Goodbye folks.

[wildblue 7]

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I learned the going rate to have a stripper pee on you is $400..... I could have died a happy man and never needed or wanted to know that info.....

Actually, it's only like $150 - she just made 300 - $400 off one guy doing that. If you just want to watch her pee, it's only $50.
Warning: sunshine is a kleptomaniac

[Jessica 0]

Every post I make is based on a loving, committed relationship with dropzone.com. The rest of you may be whores, but I'm approaching this posting thing with a mature, adult outlook.
*making breakfast in bed for dz.com*
*finding dz.com in bed with another woman*
*shrugging, getting in bed with them*
I'm not sure, but I think it's the Vicodin talking.

[wildblue 7]

I'm just going to go ahead and say it for Clay....

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*shrugging, getting in bed with them*

Good girl!!
Warning: sunshine is a kleptomaniac

[freeflir29 0]

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I'm not sure, but I think it's the Vicodin talking.

Yep...I hear it has that affect. *Mental note: Buy large supply of Vicodin before next DZ party*
"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!"

[sunshine 2]

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If you just want to watch her pee, it's only $50.

She doesn't make me pay, in fact she asks me to go to the bathroom with her all the time. If you boys knew what we really did while we were in there together...
"You have not truly lived, til you've known someone worth dying for"

[hisgoofyness 0]

if you think that's bad phree, get a "load" of this
while stationed in Alaska i worked part time as a dj in a strip club. after being there a while i started getting invited as a chaperone (sp?) to go on trips with some of the girls that did private parties (it usaully included one of our bouncers as well)
anyway, at this one retirement party i attended, there was about 10-15 mainly older gentleman. well they had paid to have two girls dance for them for approx 4 hours, granted the girls wouldnt dance for 4 straight hours but they would be present that long... anyway a few hours in and several drinks later, one of the dancers stated she needed to use the restroom
almost immediately one of the older guys asked "# 1 or # 2?" which at the time i thought was kind of rude. so the girl said that it was really none of his concern. next the old man said " well actually if it is # 2 i will pay you to do it on this glass coffee table!" at first the girl was totally against the idea. then the man said " name your price." the girls quickly pulled a random figure out of her head " for something like that it would be an extra $ 1,000.00 "
well the guy looked at one of his buddies and said "what do you think?" the friend said "let's do it" then both proceeded to count out 500.00 each and handed it to her
they moved the coffee table in to the kitchen, both of them laid under the table and proceeded to watch her take a dump on the table
that was one of the freakiest events i ever witnessed
at least she gave me a good tip for staying in the kitchen with her in case one of the old coots tried something funny
after that night, i never looked at her the same
it is amazing what people will do for entertainment
hisgoofyness
"congratulations!!! you're a real skydiver now..." SV

[freeflir29 0]

That...is a horrible...horrible story!!! I don't know whether to laugh or puke. I know what ya mean though...I couldn't look at her the same again either. Kinda like child birth but worse...
"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!"

[PhillyKev 0]

Is this one of those things where "I was a chaperone for a stripper and this old guy had a request" is similar to "I have a friend that has this rash"?
cielos azules y cerveza fría
-Kevin

[hisgoofyness 0]

no i actually worked for the club that supllied the girls for the parties
you would be suprised at some of the requested i heard
contrary to popular belief most strippers aren't prostitutes, most make just as much (if they are any good), but stripping is legal in many more places and no pimps to deal with... "Pimpin ain't easy" sorry had to say it
to be honest most of girls were college students who paid for their tuition through dancing... but you still had those one's that were trashy, and a few junkies as well, but most of those didnt last long
hisgoofyness
"congratulations!!! you're a real skydiver now..." SV

[Muenkel 0]

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Ah the delicious irony, we are post whoring on a thread that is basically all about post whoring, and its concequences......

I just want the record to show that I have nothing to do with this.
"JANE, HOW DO YOU STOP THIS CRAZY THING?"
Chris

[Muenkel 0]

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Every post I make is based on a loving, committed relationship with dropzone.com. The rest of you may be whores, but I'm approaching this posting thing with a mature, adult outlook.
*making breakfast in bed for dz.com*
*finding dz.com in bed with another woman*
*shrugging, getting in bed with them*

Jessica, you crack me up! Would you consider being my PR agent?"JANE, HOW DO YOU STOP THIS CRAZY THING?"
Chris

[AiRpollUtiOn 0]

Overlooked this entire thread, Muenkel, this one really boosted your post number!!!!
cool move!
Will jump for beer, bs AiRpollUtiOn

[Muenkel 0]

That was not my intention. Please don't get me into anymore trouble.
BTW, I thought I locked this thread?
"JANE, HOW DO YOU STOP THIS CRAZY THING?"
Chris

[AiRpollUtiOn 0]

Sorry, not trying to make you look bad or anything, that's just not me, just found it kinda funny, and rather ironic... sorta like 10.000 spoons when you were actually intending to get a knife!
Will jump for beer, bs AiRpollUtiOn

[freeflir29 0]

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I thought I locked this thread?

I picked the lock and drove away in your thread..."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!"

[nws01 0]

Or like rain on a skydiving day?
Who would of thought, it figures.
Blue Dreams,
Nathan

[AiRpollUtiOn 0]

I guess everything is allright when your new girlfriend does the same crazy things in the theatre as the old one did...
Guess we're kinda off-topic here, shame on us!
Will jump for beer, bs AiRpollUtiOn

[skybytch 273]

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BTW, I thought I locked this thread?

You said you considered it locked. So how come you're still posting to it?
pull & flare,
lisa
"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda sez

[freeflir29 0]

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Guess we're kinda off-topic here, shame on us!

Topic? There was a topic?
"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!"

[AiRpollUtiOn 0]

There must have been one, I think...
Will jump for beer, bs AiRpollUtiOn

[Muenkel 0]

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BTW, I thought I locked this thread?
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You said you considered it locked. So how come you're still posting to it?

I stopped discussing this topic.

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The rules are:
1) No personal attacks. None.

I've studied the rules. Thanks for proving my point.
"JANE, HOW DO YOU STOP THIS CRAZY THING?"
Chris

[sangiro 25]

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I've studied the rules.

But I don't think you understand them. That's not a personal attack... you really should give this up.
Safe swoops
Sangiro

[rgoper 0]

Muenkel:
i, in the stead of my duly elected and appointed office of dz.com smartass of the year do award you the "asshole of the day" award. you should have stopped while you could've. first your waving bye bye, then your back cracking on one of the moderators. she has friends, i'm one of em. not a wise move. remember i advised to play nice? WELL? move on bro.......
Richard
"Gravity Is My Friend"

[AiRpollUtiOn 0]

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i, in the stead of my duly elected and appointed office of dz.com smartass of the year do award you the "asshole of the day" award.

O....oooowwww
This looks like a typical case of "the shit hitting the fan"
All is well that climbs well
Tom

[skybytch 273]

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I've studied the rules. Thanks for proving my point.

You've proved way more than you know with this thread alone.
pull & flare,
lisa
"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda sez