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Viking

Jesus i need to get layed!!

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Yuck! No way! I hate too much cologne. I prefer NO cologne at all - just a man's natural scent. OHMYGOD - SOOOOOOOOOOOO intoxicationg!



Natural smell is good, but the smell of skydiving is better. Ya know, that canopy smell.....ooh what it does to me...B|

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meow

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Here's a combination Learn-from-this-guy's-mistake/Things-could-be-worse story:
No shit, there he was: a colleague in my department who is 29 years old. A while back, he became interested in my girlfriend (before she was my girlfriend). At one point, she needed to go to the hospital. He was there every day she was there for hours on end and refused to go home. First, this drove her crazy, then it freaked her out. Finally, she was released. One day the next week, he showed up at her door and said, "I want to share something with you that I've never with anyone before." Then, he tried to kiss her, got too excited, and had a little accident. I wasn't there to see her reaction, but I think the word she used to descibe it was, "Icky." This is not a happy word. Shoot me if ever do anything that can be described as "Icky.":(
A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All

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You're 22. You're at your peak.



LMAO. I can just see it now. Viking waits until he's 30 for his first roll in the hay, his peak performance is 2 minutes and he shoots dust. Poor Viking:S

You better hope she's a virgin too Viking or she'll know something just ain't right :P
Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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I have an F-111 and a ZP canopy we can roll around in.... Do you go both ways?



Nope, i'm strictly a ZP girl...unless of course i need a reserve, than i'll be glad to fly F111....so maybe i do go both ways...i'm suddenly so confused.:S

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No wonder some lady at work yesterday asked me what highschool i went to. :$ Geuss i should have skipped the morning shave.
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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