? Have you seen Viking in person? Opie Taylor has *nothing* on him. He looks so pure that if he were to try to rob a bank with a sawed off shot gun they wouldn't take him seriously.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wlie 0 #19 July 31, 2002 QuoteJust come to the WFFC. I'm sure it wouldn't take me more than 15-20 minutes to get you hooked up!! He actually means with a sheep. Don't get conned. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cloudseeker2001 0 #20 July 31, 2002 man, i am sooooo sorry to hear you were a virgin in high school much less to hear you were after graduation! i can help you out a little.......WILL SOME NICE LADY HERE GIVE THIS GUY A MERCY FUCK? HIS FRIENDS THINK HE IS STILL A VIRGIN! no need to thank me, i do what i can. cloud. "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Viking 0 #21 July 31, 2002 bwahahahahahhahahahah damnit man your going to get me in trouble with how hard i am laughing at work right now!!! and i have WAY more freckles that Opie!!!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #22 July 31, 2002 Jesus is probably the wrong person to ask IMHO. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #23 July 31, 2002 This whole virgin thing is just a ploy to get more women into bed isn't it? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #24 July 31, 2002 Hey Viking, I've used your pic of me as my new dz.com pic. That wide angle lense sure does make my nose hairs stand out Thanks!! Hey??? Where'd it go? It was there a minute ago?Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #25 July 31, 2002 Hmm, lets see if this worksKeith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 1 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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Remster 30 #5 July 31, 2002 QuoteIf you don't care about with which woman you have your beer event mmmmm yes yes YESSS... MMMM I'M CLOSE MMMMMM BEEEEEEER rotflmao sory.. i had this mental image when I read justin's post.......Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JDBoston 0 #6 July 31, 2002 Viking, I think I know what your problem is. You've been trying to get "layed," whereas what you should be doing is trying to get "laid." Please change your strategy and report back. Joe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #7 July 31, 2002 QuoteJust go to any wine bar full of mid-life-crissed women and wear a T shirt saying your a virgin... problem solved.... Where did he say he wanted to get 'layed' by a woman? I think you assume too much... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #8 July 31, 2002 I care.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #9 July 31, 2002 Are you offering to help then Will? lol PS to Viking: if thats the case, then you could do a lot worse then Will, you probably wont feel a thing.....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #10 July 31, 2002 QuotePS to Viking: if thats the case, then you could do a lot worse then Will, you probably wont feel a thing..... Not after the ether kicks in.... Viking, if you care, then be patient. I'm sure it is difficult. Just keep your sense of what you are looking for and meet lots of women. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 July 31, 2002 Just come to the WFFC. I'm sure it wouldn't take me more than 15-20 minutes to get you hooked up!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #12 July 31, 2002 QuoteI'm sure it wouldn't take me more than 15-20 minutes to get you hooked up!! You probably aren't his type. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 July 31, 2002 QuoteYou probably aren't his type. Once you get them in the shower room it doesn't really matter..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,991 #14 July 31, 2002 It has been my observation that people desperate to get laid never do get laid. It's when you don't care any more, when you're perfectly happy just jumping, having women friends at the DZ, that they come out of the woodwork. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #15 July 31, 2002 QuoteIt's when you don't care any more... that they come out of the woodwork. Seems to be true from what I've seen. It is kind of like those crazy Zen things that you can't understand until you stop trying. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 July 31, 2002 QuoteIt is kind of like those crazy Zen things that you can't understand until you stop trying. Most prophetic....and true!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #17 July 31, 2002 QuoteIt is kind of like those crazy Zen things that you can't understand until you stop trying. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Most prophetic....and true!!! There are exceptions. I stopped trying to understand women... and I still don't! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #18 July 31, 2002 QuoteI mean, how many people will bet that you are? No one would believe it, I'll make a killing Are you kidding? Have you seen Viking in person? Opie Taylor has *nothing* on him. He looks so pure that if he were to try to rob a bank with a sawed off shot gun they wouldn't take him seriously.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #19 July 31, 2002 QuoteJust come to the WFFC. I'm sure it wouldn't take me more than 15-20 minutes to get you hooked up!! He actually means with a sheep. Don't get conned. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #20 July 31, 2002 man, i am sooooo sorry to hear you were a virgin in high school much less to hear you were after graduation! i can help you out a little.......WILL SOME NICE LADY HERE GIVE THIS GUY A MERCY FUCK? HIS FRIENDS THINK HE IS STILL A VIRGIN! no need to thank me, i do what i can. cloud. "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #21 July 31, 2002 bwahahahahahhahahahah damnit man your going to get me in trouble with how hard i am laughing at work right now!!! and i have WAY more freckles that Opie!!!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #22 July 31, 2002 Jesus is probably the wrong person to ask IMHO. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #23 July 31, 2002 This whole virgin thing is just a ploy to get more women into bed isn't it? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #24 July 31, 2002 Hey Viking, I've used your pic of me as my new dz.com pic. That wide angle lense sure does make my nose hairs stand out Thanks!! Hey??? Where'd it go? It was there a minute ago?Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #25 July 31, 2002 Hmm, lets see if this worksKeith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
