AggieDave 6 #1 June 27, 2002 Yes, its that time again, to dust off your copies of Photoshop... Yeah, this is a spoof on the masturbate/kitten pic from Fark a while back, but it makes sense to our little community --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 June 27, 2002 nothing vulgur sorry. I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #3 June 27, 2002 Can I get a volunteer for a redecorating project for my office? I'd like to make some skydiving magnets to decorate my old metal file drawers in my office. If I send someone a picture of a skydiver under canopy, can the color be taken out, leaving a black and white version so that I can color the canopy and the skydiver in the colors I choose? I tried this in paint, but it was a lot erasing and I ended up deleting the lines stuff. More time and effort than it was worth, I'm sure there's a better way to do this. So, if you're day is slow and you don't have anything better to do than mess around with a pic . . . let me know. Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #4 June 27, 2002 This is an incredibly simple thing to do with even the simplest picture editting software. Unfortunately, I don't have any of that software on my computer at work, otherwise I could do it for you in about a minute. UPDATE Actually you can do this even in Paint. Here's how. Bring up the picture in Paint. Then click on "Image" in the menu bar and then "Attributes." That will bring up a box and in that box you can change from color to black and white. Then just click on "OK" and then resave your picture. However, I would still recommend using a higher quality program to do this, as the quality of the resulting picture is likely to be better. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #5 June 27, 2002 Aaahhh, thank you for offering!! I thought there was a coloring book option in paint, but that must have been an earlier version, because I couldn't find it anywhere on there. Even after all the erasing that I did and drawing lines back in, it wouldn't let me dump color into each of the canopy sells. Any other takers? Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #6 June 27, 2002 I sent you a PM. Did you get it? "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #7 June 27, 2002 one of my roomies did this quick little jobbie to my desktop wallpaper image (note: i *don't* usually use one -- just inspired by seeing twin peaks again recently, heh) a couple of days ago. it was quickly dubbed Mädchen Aphex. steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #8 June 27, 2002 That is extremely distrubing. *shiver* "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
james1010 0 #9 June 27, 2002 Hey aggie, Nothing funny or vulgar, but I thought it came out nice. A wallpaper shot I put together for a pal. James Champion 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
james1010 0 #10 June 27, 2002 Sorry bout that, here it is . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilotdave 0 #11 June 27, 2002 well, on the wallpaper topic, here's one i made a few years ago from an actual picture of a wall of my dormroom (my roommate's side, of course Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hohonukai 0 #12 June 27, 2002 beer Beer BEer BEEr BEER BEER! BEER!! BEER!!! nice one Pilotdave! Makes me want a Cerveza. anybody using Photoshop 7? Man, I love that program (I'm still on 6) you can learn something new everyday! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #13 June 28, 2002 QuoteSorry bout that, here it is . . . "Mommy quick look at that redneck standing in the middle of the *SPLAT*.....mommy why is his leg look like a curly fry from sonic? I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #14 June 28, 2002 That brought back memories....in my college days, one of our drinking buddies down the hall had wallpapered his entire room with labels removed from beer bottles. He also built a coffee table out of crushed beer cans.....it took four people to move it, and about 30 people 7-8 months to provide the "raw materials".... Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #15 June 28, 2002 Quote30 people 7-8 months to provide the "raw materials" man, you went to a conservative college, didn't ya? --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #16 June 28, 2002 I posted this on another thread yesterday, but here goes: Homer eating a donut... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #17 June 28, 2002 QuoteQuote30 people 7-8 months to provide the "raw materials" man, you went to a conservative college, didn't ya? Dave ! You worried me with your comment (I don't *think* I'm conservative...) so I did some math Table weighed about 450 pounds. 16 cans to the pound = 7200 cans. 7200 cans * 30 drinkers = 240 cans each 240 cans * 7 months = 34.28/month = 8.57 cans / week Damn....that IS lame ! ( I feel so ashamed now.....) (but you have to admit it still isn't too bad for a group of seminary students......) Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #18 June 28, 2002 Quote(but you have to admit it still isn't too bad for a group of seminary students......) Wouldn't that mean it was made out of wine bottles, then? Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
james1010 0 #19 June 28, 2002 Quote but you have to admit it still isn't too bad for a group of seminary students..... Hilarious Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #20 June 28, 2002 Sniff, sniff . . . I think I smell a toolie! Seminary (Snarf, cough, choke)! HA-HA, good one! Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #21 June 28, 2002 Scott: I did get your PM, did you get my e-mail and attachment? Remember, no hurry whenever you have time to kill (rainy day). Thanks a bunch! Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #22 June 28, 2002 haha I just tossed 6 pizza boxes and 2 empty cases of Miller Lite in the trash from last week, my room mate and I had a good week...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites