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Well if it's dark during the afternoon, what ever will we do to amuse ourselves since we can't skydive?


When I lived in Naples I used to masturbate by myself in the afternoons. It's either that or go drink at the bars!:P
Blue Happiness Stuff,
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Hey justin
u need to get some SORZ goggles
they work waaay better
and they dont mist up just put em on at 10 grand
ps washin up liquid works well as a anti fogger
clean em once a month with it
OUTSIDE ya helmet is NOT the way ahead they will always get ripped off or blown off
dre

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Well if it's dark during the afternoon, what ever will we do to amuse ourselves since we can't skydive?

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This isn't the Cajun Chicken sandwich...

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That sounds like a lot of first and you know what that means BEER BEER BEER.
I got two jumps in before the rain hit and the winds got to swirly. Did a couple of high school graduation jumps. The sad thing is nobody really paid and attention as we landed. I came in with 2 100ft streamers and another with 2 150ft streamers doing CREW with the third as he trailed a 300ft yellow caution tape it was cool drapped accross the entire LZ.
Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you KISS tomarrow. :)

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Spent the weekend at Mullins DZ jumping the king air!! Love that plane!!!
10 hop-n-pops from 14,500+ on my new crossfire2, 97. I'll post details later.. Just got done with a 1400 mile drive to Florida..
Rhino and son..
Blue Skies ..... ;)

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When I lived in Naples I used to masturbate by myself in the afternoons. It's either that or go drink at the bars!

Well if i was there, i don't think he'd have to masturbate.:)"You have not truly lived, til you've known someone worth dying for"

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Well if i was there, i don't think he'd have to masturbate.


Take her to the Bartons, Spy. That is something fun to do on a rainy afternoon. Drink a lot of beer, eat hot peppers, and then shit fire for a week afterwords. She would never wanna go to Naples again!:P
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Would i have to like playing bingo and drive 2 mph in the left lane too?

No, but the turn signals rules are totally different..
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Q:Example, you want to make a U-Turn, what is the proper way to do it?
A: From the right hand turn lane with your right turn signal on. And then you must leave the right turn signal on for at least 2 miles after the U-Turn
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Come to the dark side

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A: From the right hand turn lane with your right turn signal on. And then you must leave the right turn signal on for at least 2 miles after the U-Turn


But aren't you supposed to come to a complete stop first, then when the people behind you decide to go around you, mash the gas and start your turn. Then stop in the middle of the road again, effectively blocking two lanes of traffic, wait until an 18-wheeler loaded with crates of chickens is coming, then quickly complete your turn in front of him, causing him to jack-knife and throw chickens all over the road.
Then continue on to Leehigh Acres, change your diaper, drink your Ensure, and take your afternoon nap.
Oh… you wanted the cheese sticks as an appetizer ??

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good to hear everybody had a SAFE weekend!
2 pussies (of the feline sort) petted : 0 jumps : 0 beerz owed/MANY beerz consumed!
and i didn't even get a car like i had planned... :( the 2002 RAV4 that i wanted is just too out of my range to buy with a clear conscious. guess it's time for me to start looking for a used one :(
oh well my car-buying-induced jump-hiatus is over, i think i'm just going to drive my rusty ol cavalier for another 8 years! :)tenacious b

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