pop 0 #1 July 2, 2002 Every year the FBI, is asked to investigate over 36,000 serious crimes including Murder/Homicides. Every year the Homicide Investigations Unit puts out its "Top 12 Homicides of the Year". Here is 3 of them... 1. Alex Mijtus, 36 years old, is killed by his wife, armed with a 20" long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had had enough of her husbands strange sex practices and one night during a prolonged session of "fun" she snapped, pushing all 20" of the vibrator into Alex's anus until it ruptured several internal organs and caused severe bleeding. 2. Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed the road. She was to turn 100 the next day, but crossing the road with her daughter to go to her own birthday party her wheel chair was hit by the truck delivering her birthday cake. 3. Peter Stone, 42 years old, is murdered by his 8 year old daughter, who he had just sent to her room with no dinner. Young Samantha Stone felt that if she couldn't have dinner no one should, and she promptly inserted 72 rat poison tablets into her fathers coffee as he prepared dinner. The victim took one sip and promptly collapsed. Samantha Stone was given a suspended sentence as the judge felt she didn't realize what she was doing, until she tried to poison her mother using the same method one month later.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #2 July 2, 2002 you can see the rest of the top 12 here ... silly British....it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #3 July 2, 2002 I think someone missed the point. These are hoaxes. Clever though. First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gale 0 #4 July 2, 2002 OK. That makes sense. I was getting really creeped out there! GaleI'm drowning...so come inside Welcome to my...dirty mind Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #5 July 2, 2002 QuoteI was getting really creeped out there! hahaha....It would be a real waste of our tax payer money if FBI really did investigate stuff like this.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #6 July 2, 2002 QuoteEvery year the FBI, is asked to investigate over 36,000 serious crimes including Murder/Homicides. Every year the Homicide Investigations Unit puts out its "Top 12 Homicides of the Year". Here is 3 of them... [1. Alex Mijtus, 36 years old, is killed by his wife, armed with a 20" long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had had enough of her husbands strange sex practices and one night during a prolonged session of "fun" she snapped, pushing all 20" of the vibrator into Alex's anus until it ruptured several internal organs and caused severe bleeding.]What a terrible way to die,see if I ever let another woman tie me up again. 2. Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed the road. She was to turn 100 the next day, but crossing the road with her daughter to go to her own birthday party her wheel chair was hit by the truck delivering her birthday cake. 3. Peter Stone, 42 years old, is murdered by his 8 year old daughter, who he had just sent to her room with no dinner. Young Samantha Stone felt that if she couldn't have dinner no one should, and she promptly inserted 72 rat poison tablets into her fathers coffee as he prepared dinner. The victim took one sip and promptly collapsed. Samantha Stone was given a suspended sentence as the judge felt she didn't realize what she was doing, until she tried to poison her mother using the same method one month later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #7 July 3, 2002 It would certainly seem to be a hoax. Number 2, as described, is not a murder/homicide. FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #8 July 3, 2002 QuoteIt would certainly seem to be a hoax. Was my original reply too subtle? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fred 0 #9 July 3, 2002 QuoteWas my original reply too subtle?Clearly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasmin 0 #10 July 3, 2002 Numbers nine and five of the original list have an element of truth, the details are a little fudged though...xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #11 July 3, 2002 i'm keen on knowing WHO done in the levy woman, and the little girl from colorado, her name escapes me just now. who do ya'll think murdered the levy girl? i'd hate to go out on a limb, but it's highly coincidental that she was tied to a politician, or is that just sheer coincidence? makes for provacative thinking.--Richard-- "We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
