nacmacfeegle 0 #1 June 14, 2002 Got this In the mailbox this morning...Enjoy, I know you will...CyaDGR# 37"I don't believe that kindness is a weakness" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #2 June 14, 2002 Hey Nacmac,I couldn't open it for some reason, but I do want to make a comment and don't take this personally at all.I just hate when people refer to folks who live in trailers as "trash". People should not be judged by where they live or what they drive or what they look like. There's too much hatred in this world today. This is my preaching for the day.Once again, Nacmac, I find your posts interesting and humorous. I am not mad at you, I am just using your thread to speak my mind.Blue skies."JANE, HOW DO YOU STOP THIS CRAZY THING?"Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #3 June 14, 2002 Sorry Chris, no offense meant......I like to think of myself as "oilfield trash"...but I respect your sensitivities..."There's too much hatred in this world today"Me too.....Its just a wee Flash/Java thing... put your name in here, put a friends name here kinda thing.....Peace brother, hope you have a rockin weekend.CyaDGR# 37"I don't believe that kindness is a weakness" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #4 June 14, 2002 I definitely know there was no offense meant. I'm just preachy and kind of serious today. I visited my uncle's grave yesterday on the 1 month anniversary of his burial. It was really emotional for me. It made me realize that none of this earthly shit really matters.I've been fortunate, that I have always had a nice place to live in and a decent salary, but none of that will mean shit when I am in a box in the earth.Enough depressing crap! I wish you BOOBIES this weekend."JANE, HOW DO YOU STOP THIS CRAZY THING?"Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 June 14, 2002 Buzzkill? Gotta love Jerry!!!! "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #6 June 14, 2002 "People should not be judged by where they live or what they drive or what they look like."hehe, amen also to that, I fly intercontinental a LOT my warped sense of humour is tickled when I show up in the 'executive lounges' at airports dressed in my tevas, old levis, and "masticate, fornicate, aviate" (eat, fuck, skydive) tee shirt. I see the 'executives' looking at me and thinking what the hell is HE doing here.....Similarly when I roll into business class on the plane, they nearly always try and send me to the back.....When my ticket clearly states...business or even first......The years I have spent in my profession has taught me that everybody has value, and should be treated with dignity and respect...Nobody is any more important than the next guy, or gal.Especially if they have great looking Boobies CyaDGR# 37"I don't believe that kindness is a weakness" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #7 June 14, 2002 QuoteThe years I have spent in my profession has taught me that everybody has value, and should be treated with dignity and respect...Nobody is any more important than the next guy, or gal.This is true, except maybe for the Puerto Ricans."JANE, HOW DO YOU STOP THIS CRAZY THING?"Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #8 June 14, 2002 The Jerry Springer Show : Episode 627 : "Marriage Meltdown!"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[The crowd starts chanting "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"]Jerry: Tonight on "The Jerry Springer Show" we have a particularly interesting episode! Nathan is here to finally confess something to a long-time friend, NacMac. So everyone, please put your hands together for Nathan![The crowd whoops and hollers]Jerry: Okay, now Nathan you're here to talk about someone aren't you?You: Yes.Jerry: And what is this other person's name?You: TequilaGirl.[The crowd squeals with delight]Jerry: Okay, okay, well TequilaGirl, is actually here tonight ...[The crowd squeals]Jerry: But first we have a surprise for you Nathan, because as it happens there is someone else here to see you! So let's bring out ... Clay!You: What the HELL!!![Out of nowhere you pull out a M16. Clay reaches for the tuna. Out of the shadows SkyMama appears]SkyMama: Wait everybody, wait!Jerry: Yes, everybody let's just calm down for a moment here. First, tell us why you're here Clay.Clay: Because I saw Nathan and SkyMama making out at The Love Shack![The crowd goes absolutely insane]SkyMama: That's a lie! I was home watching Debbie Does Dallas!Jerry: [raising his hands] Hold on, hold on, I'm missing the problem here ... what exactly is the problem Clay?Clay: Because I've recently been taking part in a sexual relationship with NacMac who has recently become engaged to SkyMama.[The crowd hollers, screams and whoops in an orchestra of orgasmic excitement]Jerry: Okay, okay. Well why don't we bring NacMac out here because Nathan had something that they needed to tell them anyway about ... TequilaGirl that's right!NacMac: [enters onto stage and saunters over towards you] What's the deal? I saw you outside getting it on with TequilaGirl! You know how I feel about TequilaGirl!SkyMama: [screams] What? Why the hell did you ask me to marry you if you're in love with TequilaGirl!NacMac: Because I knew that I could never have TequilaGirl. But Nathan promised me that they'd never hook up out of respect for my feelings!SkyMama: What about respect for my feelings![Clay walks suddenly across the stage, embracing NacMac]Clay: Don't worry baby, you don't need any of them now that you have me.[Again the crowd squeals]SkyMama: Oh my God! Are you sick!?[SkyMama runs across the room and wraps their arms around you tightly]SkyMama: Nathan take me away from all of this!You: You see? That's the thing ... I'm ... well, I'm married ...[The crowd does its bit]SkyMama: Married?[You nod]SkyMama: Who the hell are you married to? When ... when did this happen? I don't understand!You: The other day. In Vegas. I'm married to TequilaGirl.NacMac: [screaming] WHAT!!!Jerry: [grinning widely, makes an enquiry] So ... did you have a nice wedding night?TequilaGirl: [stepping back out onto center stage] Well we had sex 7 times if that's what you mean.