I am unnumbered.

[Jessica 0]

I have no number.
Not a Gravity Rats number. Not a Rodriguez Brothers number, nor a Muff Brothers number. Not a Canopy Nazi number, a No Cheap Beer number, a Sky Monkey number, a Cajun Chickens number, even an SCR number.
So many numbers to have, and yet I am among the unnumbered.
I must know why. I must become numbered.
It's the Vicodin™ talking.

[n2skdvn 0]

us rodriguez bros dont have numbers we have names!!!!!!!
.....numbers we dont need no stinking numbers....mapache rodriguez...aka n2skdvn!
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again
click me

[Muenkel 0]

Well you definitely are not a number 2.
What about your social security number? Ahh, that's so not Jessica!
What'ya say we both go out and get arrested together? I think they give you numbers for that.
"JANE, HOW DO YOU STOP THIS CRAZY THING?"
Chris

[Jessica 0]

See how ignorant I am?
That's what happens, when you don't have any numbers. You walk through life with glassy eyes, breathing through your mouth, unaware of the constant trickle of drool.
It's the Vicodin™ talking.

[skybytch 273]

Jess... you can be Canopy Nazi #3 if you'd like. Just lemme know. I'm sure I can talk CN#2 into doing the initiation ceremony for you....
pull & flare,
lisa
"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda sez

[sunshine 2]

Cajun Chickens don't have numbers either. You have a license number, what more do you need?!"A million mile fall from grace, thank god we missed the ground"

[Jessica 0]

I want it all!
It's the Vicodin™ talking.

[lummy 4]

Jess... It's okay, Really... but you do have a number, you are Grammar Nazi#1
the INTERNET comes in any color you'd like

[Jessica 0]

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Grammar Nazi#1

Hey, that's right!
*wiping away trickle of drool*
But how can I be #1 if there's no #2? I think FallingMarc deserves #1 more than me, anyway...he's smarter...and better at haikus.
It's the Vicodin™ talking.

[AndyMan 7]

I have no numbers either.
Strangely, I think I might qualify for a CN number, after my recent jousting.
Correct that, I do have a Midnight Naked Beacon Riding number. #89
_Am
ICQ: 5578907
MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com
AIM: andrewdmetcalfe
Yahoo IM: ametcalf_1999

[Jessica 0]

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I'm sure I can talk CN#2 into doing the initiation ceremony for you....

He told me it was just spinning around three times shouting, "ONE-POINT-TWO-TO-ONE LOADING MAX FOR NEWBIES!!" over and over. "AND NO ELLIPTICALS!!"
You mean there's more to it? HEY WHO INITIATED HIM THEN??????
*glaring significantly at the bytch*
It's the Vicodin™ talking.

[skybytch 273]

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You mean there's more to it? HEY WHO INITIATED HIM THEN??????

Ummm.... errrrr..... Hey look! Over there! A baby wolf!!!
*the bytch runs and hides behind the nearest building*
pull & flare,
lisa
"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda sez

[skymedic 0]

Andy you lie....you have a TF number...I know that for sure..
3..2..1..C-YA
marc

[AndyMan 7]

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Andy you lie....

Doh! Forgot about that one.....
That makes two numbers. I guess I'm not in Jess's club anymore.
_Am
ICQ: 5578907
MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com
AIM: andrewdmetcalfe
Yahoo IM: ametcalf_1999

[Muenkel 0]

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You mean there's more to it? HEY WHO INITIATED HIM THEN??????
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Ummm.... errrrr..... Hey look! Over there! A baby wolf!!!
*the bytch runs and hides behind the nearest building*

[Jerry Seinfelf voice]Skybytch![/Jerry Seinfeld voice]
I hate inside jokes, unless of course I am in on them.
"JANE, HOW DO YOU STOP THIS CRAZY THING?"
Chris

[Jessica 0]

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Hey look! Over there! A baby wolf!!!

What??? Where??????
Gullibly Falling For Baby Wolf Trick #1
It's the Vicodin™ talking.

[FallingMarc 0]

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But how can I be #1 if there's no #2? I think FallingMarc deserves #1 more than me, anyway...he's smarter...and better at haikus.

I disagree here;
your mastery of grammar-
it shouts, "Number One!"
If I am worthy
I would love to be known as
"El Numero Dos"

M

[Jessica 0]

By taking the bait
And writing haiku for me
Marc made me happy.
Together, my dear
We will snigger at extra
punctuation marks.
I am proud to be
Grammar Nazi Number 1
for dropzone-dot-com.
It's the Vicodin™ talking.

[FallingMarc 0]

From that day forward-
participles dangled not,
run-ons were no more!
Yeah, right! On the 'net?
Our duties may never end
but I, "Two," stand tall.
I feel like a member of an elitist cult... cool....

[Jessica 0]

Speaking of numbers, this is post No. 2,000 for me.
Whorishness is nearly obselete these days, though. HH beat it out of us. And I, for one, really enjoyed it!
It's the Vicodin™ talking.

[TomAiello 26]

What about the grandaddy of all numbers, your license number?
I'd bet you have one of those.
--Tom Aiello
tbaiello@mac.com

[sunshine 2]

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But how can I be #1 if there's no #2? I think FallingMarc deserves #1 more than me, anyway...he's smarter...and better at haikus.

You would still be Grammar Nazi #1, Marc would be Haiku Nazi #1....can't we all just get along?"A million mile fall from grace, thank god we missed the ground"

[rhino 0]

How do you become a canopy nazzi? I wanna be a canopy nazzi Blue Skies .....

[sunshine 2]

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How do you become a canopy nazzi? I wanna be a canopy nazzi

Step #1 would be spelling Nazi correctly"A million mile fall from grace, thank god we missed the ground"

[flyhi 24]

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How do you become a canopy nazzi? I wanna be a canopy nazzi

Trust me, no you don't. Anyone who has ever posted in the Canopy Control and Swoop forum doesn't want to be that.
And who did we say was Right-wing, Fascist Group Spelling Nazi #1?
flyhi