LawnDart21 0 #1 June 27, 2002 Straight from the home office of the 2002 World Freefall Convention "Bail Bond Fund", here are the top ten reasons why skydiving is better than sex. 10) No matter how loud you yell during a skydive, your neighbors won't hear you. 9) Unlike what's between your legs, everyone knows how long your swoop is. 8) For some, skydiving lasts longer. 7) No one will laugh at you for a premature deployment. 6) The A-License exam is less stressful than an STD test. 5) If you suck at skydiving, people will still jump with you, if you suck in bed, you won't get laid again. 4) You can't debrief sex. 3) Sex leads to marraige and children (not always in that order). Skydiving leads to more skydives. 2) Unlike sex, the more skydives you make, the more people will respect you. And the #1 reason that Skydiving is better than Sex, 1) You can pull out your pud in public and not one will call you a pervert. -- My other ride is a RESERVE. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick 0 #2 June 27, 2002 Not to sure about point 5, I've never complained if a woman has sucked. Nick Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #3 June 27, 2002 *** 7) No one will laugh at you for a premature deployment. [//quote] Beg to differ here. If you PULL OUT at 8,000 in a two way when your partner is expecting you to GO ALL THE WAY DOWN so you can break and pull at the SAME TIME.... You might get laughed at!Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #4 June 27, 2002 Quote4) You can't debrief sex. You can if you get video. quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 June 27, 2002 Quote4) You can't debrief sex. ------------------------------------------------------------ You can if you get video. OMG, that was so funny ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 June 27, 2002 Quotethat was so funny and true...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 June 27, 2002 Damnit Clay, can't i ever get the last word in?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #8 June 27, 2002 11) No condoms required! dove Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiventom 0 #9 June 27, 2002 QuoteQuote4) You can't debrief sex. ------------------------------------------------------------ You can if you get video. OMG, that was so funny I've got both video and still cameras. "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana" -Groucho Marx- "Tom flies like a rock" -Tom Carson- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 June 27, 2002 QuoteDamnit Clay, can't i ever get the last word in?? Only if you find a way to keep me quiet...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #11 June 27, 2002 Hey Sunshine - gag him and zip tie him down in your basement......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 June 27, 2002 Quotegag him and zip tie him down in your basement......... You really know how to make a first date come off well don't you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 June 28, 2002 *deleted* ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #14 June 28, 2002 QuoteOnly if you find a way to keep me quiet...... I can think of a way... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #15 June 28, 2002 You won't hear."was it good for you?" UGH Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #16 June 28, 2002 Quote 5) If you suck at skydiving, people will still jump with you, if you suck in bed, you won't get laid again. oh well that just makes me feel a whole lot better...........I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