[The crowd squeals]Jerry: Okay, okay. So let me get this all straight ... Nathan is married to TequilaGirl who NacMac has secretly been in love with for years and years. Now NacMac has recently become engaged to SkyMama who was recently spotted kissing Nathan in The Love Shack. Now on top of this, Clay has just admitted to being in a sexual relationship with NacMac.TequilaGirl: That's right Jerry.Jerry: [looking sternly into the camera] It's times like these that one has to wonder whether or not these people are aware that they are quite clinically insane. Perhaps we should be spending more on psychiatric health funds in this country, perhaps we should just ban Vegas to cut down on impulse marriages. Perhaps I should get a new job. Thanks for watching folks - it's been great - but for now, take care of yourselves ... and each other.[Cue cheesy background music and fade to black]Blue Dreams,Nathan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #9 June 14, 2002 Now that, was fucking funny as hell!You have entirely too much time on your hands!"JANE, HOW DO YOU STOP THIS CRAZY THING?"Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #10 June 14, 2002 Thats what the wee link thing makes.......Thanks Nate, are you and Chromie jumping this weekend?CyaDGR# 37"I don't believe that kindness is a weakness" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #11 June 14, 2002 QuoteI fly intercontinental a LOT my warped sense of humour is tickled when I show up in the 'executive lounges' at airports dressed in my tevas, old levis, and "masticate, fornicate, aviate" (eat, fuck, skydive) tee shirt. I see the 'executives' looking at me and thinking what the hell is HE doing here..Dontcha just love pushing uptight people's buttons? You ought to see what I wear to some restaurants. "Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 June 14, 2002 Quotewhen I show up in the 'executive lounges' at airports dressed in my tevas, old levis, and "masticate, fornicate, aviate" (eat, fuck, skydive) tee shirtReminds me of a VERY funny story. A friend of my parents is taking a little jaunt from the UK to New York on the Concord. He's a very stuffy, snooty Brit. He sits down in his seat and is somewhat appauled by this guy that sits next to him. Greasy sorta long hair, holey blue jeans and T shirt, old tennis shoes. In his usual fashion the stuffy Brit starts going on about all the cars, houses, horses, blah blah blah that he owns and generally how much money he has. The guy doesn't seem terribly interested and finally they get around to introducing themselves. The brit says Hi...I'm so and so......The other guy says "Mick Jagger.....nice to meet you" "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #13 June 14, 2002 What's really scary is that he didn't seem to recognize who Mick Jagger was. "Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 June 14, 2002 QuoteWhat's really scary is that he didn't seem to recognize who Mick Jagger wasHe had no clue!!! Someone else told him when he related the story....... Crazy brits!!!"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #15 June 14, 2002 So were "stuffy", "snooty", "crazy" are we?.....And we've obviously never heard of that popular beat combo, The Rolling Stones.......hmmm I guess your right, seems fairly accurate of some of us.......I hate snooty types, and yes, I do love 'pushing their buttons', better still winding them up, or stringing them along, mebbe even scaring them a litle with some no shit stories....I also like to remind them sometimes that they bleed, just like the rest of us......CyaDGR# 37"I don't believe that kindness is a weakness" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 June 14, 2002 Nac...I thought a true Scotsman would never identify himself with Brits? "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #17 June 14, 2002 You know Clay, I am really offended when people refer to the Brits as "stuffy", "snooty" and "crazy". There is entirely too much hatred in the world.Except towards the Puerto Ricans."JANE, HOW DO YOU STOP THIS CRAZY THING?"Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 June 14, 2002 QuoteExcept towards the Puerto Ricans.It's OK...they don't like us Main Landers much either..."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #19 June 14, 2002 QuoteSo were "stuffy", "snooty", "crazy" are we?Heh. Yeah, like there's a shortage of stuffy, snooty, judgmental, close-minded, xenophobic Americans. Like ramon said in a previous thread, assholes are assholes."Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #20 June 14, 2002 Don't worry Clay - god loves you. Everyone else thinks your an asshole though Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 June 14, 2002 QuoteEveryone else thinks your an asshole thoughNope...a lot of them KNOW "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #22 June 14, 2002 "Nac...I thought a true Scotsman would never identify himself with Brits? "I know, I know, but to my Scottish shame, I consider myself British first, and Scottish second......I even prefer to think of myself as a citizen of the world. I guess I still hold the dream that one day, borders won't matter anymore.....Unless of course I am in the company of someone who thinks Britain is England, or if someone thinks England is in some way better than Scotland, or if there is any soccer or rugby being played.C'mon Denmark...get right intae these English......CyaDGR# 37"I don't believe that kindness is a weakness" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #23 June 14, 2002 Just for the record, I wasn't calling Clay an asshole.Though if he admits it... "Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #24 June 14, 2002 Quoteto my Scottish shame, I consider myself British first, and Scottish second....Sort of like being an American first, Texan second.Though I think a real Texan would probably reverse that order. "Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #25 June 14, 2002 You got the idea......But that is all for the weekend....I hear the whine of turbines a calling me, and their playing my tune.Keep it real folks, I'll chat again on monday........lets all stay safe and have fun out there.....CyaDGR# 37"I don't believe that kindness is a weakness" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
