Cloudi 0 #1 June 27, 2002 In attempting to give his girlfriend a hard time, said girlfriend retaliates by divulging information about his butt-face's mysteriously obtained (definitely not from "said girlfriend"), flaming, pus-oozing, braille-like rash! When asked how he was coping, Bob replied, " It's not so much the itching as the burning." As to the rash's origin, many believe that it is the direct result of kissing the ass of so many packers at the DZ. When asked for comment, the rash only had this to say--"I would simply like to thank Bob for providing such a lush environment for me to flourish." All well-wishers should send Bob ointment, sympathy, and encouragement while he struggles to overcome this ailment and come up with a good come-back... Don't worry honey, the skydiving community will rally around you and together, we will beat this thing! By the way--I'm a geek. Kim Watch as I attempt, with no slight of hand, to apply logic and reason. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 June 27, 2002 I bet he had fun getting it though....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloudi 0 #3 June 27, 2002 one distinguishing feature of the rash are little tufts of wool sprouting from their centers... Kim Watch as I attempt, with no slight of hand, to apply logic and reason. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #4 June 27, 2002 has someone started drinking already today? ....it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 June 27, 2002 Quote has someone started drinking already today? Apparently....nothing worse than a woman scorned.....and drunk..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloudi 0 #6 June 27, 2002 Don't worry, I'll get mine. Pay-backs are a bitch (much like drunk, vengeful women) and I can only pray that he will keep in mind that I used a fictional rash while heckling him! Fortunately for me, my punishment is hours away--he just went to work! And no, "someone" hasn't started drinking already, I'm still drunk from last night, thank you very much! j/k Kim Watch as I attempt, with no slight of hand, to apply logic and reason. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 June 27, 2002 Quote Que? Puta mas loca! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloudi 0 #9 June 28, 2002 Si, tene razon! Kim Watch as I attempt, with no slight of hand, to apply logic and reason. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
