jfields 0 #26 June 6, 2002 QuoteWho invited the americain to this discussion?Skreamer.Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #27 June 6, 2002 Thats coz they're in white today.... Allez les blancs????this top secret report just in from our agents in the far east....."Location: Enemy Base Camp, somewhere in the far East.All going well. Of the original mission I have accomplished:1)Closure of Wembley - they are now homeless with no solution insight.2)Loss of 2006 World Cup to Germany.3)Installation of foreign coach - was going to be Fergie but hecould'nt bring himself to do it even for a laugh. Sven agreed oncondition he was allowed to reclaim all blonde Swedish weatherforecasters from the barbarians. Agent Sven performing remarkably, introducing long ball game just before World Cup. We should put themback 10 years by the end of Nigeria match. 4)Beckham fooled into thinking he had an injury we got Fergie toshow him an x-ray swiped from Glasgow Southern General and told him itwas his foot and to stop training. This worked so well we used samex-ray for Neville and Murphy.5)Took under 21 team away from Peter Taylor who had them playing welland gave it to Howard Wilkinson. That nearly compromised my cover as itwas too obvious, so hired next best thing - David Platt.6)Our German friends agreed to take a dive in Munich so as to reinforceunwarranted superiority complex - avoiding awkward questions afterGreece/ Holland/Italy games. Now showing real form against SaudiArabia. 7)Sven secretly signed a three year deal with Swedish FA in April andis in fact managing their team at the World Cup. 8)Fergie has played Veron out of position all year to disguise his realtalent until Friday. 9)I expect to complete mission by July 2002 when Sven takes Ulrika backto Sweden, media get on the back of all foreign coaches and insist on anEnglishman. I will then give the job to Gazza before returning toGod's country. Alba Gu Brath Agent Crozier"CyaDGR# 37Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #28 June 6, 2002 Quote The UK's plane of choice (dont ask me why) is the LET 410 I've heard it's to do with the fact that the ones we get are foreign registered (usually Czech), so that means they don't need to be serviced every x amount of hours - just fix it when it breaks Let's go play chicken with a planet !! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #29 June 6, 2002 Remi, as long as it is France, Canada or you getting abused, anybody is welcome! "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #30 June 6, 2002 LMFAOEspecially nrs. 6 and 7. Nice one nac! "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #31 June 6, 2002 So, Remi, what was the final score against URgay? Didn't Denmark beat URgay? Is Denmark now on 4 points and France has to beat them to have any chance of going through (probably on goal difference)? Wouldn't it be embarrasing to be world champions and not even make the 2nd round?Boy, this must be soooo humiliating for you and I am absolutely loving it!!! "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #32 June 6, 2002 "Boy, this must be soooo humiliating for you and I am absolutely loving it!!! "My my, bold words from an Englishman who's team are about the face the feared old enemy, ie not Germany, or Scotland, but those no good, low down, cheating Argies....What's hispanic for "Get stuck intae them...."CyaDGR# 37Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #33 June 6, 2002 Sorry nac, but we (South Africa) are playing Spain on the 12th. Until that time I intend to be very lippy regarding both the French and English football teams...(you're a Scotsman living in America, I'm a South African living in England - I came here for the weather! "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #34 June 6, 2002 No need to apologise Will, I mistakenly assumed you were one of my Southern neighbours...my bad."Until that time I intend to be very lippy regarding both the French and English football teams..."In which case I shall happily join you in the chorus of abuse especially against our Auld Enemy, aka your hosts, the despised Guffys.I'm currently adorning my office in light blue and white, just to upset the many English guys that I work with....."I came here for the weather! "Get some therapy dude...rolling on the floor guffawing my erse aff......CyaDGR# 37Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #35 June 6, 2002 Actually my dad's parents emigrated from Scotland to South Africa. But seeing as how shite Scotland have been at rugby and football lately I tend to keep that quiet! "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #36 June 6, 2002 Ah the Seth Affrikan in you is coming out. Picking fights with all and sundry. Welcome home WilliamI wish the real worldwould just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #37 June 6, 2002 "But seeing as how shite Scotland have been at rugby and football lately I tend to keep that quiet! "I hear you brother, I hear you, but at least we recognise the fact that we are shite and don't enter every comp with the attitude that just cos we won something back in 1966 (by cheating no less) we will automatically win everything else....We are good at drinking, partying and skydiving though, if that's at all relevant.BTW my home town of Arbroath still has the record for defeating a team in a soccer cup match...36-0 against Bon Accord (Aberdeen) which I try and remind my Aberdonian hosts about hehehe....Last time I was in NZ the tri nations tourney was on so I sported my prized Springbocks top to most of the pub- match watching sessions.They didn't really see my sense of humour and I barely escaped with my life.CyaDGR# 37Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #38 June 6, 2002 Ja, at least at Hinton they call me an annoying twat, but they are not like normal English people. At work they tell me I have a 'blunt personality' and that I am 'rather abrupt'. Don't these people understand that to a South African this is a compliment??? "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #39 June 6, 2002 Damn straight it's a compliment.It cuts down on all the waste of time bullshit and lengthens the amount of time available for drinking. I wish the real worldwould just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #40 June 6, 2002 Quote at least at Hinton they call me an annoying twat That's not the only place Let's go play chicken with a planet !! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #41 June 6, 2002 LOL, we call him other things as well.=================================I can smell your noodles !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #42 June 6, 2002 Yes, its when you slashed my car tyres that I felt really welcome - you obviously liked me so much you didn't want me to leave!!! "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geoff 0 #43 June 6, 2002 Isn't the Skyvan G-BVXW normally/often in the UK?Geoff Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cpoxon 0 #44 June 6, 2002 Is that the Hunting Aviation one? Weston used that recently after the Nomad problem I believe. I hope it's not the same one as that one is slow and the pilots don't like flying jumpers alledegly... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darkzone 0 #45 June 6, 2002 I reckon it's going to Langar, to replace the much missed Porter. Am I right?Far away is close at hand in images of elsewhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #46 June 6, 2002 Much missed???What happened to it? I have many happy memories of that sweet wee thing......CyaDGR# 37Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasmin 0 #47 June 7, 2002 That and they're built so an idiot can fly 'em. You really don't need a co-pilot for a Let. They have automatic trim adjustment so that if you lose an engine it automatically compensates (or at least the one here does...) just pray you're not onboard when they backfire, scares the s**t out of the load onboard and the whuffo-punters.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cpoxon 0 #48 June 7, 2002 As far as I'm aware, it never came back from a service (or was it repairs?) in Denmark shortly after the Caravan arrived. I guess Langar wanted to maximise their purchase of the Caravan. According to my logbook, the last time i jumped out of it was 24th February 2001. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #49 June 7, 2002 Didnt realize that there was one flying sometimes at weston....yea, the one I was talking about is scheduled at langar for the Women's and POPS recors in End of Aug / start of Sept.RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #50 June 7, 2002 Is it going to be around after that? Let's go play chicken with a planet !! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
