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Caution: Skydivehigh's rash is closer than it appears!

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In attempting to give his girlfriend a hard time, said girlfriend retaliates by divulging information about his butt-face's mysteriously obtained (definitely not from "said girlfriend"), flaming, pus-oozing, braille-like rash!
When asked how he was coping, Bob replied, " It's not so much the itching as the burning."
As to the rash's origin, many believe that it is the direct result of kissing the ass of so many packers at the DZ.
When asked for comment, the rash only had this to say--"I would simply like to thank Bob for providing such a lush environment for me to flourish."
All well-wishers should send Bob ointment, sympathy, and encouragement while he struggles to overcome this ailment and come up with a good come-back...
Don't worry honey, the skydiving community will rally around you and together, we will beat this thing!
By the way--I'm a geek.

Kim
Watch as I attempt, with no slight of hand, to apply logic and reason.

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Don't worry, I'll get mine. Pay-backs are a bitch (much like drunk, vengeful women) and I can only pray that he will keep in mind that I used a fictional rash while heckling him! Fortunately for me, my punishment is hours away--he just went to work!

And no, "someone" hasn't started drinking already, I'm still drunk from last night, thank you very much!
j/k :D

Kim
Watch as I attempt, with no slight of hand, to apply logic and reason.

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