MrHixxx 0 #51 June 12, 2002 By him drinks all night as a peace offering and slip Epicac into them.-Hixxx"Woman... Wu -mon... Whoa - man! She stole my heart and my cat" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #52 June 12, 2002 not sure what epicac is but visine should make him miss a few days of jumping...a few drops of visine in his drink and he'll be close to the bathroom all day! (jasmin, after reading youre reply I realized just how creative i was. most of the things you type were along the lines of my post...but these were things I thought of as I was typing( some old tricks were incorporated). I shoulda written a book about itHave fun, Live free, SKYDIVE!!http://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #53 June 12, 2002 QuoteGo hereaaaaaahhh, hayduke... master of brownie warfare! (been there, done that) dear lisa, you never cease to amaze me!!!steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drenaline 0 #54 June 12, 2002 Best advice I can give you is a huge knife in your left hand and a nice gun on the right hand, you can start with the gun and end with the knife and then bury him under his own trailer.Some nicer stuff you can do is seal him inside his trailer, buy lots of epoxy and once he is inside totally wasted you can glue the door and windows, only way out is braking something.or you can do the scary method, go inside his truck and paint everything with the classic "I know what you did last summer" or some other threatening things, leave him notes, paint notes everywhere, write some satanic symbols, buy some fake blood in a FX store and fill his bed and everything else with it, that should scare him away and since you said that he wont call the cops you will be off the hook. Oh yeah remember to write his name with the notes, to make sure he knows that it is with him.Electricity works too, connect a 220 to his doorknob and he will get a nice shock everytime he touches it.Fill his trailer with lots of insecticide (dunno if you can get Baygon there but works perfect), it will be so toxic that he won't be able to sleep or even live there for a good time.When I get inspired I will post some other stuff. If you think that my methods are to drastic, please do tell me so I can think of something nicer."Life is full of danger, so why be afraid?"drenaline Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darkzone 0 #55 June 12, 2002 QuoteSome nicer stuff you can do is seal him inside his trailer, buy lots of epoxy and once he is inside totally wasted you can glue the door and windows, only way out is braking something.Then hitch his trailer up and drive him somewhere very, very, very far away and preferably hot and dry, unhitch and drive home.Far away is close at hand in images of elsewhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #56 June 12, 2002 Oh yeah lets hitch him up! Last night he was at it again! Dumb Mutha F**&*. I gave up and went to a friends house to sleep. If the dude ever gets sober....I will talk to him, if not........well let's just say that some hooligans will be visiting and shinanigans happenin. Wonder why his water was cold this am.......Oh he doesnt have any! LOLAnd once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #57 June 12, 2002 Hee HEEE!!!!! This is gonna be fun!Peace~LindseyYa' know Smack-water Jack he bought a shotgun'cause he was in the mood for a little con-fron-ta-tion Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #58 June 12, 2002 Oh my! Yelling goin on........T.V. reception from Satelite dish .....hummmmm "not working well?" you say........well those damn gremlins!And once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #59 June 12, 2002 So I dreamt about random critters being placed in unsuspecting shoes left outside.....wonder where that came from?Ya' know Smack-water Jack he bought a shotgun'cause he was in the mood for a little con-fron-ta-tion Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #60 June 12, 2002 Random acts of evilness?Bwahhhhhhhhh bwahhhhhhhhhhhhh And once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #61 June 12, 2002 Ooooh random is no fun, premeditated, planned and cunningly executed...Now thats what I call style, finesse, and vingince......CyaDGR# 37Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #62 June 12, 2002 well nacmac........they are only random to him! LOL and best of all........I didn't do a thing. Some folks were just waiting for an excuse, seems "neighbor" has issues all over. Well imagine that! Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #63 June 12, 2002 hheeheh keep us updatedHave fun, Live free, SKYDIVE!!http://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #64 June 13, 2002 Will let you know if any other gremlins pay "technoman" a visit.......*bats eyelashes innocently*Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #65 June 13, 2002 *UPDATE*So "technoman" comes over this am and rings the bell. I don't answer........he rings again.......I go to the door and he says in his Beligain accent;" Oh I see you've been in the shower....what's this without me?" I raise an eyebrowHe then inquires if I have a "grassrider" Now I'm thinking......OH a lawnmower I say "No sorry" he says:"What you going to cut grass wit your teeth?" I said no I will have Gary from the hangar mow the grass. He pulls out his phone and says"Oh waaahts his number?" I said "Oh I'm sorry I don't know".............now ya know that bottle of Roundup?LOL...........bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhLife is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #66 June 16, 2002 OHHHHHHHHHHH 4:30am and thump,thump,thump......Now I happen to be a tolerant person (as her claws and fangs are bared) and I'm not mad........I'm just getting even.Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chickenhawk420 0 #67 June 16, 2002 I don't know any revenge sweeter than "hitlers" in Little Nicky. Daily pineapple insertions anyone? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chickenhawk420 0 #68 June 16, 2002 Replace his entire collection of music with bert baccarach (?) and self help tapes for sexual inadequacy. Put sex toys strewn round his house (the butt rammer 4000 should have the desired affect), gay porn mags, blow up dolls (include animals and men dolls - or get a picture of his mother take it to the real life sex doll place get them to make a doll like his mother, place on bed with said picture in a nice big frame on bedside table). Place memoriabilia like liser minelli (not even attempt Sp), cats the musical arround. Plus the whipped topping of a new barbie doll collection in a "beautiful" display cabinet. Then stall him when he gets back from work night of the party untill guests arrive. Enjoy.Oh yeah cling film over tiolet seats can have a messy affect.Im only just starting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
