Jasmin 0 #26 July 25, 2002 Quote Geez....how did this thread go from my date to the gay courtship rituals Well she is female, and I'm female..... pfwahahahaha I think there are some very homophobic closet homosexuals expressing their anxieties right now, Muenkal and NWS01!!xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #27 July 25, 2002 In no way whatsoever am I homophobic. Just messing around is all. I don't care if he is gay / straight or likes sheep. I personally know that I don't like men nor sheep. I enjoy women! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #28 July 25, 2002 Quote Just messing around is all. Right...... That is how it always starts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #29 July 25, 2002 Quote Quote That coupled with the fact that he isn't even a skydiver.. ----------------------------------------------------------- Bwhaaahahahah! Good one Pete! Where have you been anyways? Hehe. Ok, so you disappear and then you come back with that? Oh, how i've missed you. Just be careful what you say, some people around here might accuse you of needing Midol. Missed you guys too, been around.... 36 days till Richmond.. -- Hook high, flare on time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #30 July 25, 2002 Quote I enjoy women! Now if you could just find one that felt the same way about you.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fool 0 #31 July 25, 2002 Quote In no way whatsoever am I homophobic. Just messing around is all. I don't care if he is gay / straight or likes sheep. I personally know that I don't like men nor sheep. I enjoy women! sounds like some bad past experiences. hehehehe S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #32 July 25, 2002 Quote I enjoy women! ------------------------------------------------------------ Now if you could just find one that felt the same way about you.... Well you found one, so obviously miracles do happen. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoby 0 #33 July 25, 2002 Quote In no way whatsoever am I homophobic. Just messing around is all. I don't care if he is gay / straight or likes sheep. I personally know that I don't like men nor sheep. I enjoy women! You personally know? As in you sampled men and sheep, then decided against? It's good that you are man enough to admit it in a public forum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #34 July 25, 2002 Quote It's good that you are man enough to admit it in a public forum. Bwahahahahaahahahaaa!!!!! Quote so obviously miracles do happen That they do.....Am I sensing some tension here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #35 July 25, 2002 It sure is cold in hell today Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #36 July 25, 2002 Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me. or I'm rubber and your glue and whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you! or (my personal favorite...) BOOBIES! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #37 July 25, 2002 Isn't this the post where hell froze over because Clay came up with a good idea??? No, wait, that's the other Hell Freezing post. No, that post was about exothermic..... Damn, I get sooooo confused. Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #38 July 26, 2002 Clay? Date? She must need her meds adjusted! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ducky 0 #39 July 26, 2002 I'd watch out for those Columbian women Clay. Speaking from experience they will wanna marry ya after two dates if your not careful!!!! The most recent one i dated I didn't even realize we were dating til she told me. I was just being a nice guy and took out a friend of a friend who was visiting.... kwakSometimes your the bug, sometimes your the windshield. Sometimes your the hammer sometimes your the nail. Question is Hun, Do you wanna get hammered or do you wanna get nailed????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kelly 0 #40 July 26, 2002 Quote Geez....how did this thread go from my date to the gay courtship rituals of Muenkel and NWS01??? i read that like this: Quote Geez....how is this thread good for my date to the gay courtship rituals..... read it quick. remember its clay. you'll see how i read what i did Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #41 July 26, 2002 "I think Hell just froze over" wait a sec i am still a virgin!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #42 July 26, 2002 Clay, try this and give me a vicarious thrill. I swear this technique works, an abrasive friend of mine succeeded with it more often than not. (I don't think your abrasive, but if hell needs an ice rink in order for you to date, this might just work) When you arrive at her apartment, or vice-versa, say hello, you look nice, lovely day, etc. then "Have sex with me". She may say "great idea!" and then you'll have something to talk about later over a meal. If she declines, say "come on". Continue to say "come on, c'mon, C'mon!, come-on, COME-ON, uh, come on" Repeat this mantra ALL NIGHT. She will eventually say "Fine! Just shut up! Let's go - whatever!" The guys name is Craig (last name witheld) he was famous in our crowd for this. I never could figure out why anybody surrendered to it, but they did. Come on! Come on! Come on! Repeat with me, do the wave! Vicarious thrill. Oh, and Clay? If she offers you a necktie, run like hell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #43 July 29, 2002 So how was the date Clay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #44 July 29, 2002 OK....the date was fun. I met her at a club in Buckhead. We hung out there for a few hours. They were having a meeting of some association for Colombians in Atlanta. She introduced me to a bunch of her friends. (Several hotties I might add) They were all super friendly but she kept having to say " No No....English..." I can usually sorta get by...especially with the normal greetings and small talk but it's about impossible for me in a noisy bar. That always made me laugh. I can say this....that chick is definately differen't. It's been a long time since I went out with a girl that actually has morals. Many cultural differences!!! She is a really cool chik though. I was kinda suprised to find out that English is her 3rd language. After native Spanish and French. I was also suprised that a girl asked me back to her apartment after being at a bar for several hours and it WASN'T to have sex.... That was kind of a new experience for me.... She really wanted to do something with me Sunday afternoon but you can probably guess where I was. Oh...and of course...I have about 4-5 Colombian chicks coming to the DZ for tandems in the near future. One of them was all excited and talked to me for about half an hour. She has been paasailing both behind a boat and in a regular parasail rig and wants to experience free fall bad. This girl seems really nice.....BUT..she is more the "Marrying" kind. Uuummm.....I don't think thats in my future any time soon!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #45 July 29, 2002 Clay, so the Cliff Notes version of your date was, "I struck out." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #46 July 29, 2002 Quote "I struck out." Not at all....this Chick is all about me. I'm still not sure why. She has waaaaaaayyy more money than I do so it's not like she just wants to marry an American for that. She keeps asking ME out. Kinda differen't. She's just from a very upper class family and quite proper. I guess I need to get her to hang out at the DZ so she can see the "real me" Not the nice, quiet, polite guy she has been seeing.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #47 July 29, 2002 Quote I was also suprised that a girl asked me back to her apartment after being at a bar for several hours and it WASN'T to have sex....What did she invite you back to her apartment for, then?A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #48 July 29, 2002 Quote She keeps asking ME out. She must be a masochist. Or does she have a mental disorder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #49 July 29, 2002 Quote What did she invite you back to her apartment for, then? To see her Chiuwauwa. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #50 July 29, 2002 Quote To see her Chiuwauwa. Right...As opposed to her Pussy.A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
