jfields 0 #151 July 29, 2002 QuoteLemme call your bluff, you hypocrite! how about 2 hot chicks? Nope, I'd want to see them someplace more private, where I could strip down and join in without being disturbed. So there! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #152 July 29, 2002 Jasmin, 'Scuse my ignorance, but what is a "king hit"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #153 July 29, 2002 From what heard, you have problems satisfying 1 woman, never mind 2! PS: that'll teach you about implying things about me and mooseses. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #154 July 29, 2002 QuoteFrom what heard, you have problems satisfying 1 woman, never mind 2! I'm talking about satisfying me. After all, it's all about me, right? Besides, your wife had nothing but rave reviews of my performance anyway. Two can play at this, moose boy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #155 July 29, 2002 QuoteYes, you have been reasonable and gentle in your responses, you seem like an alright guy. You don't seem like a person who's going to go into a DZ in Texas, lay down on the couch with your partner and make out, and then get all snotty and snap "what're you looking at?" Anybody who lives in Texas and thinks that the whole state is choc full of homophobic-tobacco-chewing-redneck-southern-drawl-flannel-wearing yeahoos hasn't lived in Austin, the state capitol. There are more VW microbuses, latte bars, and flim-flam and public nudity on Lake Travis than you can shake a stick at. And you know what? We like it that way. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #156 July 29, 2002 I'd be happy to jump with two hotties Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #157 July 29, 2002 Quoteand a six-foot transgender man with D-cup implants I hate it...but I would laugh my ass off!!! At least until I got used to it.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #158 July 29, 2002 Quoteyour wife had nothing but rave reviews of my performance anyway. she figured she wouldnt destroy the little bit of pride you had to your face... male egos are so fragile... would had thrown that sub-par performanceas you called it to a sub-minute one for the next poor soul.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #159 July 29, 2002 I jumped with a gay skydiver, and I had a problem with that. He's cute, fun, has a good personality and he's gay, dammit. No fair! Even with my sparkling wit, charming personality and belly ring, I didn't even have a chance!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #160 July 29, 2002 Quotesub-par performance I can admit it. I did get a little tired after the third time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #161 July 29, 2002 QuoteI didn't even have a chance! You should have asked him over to your place to check out your strap collection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #162 July 29, 2002 QuoteHe's cute, fun, has a good personality and he's gay, dammit. No fair! Quote"You're clean, polite. You dress well. Of COURSE they think you're gay!" -- From "In and Out" First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #163 July 30, 2002 QuoteI jumped with a gay skydiver, and I had a problem with that. He's cute, fun, has a good personality and he's gay, dammit. No fair! Even with my sparkling wit, charming personality and belly ring, I didn't even have a chance! Silly man. Why wouldn't he want a thong wearing, swimming in the river in a bikini gal like yourself?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #164 July 30, 2002 Quote Silly man. Why wouldn't he want a thong wearing, swimming in the river in a bikini gal like yourself?? I wonder if it's true that a gay guy will go straight just to be in bed with Cher or Barbara for just one night... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #165 July 30, 2002 QuoteI wonder if it's true that a gay guy will go straight just to be in bed with Cher or Barbara for just one night... Uh, no thanks! First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #166 July 30, 2002 QuoteCher or Barbara for just one night... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Uh, no thanks! ROTFLMAO cant blame ya !Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasmin 0 #167 July 30, 2002 Quote 'Scuse my ignorance, but what is a "king hit"? No excuse needed, it was something I used instead of the expletives I reallywanted to. Apologies to all for the outburst! For those who don't know, a king hit is a knock-out punch (term is often used to describe a punch delivered by the physical underdog). That said, enough shit peoples! Keep your personal lives exactly that, and we can all thus keep our opinions and emotions to ourselves........nah, that'd be dull! I've had enough of this thread, if you have anything else to say, pm it to me. We've all done this topic to death. "LOCK THE THREAD...LOCK THE THREAD...LOCK THE THREAD...LOCK THE THREAD..."(etc)xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasmin 0 #169 July 30, 2002 QuoteRabble rouser. My nickname is "Trouble"! When I ordered my rig, it arrived with "Brat" on it and I didn't even ask for the embroidery! (They did check it was ok with Helen first, but that's not the point!!!!)xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skystorm 0 #170 July 30, 2002 I have a fantasy: Me, another hot skychick and my boyfriend. OMG, does this mean I'm a lesbian?? Serious though, my sister is a lesbian, and I have many gay and lesbian friends. I'm totally sure of my sexuallity, so I'm not threatened by them. We have loads of fun and they are normal human beings. Narci and Keith, Bravo to you for being proud of who you are. And yeah, I'll skydive with anyone, providing they are safe and don't break the rules. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OliShann 0 #171 July 30, 2002 Quoteso i was wondering do people have a problem with gay jumpers. would you still jump with me?? Is this a joke or what ? Okay, so I was wondering do people have a problem with french jumpers. would you still jump with me?? See... the whole thing is pointless. There is no issue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #172 July 30, 2002 QuoteHe's cute, fun, has a good personality and purple sparkly toenails! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #173 July 30, 2002 Quoteand purple sparkly toenails! Uuummm....she hasn't jumped with me in a long time..... Reminds me...I need to put a new coat on before the WFFC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #174 July 30, 2002 those would be MY purple sparkly toenails. don't jump in sandals at deland - too many damn ants! now my feet are more purple than my nails! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #175 July 30, 2002 QuoteI was wondering do people have a problem with french jumpers Yes, they smell funny.... Probably worse than South Africans..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
