ChromeBoy 0 #1 June 28, 2002 Ok we need a thread for us not so smart people so let's talk about sex. Feel free to give us all the information you want but we are looking forward to the following... 1. When, where, with whom (don't have to give names if you do not want to just how you knew them) did you lose your virginity to? 2. What is your funniest sexual experience? 3. What is your not so funniest sexual experience? 4. If you could have sex with anyone on earth (opposite sex please and no sheep) who would it be? 5. Anybody else have any questions? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 June 28, 2002 Quote2. What is your funniest sexual experience? Getting "pulled over" by a sheriff during a rest stop while out of town, and having to ask back to the back seat for my pants to get my wallet. (I had thrown a jacket over my legs...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #3 June 28, 2002 Quote5. Anybody else have any questions? I'm still thinking of my answers to your questions, but I'll add two of my own: 6. What couple (real or fictional) would you most want to see have sex? 7. What couple (real or fictional) would you least want to see have sex? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #4 June 28, 2002 1. When, where, with whom (don't have to give names if you do not want to just how you knew them) did you lose your virginity to? Lost my virginity when I was 14 in my dads car that I had rolled down the driveway then drove of in it. My GF at the time snuck out of parents house and met me down the road from her house. we "did" it at the local airport behind some storage bins. 2. What is your funniest sexual experience? Getting arrested shortly after loosing my virginity for driving underage at 4:00 in the morning Or anther time when my roomate broke his shoulder riding his bike home from the bar and came rushing into my room to take him to the emergency room while I was in the middle of the "act". he just sat there and explained how hurt he was a pretended that he had no idea what was happening in front of him 3. What is your not so funniest sexual experience? I guess the above will do 4. If you could have sex with anyone on earth (opposite sex please and no sheep) who would it be? What if it where a consenting sheep Really I have no idea who i would have sex with. I am more into the perfect setting with a pefect woman but who is that woman? Have not met her yet I don't think anyway Here is a question: Where would be the perfect place to have sex? Me it would be in Big Sur tucked in the hills just above the beaches and huge tremendous pine trees next to a trickling stream Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #5 June 28, 2002 1. When, where, with whom (don't have to give names if you do not want to just how you knew them) did you lose your virginity to? He was a senior in HS and I was a sophomore. WE both needed a first and the deal was made. 2. What is your funniest sexual experience? Went for a ride along with a cop on the midnight shift. Slow night so we got busy in the front seat. I by accident set off the siren. Couple of laughs there. Not so funny when a buddy pulled up to his drivers side window to chat as they always do. Boy was that awkward! 3. What is your not so funniest sexual experience? I was dating this amazing guy I met on the plane from Cali to DC. He was 29 and lived in CA. I was 18 and lived in DC. He flew in weekly for business and we started kinda dating. One day in his hotel room we were getting busy and his WIFE called! That was our last date! 4. If you could have sex with anyone on earth (opposite sex please and no sheep) who would it be? Mmmmmmmmmmm..... not telling! 5. What couple would you most like to watch? Me and the guy from #4. 6. What couple would you least like to watch? Roseanne and whoever. dove Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 June 28, 2002 Quote4. If you could have sex with anyone on earth (opposite sex please and no sheep) who would it be? Mmmmmmmmmmm..... not telling! *fingers crossed* Say AggieDave, Say AggieDave...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
james1010 0 #7 June 28, 2002 Quote 2. What is your funniest sexual experience? Warehouse parking lot after a Jimmy Buffet concert . . . security gaurd walked up on us and asked us to take it somewhere else . . . total surprise, no time for covering up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #8 June 28, 2002 That is a great topic for this forum ChromeBoy! Thanks for asking it! >>1. When, where, with whom (don't have to give names if you do not want to just how you knew them) did you lose your virginity to? I was 15 and lost it at my girlfriends house. I rode my bike about 15 miles to her house and we went swimming and it was like that scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High in the pool house. >>2. What is your funniest sexual experience? When I was 16 I had a party and this girl really liked me and came over. I ended up hooking up with her friend that night and the girl that liked me walked in on us and and started screaming at the girl I was doing. The whole party came in the room and I was naked on the bed and these two girls were in a fight about sleeping with me! Now I can't get anybody to sleep with me. Times change. >>3. What is your not so funniest sexual experience? Two stroke SCORE! >>4. If you could have sex with anyone on earth (opposite sex please and no sheep) who would it be? Too many to name. