SkydiveMonkey 0 #1 August 1, 2002 A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old son. They walk by the condom display and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh," replied the boy. "Yes I've heard of that in health class at school." He picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for? "Those are for college men," the dad answers. "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replies, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for..."____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpy 0 #2 August 1, 2002 ahahahahaha! thats classic! you got anymore dude? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #3 August 1, 2002 ya know it's sad, but true! cute joke! --Richard-- "We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #4 August 1, 2002 Married men do it without condoms! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 August 1, 2002 QuoteMarried men do it without condoms! No shit!! If you're married and feel you need to use condoms.....you have problems..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
