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Viking

Jesus i need to get layed!!

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"I don't have a camera but I'll smile for yours!!!"

:$ aww shucks i don't think i could properly capture your charm, wit, and most of all beauty.:$
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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>aww shucks i don't think i could properly capture your charm, wit, and most of all beauty.

AW SHUCKS?? Here's the problem! Exactly what type of girl are you trying to attract? Aw shucks probably isn't going to cut it. You need to attract 100% died in the wool freaks! I'm talkin' about girls with some serious issues looking to punish a 22 year old virgin. Trade in the aw shucks!

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lol well shit i can curse like a sailor with a REALLY thick southern accent (i grew up in Louisiana)
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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>i can curse like a sailor with a REALLY thick southern accent

Nope. You'll just sound like a truck driver with a bad attitude. Be calm. Be casual. Be yourself. And don't be too eager. Women respond quite well to a bit of poor treatment.;)

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>you gonna share or not?

No young Viking.
One of the first things you should take to heart on your way to being defiled is: Never kiss and tell.
A woman has to have standards and if it gets around that she had had her good name draped across some young man's hairy ass, shell never spank you and make you call her mommy again.

But Gypsy IS really hot.:)

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lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalal i can't hear you alalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalala
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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peopel think im insane already!


Yup:D

Hey Viking I am not going to give advice. I will leave it to the others but one thing I am going to tell you.
When it does happen you are going to think two things and in this order.
First.
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!! WoooooooHooooooo.

Secondly
Wow, how the hell did that happen. I just got laid.....but how? What on earth did I do???:S:D

Life is so coolB|


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>well like the sunnyone said its all a ploy to get the ladies

Damnit man! You don't need a ploy, women can smell that a mile away - like its a bath and body works or something.
YOU NEED 'TUDE. Chicks dig it. Sack up. Go to bath and body works and buy some nice smelling stuff - like a real man. Then get some wanton female to rub it all over you. Sure, your friends will laugh at you, but at least you won't be a virgin.

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