bbarnhouse 0 #1 June 11, 2002 Damnit if the neighbor didnt have his so called "Music" turned up again. I asked very nicely if he would mind turning it down a bit, "but, but I'm having a party!".... "But I'm trying to sleep!"3:00 in the F*&*((*&%$ morning I have ear plugs in and a pillow over my head. This is the same dude that I went to retreive at the airport and was no where to be found...for an hour. So much for being a nice person eh?That's just friggen IT! Let's hear your suggestions for payback........and make 'em good! And once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #2 June 11, 2002 Did you ever see the episode of the Osbournes when their neighbors were doing that same thing. This is what you do...1. Yell at them.2. Blare old Black Sabbath back at them.3. Throw a ham at them.4. Throw firewood through their windows.5. Apologize to the police and get away with it!Into the brave new world, I hope I see you on the other side of this strange new world. - Richard Ashcroft Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #3 June 11, 2002 Chromey..............throw a ham ? LMFAO..............And once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #4 June 11, 2002 A horse's head in his bed would be good !! Wynona's got herself a big brown beaverand she shows it off to all her friends .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #5 June 11, 2002 Or there's the one on teh Simpsons - throw a pineapple (or other heavy object) with a rope tied to it through the window - pull on the rope to get the pineapple back, the repeat Wynona's got herself a big brown beaverand she shows it off to all her friends .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #6 June 11, 2002 Try calling this number, and refer your neighbor for some of their services. POLICE DEPARTMENT ELOY (520) 466-7324 --Come to the dark side Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #7 June 11, 2002 That will make her unpopular at the dz, Spy. She has to outwit them. She has to annoy them more so they get the point.Into the brave new world, I hope I see you on the other side of this strange new world. - Richard Ashcroft Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #8 June 11, 2002 LMAO thanks Spy! hehe cept they would throw him in the clink for ummmmmmmm"contraband"....uh huh uh huh.And I do have to live here...ummm need something else......And once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #9 June 11, 2002 QuoteThat will make her unpopular at the dzOops, I didn't realize the neighbor was a skydiver also.. In that case, my next suggestion would be to give up and start partying with them, but b/c of your occupation, I guess that wouldn't be such a good idea either... hrm, I'm stumped--Come to the dark side Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #10 June 11, 2002 How about sneaking into their home when they are gone and replacing their "contraband" with orageno?Or, sneak in a piss in their alcohol bottles and mix it well so they don't know until they drink it?Into the brave new world, I hope I see you on the other side of this strange new world. - Richard Ashcroft Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #11 June 11, 2002 Ummm powdered sugar? oregano? hummmmmmm how about I just quit being pleasant? No sorry I can't help you. No sorry, I am unavailable. No sorry..........I won't water your plants............sorry i can't take you to the airport..........No so sorry!And once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #12 June 11, 2002 Yes - definitely stop doing favors for this ungrateful bozo. Does he party every friday? BEfore he gets home from work superglue the locks on his doors. He wont' have time to prepare and he'll have to call the whole thing off. And NO - he cannot use your phone to call for help! Gotta help inconsiderate neighbors. How did there get to be so many of em out there?!dove Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #13 June 11, 2002 pull the plug on the power then blame it on a coyote or other critter. Then get a serrated knife and cut up their cord and make it look like an animal chewed on it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #14 June 11, 2002 OOOOOOO I like that one........wonder if i can ehemmmmmmm get one of my buddies to do me a favour? LOL..........*bats eyelashes, "but it's just a small favour, and you don't like him either!" said innocently.BwahhhhhhhhhhAnd once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #15 June 11, 2002 Ooooooh, Dove, your such a bad girl...CyaDGR# 37Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #16 June 11, 2002 NacMac, Dove is mine too. Leave her alone! Into the brave new world, I hope I see you on the other side of this strange new world. - Richard Ashcroft Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #17 June 11, 2002 "Dove is mine too. Leave her alone"Dove thinks my rig is sexy.......And it is, she has a good eye.CyaDGR# 37Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StevieBoy 0 #18 June 11, 2002 I've got a very good friend who could sort this out, he is unique, it works every time for any situation, we had a lot of prob's at one time but they just dissapeared, but he lives in London, Sorry."Skydiving's a source, it'll change your life, swear to God" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #19 June 11, 2002 Hey nacmac! Why don't you bring your sexy rig over to play with my sexy rig and while they are making Javelin babies I'll show you all my built-in gear!dove Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #20 June 11, 2002 I would, the offer is very tempting, but Chromeboy is stalking every hottie I speak to on the board right now.........He says you are already his.Besides, my Nacmacgirl is waiting for me back in Bonnie Scotland, with a Nacmacjunior due around the 9th june, so no time left for a wee trippy across to Florida.......Mebbe in a parallel universe, or in a different time space continuum, we have already settled down and are raising an entire packing shed of beautiful baby rigs....I'm sure they are all fine fair and strong babies too....CyaDGR# 37Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,991 #21 June 11, 2002 >That's just friggen IT! Let's hear your suggestions for payback . . .Buy some fish. Get into his trailer and hide it some place he won't find it (behind a wall panel?) Easy, and he will probably avoid his trailer for a few months.-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 5 #22 June 11, 2002 We used a quarter stick of dynamite one time to blow the door off the trailor of the jurks keeping everyone up. It didn't even phase them at 7am. JURKS.It was still funny and felt good even if they didn't wake up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #23 June 11, 2002 Put a couple of packs of birdseed on the roof of his trailer, that wil mean he will be up bright and early too....CyaDGR# 37Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #24 June 11, 2002 Chris,I think they stumbled out after the SECOND explosion.....maura Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #25 June 11, 2002 LOL.......oh com'mon Bill all the women that traipse through his place? I seriously doubt fish will bother him at all! BwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhDynamite......mmmmmm DD you are scaring me honBird seed.........well now there's a thought.............maybe get up on the top of his place with a bit o' peanut butter and some bird seed.........And once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
