You know your in Texas when......

[Rachill 0]

You sit down at a resteraunt and order a coke and they bring you a Margarita with an extra shot of Grand Marnier.

Yep... ordered a coke and the waiter asked "on the rocks?" and I thought, well duh!!! Of course! And I thought it was strang when he asked "no salt" and I said "yeah, coke on the rocks, no salt" Laughing, and thinking he was just trying to be funny....

Nope, he brings me and my friend Margarita's on the rocks, no salt. Plus an extra shot of Tequila!!!

Go figure! We almost didn't drink them, since it was Saturday , then we looked out the window and saw the rain and decided to drink them... So 6 Margaritas later we left the resteraunt.

Rachill
BooYa#1

BooYa#1
GR#50
You might be a skydiver if... Your having sex and she whispers in your ear "I've never done this before" and you yell out "Case of Beer"

[AggieDave 6]

Sounds like my kind of Coke!

See, yet another example of why you should NEVER say "pop" or "soda" but refer to them all as Cokes... (Read and learn Andyman...).

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Rachill 0]

Yeah, everyone in Texas knows that if you ask for a coke then the other person will say "what kind of coke" and you reply with Dr.Pepper, or Sprite, or whatever kind of soft drink you want. What the hell is a "pop" anyway? Isn't that one of our dz.commers?

I thought everyone knew that......

BooYa#1
GR#50
You might be a skydiver if... Your having sex and she whispers in your ear "I've never done this before" and you yell out "Case of Beer"

[Slappie 9]

Rachill ask Trent what he wants to drink and he'll answer with "pop" or "soda" it's something to do with living in the north to long.

Damn "Yankees" hehehe

"Not that there is anything wrong with that." = Jerry Seinfeld

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[jfields 0]

So you all are saying if I went to Texas, my beverage conversation would be like this:

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Waiter: What would you like to drink?
Me: A Coke, please.
Waiter: What kind?
Me: Umm... A Coke, like I asked for the first time.
Waiter: Git yer Yankee ass outta here!

[Rachill 0]

Well, don't ask me why we do this in the south... I don't know the answer. All I know is I have said it all my life and now I find out it's not how everyone else thinks.

I'm just sticking with what I was told dammit....

Man, I'm thirsty for a coke!!! Would you please bring me a Dr.Pepper!

BooYa#1
GR#50
You might be a skydiver if... Your having sex and she whispers in your ear "I've never done this before" and you yell out "Case of Beer"

[freeflir29 0]

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Git yer Yankee ass outta here!

No No...it was "Git a rope!!!" Damn Yankees.......Hang em all!!!

[Scratch 0]

All you Americans are weird.
This is not an attack or even an opinion, just an observation.

[Rachill 0]

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Waiter: Git yer Yankee ass outta here!

No, then the waiter would just take a really long time to bring you your drink. And then he'd probably bring you a Sprite instead or something. We don't get mad, we just get even.

BooYa#1
GR#50
You might be a skydiver if... Your having sex and she whispers in your ear "I've never done this before" and you yell out "Case of Beer"

[Slappie 9]

Ok, we are kinda strange..

Where are you so we can make fun of you too?

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[Rachill 0]

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All you Americans are weird.

Git yer yankee ass outta here.......!!!!

just kidding man!!!

BooYa#1
GR#50
You might be a skydiver if... Your having sex and she whispers in your ear "I've never done this before" and you yell out "Case of Beer"

[Slappie 9]

No Rachill

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No, then the waiter would just take a really long time to bring you your drink. And then he'd probably bring you a Sprite instead or something.

They bring you a margirita on the rocks, no salt and an extra shot of tequila!! heheh

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[freeflir29 0]

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All you Americans are weird

Yeah....we're nothing like those "Dirty Nasty Seth Effrikans"

[Rachill 0]

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They bring you a margirita on the rocks, no salt and an extra shot of tequila!

God Bless America!

BooYa#1
GR#50
You might be a skydiver if... Your having sex and she whispers in your ear "I've never done this before" and you yell out "Case of Beer"

[Scratch 0]

South Africa. Home of less slippery new ZP material.

[Slappie 9]

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South Africa. Home of less slippery new ZP material.

And your point is?? I wanna know how you ask for a "Coke" "Soda" or whatever you Seth Affrikans call it Do you even have "Cokes" there?

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[Scratch 0]

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[Do you even have "Cokes" there?

Nah, no electricity to keep them cold

Hey Clay, how is the tongue doing??

[freeflir29 0]

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Do you even have "Cokes" there?

I really challenge you to find a corner of this planet that DOESN'T have Coke. I was once brought a Coke in the middle of a jungle in Panama. In a bucket WITH ICE!!!! Craziest thing I ever saw.......I was sure happy to pay that kid for it though....

[freeflir29 0]

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Hey Clay, how is the tongue doing??

Well...after I cut the gangrene part off the rest seems to be healing nicely.....

[Scratch 0]

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[In a bucket WITH ICE!!!!

What's ice????????

[Scratch 0]

What is really gross is that Andre' never wears shoes and sometime during the course of the day he would have stood by a urinal

[Rachill 0]

All you South Africans are wierd
This is not an attack or even an opinion, just an observation.

BooYa#1
GR#50
You might be a skydiver if... Your having sex and she whispers in your ear "I've never done this before" and you yell out "Case of Beer"

[Scratch 0]

Touche.

[Slappie 9]

Two west Texas boys, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going
anywhere in life and thought they should go to college at A&M to get ahead.

Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history
and logic.

What's logic?" asked Bubba.

The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a
weed-eater?"

"I sure do," answered Bubba.

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the
professor.

"That's real good," Bubba responded in awe.

The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a
yard, you also have a house."

Impressed, Bubba shouted, "AMAZIN'!!!!!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"Betty Mae! This is incredible!" Bubba is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
heterosexual," said the professor.

You're right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I
can't wait to take this here logic class."

Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the
hallway where Cooter is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya taking?" Cooter asks.

"Math, history and logic," replies Bubba.

"What in tarnation is logic?"

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"

"No."

"You're queer, ain't 'cha?

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."