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #9 June 28, 2002 Quote *fingers crossed* Say AggieDave, Say AggieDave... Wow! Am I THAT easy to read?! You can SPUR me on to ecstasy any day, you hot cowboy, you! ride 'em cowboy dove Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 June 28, 2002 1. When, where, with whom (don't have to give names if you do not want to just how you knew them) did you lose your virginity to? Burlington, NC Clarion hotel...to a BMX racing groupie. I was 14 I think and sponsored by Red Lobster at the time. The chics were diggin me!!! 2. What is your funniest sexual experience? Hmmm.....several actually but I guess my pick would be. 1 week after getting out of basic training I did a chic on an air conditioner behind a church on Sheppard AFB. Or one of several times I walked out of some chics house in Base housing only to have to wave at the neighbors cutting the grass.... Or getting a hand job from the wife under a blanket, in broad daylight, on an Amtrak train. Not that funny until a group of chics walked by and one made serious eye contact with me, then the blanket, then me again.....and got an embarrassed look and walked quickly by. Now that was funny!!!! 3. What is your not so funniest sexual experience? Having a chics HUSBAND knock on my dorm room door to collect his wife.......on Fairchild AFB. 4. If you could have sex with anyone on earth (opposite sex please and no sheep) who would it be? My perfect woman....when I meet her I'll let ya know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #11 June 28, 2002 I was boring. I was 19 years old, and lost it to my fiance. Funniest: Well, not funny during, but later. Said finace threw his condom in the bedroom trash can. The next day, the dog fished it out, and brought it into the kitchen. He was still living at home with his parents at the time! If George Clooney knocked on my door, I'd do him. I'm not into watching other people have sex, I'd rather do it myself!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 June 28, 2002 QuoteI'd rather do it myself! It's usually more fun if someone else is in the room.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 June 28, 2002 LOL, Clay! That's not what I meant. Although, that is par for the course these days.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 June 28, 2002 QuoteAlthough, that is par for the course these days See ......we have something in common already. So...Uhhhh....How you doin? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weid14 0 #15 June 28, 2002 this one time, at band camp...... AB AB AB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #16 June 28, 2002 Quote 1. When, where, with whom (don't have to give names if you do not want to just how you knew them) did you lose your virginity to? Boyfriends best friend. In a Car. Ive always been a very bad girl. Quote 2. What is your funniest sexual experience? My parents come home. We grab our close and are running out the back down, then down the path along the back ditch NAKED. Quote 3. What is your not so funniest sexual experience? Getting Pregnant and not planning for that to happen. Quote 4. If you could have sex with anyone on earth (opposite sex please and no sheep) who would it be? J.C. , but of course, we are talking "fantasy" Quote 5. Anybody else have any questions? At this time, No. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #17 June 28, 2002 1. When, where, with whom (don't have to give names if you do not want to just how you knew them) did you lose your virginity to? this girl that knew my brothers g/f at the time. she was no angel she bet her friends she could sleep with me the first night we hung out...DUH! her friends who made the bet musta thought she actually meant SLEEP with me. 2. What is your funniest sexual experience? so many fun ones..hmm. I guess it would be the one when we were all (3 couples)hanging out on the beach. we went our separate way to uh "go for a walk." by the time everyone was ready to leave{cops broke up the party} I had to carry my g/f out of there she was barely conscious and couldnt walk sometimes I miss her 3. What is your not so funniest sexual experience? my highschool g/f and I were passengers in a friends car. well on the ride home we started "IT" there we get to her house and a told my buddy to wait. whuile I "say good bye" he's out there waiting I am in the forier{SP} with my girlfriend "Saying goodbye" [pants pulled down far enough to "talk" to each other when in walks her dad! I have never been so scared in my fukn life. I was 18 and he had boxing trophys all over his house. he was NO WEAKLING! I was lost...I didnt want to let me g/f get the brunt of his fury but I didnt want to die either. she told me to leave b/c it would be better for us if he calmed down first. I made tracks to my buddys car who is now being interrogated by the cops for suspisciously parking his car...(he was drunk too) luckily the cop saw my g/f's dad walk in and I tolsd him My buddy was waiting for me..so I got in the car and drove away still fully erect. pretty funny for a not so funny story! 4. If you could have sex with anyone on earth (opposite sex please and no sheep) who would it be? yes! I didnt misunderstand the question. but if I could have sex with anyone on earth I probably would!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #18 June 28, 2002 Quoteif I could have sex with anyone on earth I probably would! I just reminded myself to stay away from JTVAL. I don't swing that way dude but to each his own! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #19 June 28, 2002 Ok, I think THIS falls under the funniest category.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #20 June 28, 2002 I just reminded myself to stay away from JTVAL. I don't swing that way dude but to each his own! --------------------------------------- I said sex with "anyone" not "everyone" and by "any" I mean women and by "one" I mean "any" youre goods are safeMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #21 June 29, 2002 Quote Went for a ride along with a cop on the midnight shift. Slow night so we got busy in the front seat. I by accident set off the siren. Couple of laughs there. Not so funny when a buddy pulled up to his drivers side window to chat as they always do. Boy was that awkward! Hmm..gotta love those cops eh Dove? At least you didn't accidentally hit the volume on his radio while 'doing favors' causing the rest of his shift to begin looking for him when he didn't respond to anyone!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
