Muenkel 0 #1 May 23, 2002 For those of you who have been following my saga these past weeks, ie: wind tunnel injury, death in the family, etc.; I am asking, can a month get any worse?Yesterday, I went to the hospital to have X-rays of my neck as per my Dr.'s orders. When they were done, I left the hospital and on the entry ramp to the interstate, a dog darted out at me, I swerved and bounced off the guard rail. I was in my 1 month old car. It is not totalled but it is crunched the length of the whole passenger side. The good news is, I never hit the dog. Of course the little bastard won't back up my story.I really think I should go into seclusion for a while until this bad kharma passes.If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #2 May 23, 2002 Go into seclusion at Skydive Boston Providence and pack my canopy on the weekends please. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #3 May 23, 2002 sheesh! I think you are about due for a run of good luck! Sorry things haven't been going well, but keep your head up, it could be worse....The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 May 23, 2002 Ouch....your nuts must be getting rather swollen by now after all those kicks from life. Do what I do.....there have been plenty of days in my life that I HAD to find at least one good thing. I can remember many times having nothing else except looking up and noticing what a beautiful blue sky there was. If you can find just one thing that will put a smile on your face it makes life easier. This too shall pass.....personally....I wouldn't have swerved.... Brakes yes.....swerving.....NO!!! "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #5 May 23, 2002 Geez!!!! Well, you know what they say, "things happen in threes", so it's up hill from here! Does that help? You know there will be some that will say, you should have hit the dog "A dream can be nurtured over years and years and then flourish rapidly.....Be patient. It will happen for you. Sooner or later, life will get weary of beating on you and holding the door shut on you, and then it will let you in and throw you a real party!"--Les BrownJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #6 May 23, 2002 Well....maybe not much worse..... Sure hope it turns around for ya' soon.... The thing about bad luck coming in 3's, in my experience it's pretty much been the case, so maybe some sun's gonna shine on you now. Peace~Lindseyyou can live in happiness too, like the oompa loompa dooba de do.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #7 May 23, 2002 you could always come to korea. we are secluded and we are not allowed to have our own vehicles here. sorry bout your luck lately but I have found the sky does make me smile too!(even though its just a tease for me here) maybe you should go run over a stray just to make things even!Life's a bitch, and I'm her Pimp!JThttp://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #8 May 23, 2002 Quoteyou could always come to korea. we are secluded and we are not allowed to have our own vehicles here.Yea, and don't they eat dogs over there? Turn off the world before you come to bed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #9 May 23, 2002 QuoteYea, and don't they eat dogs over there?Dog tastes like Giraffe and they both taste like Chicken! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #10 May 23, 2002 QuoteYea, and don't they eat dogs over thereOnly on special occasions I think during the month of September. I tried it....not really bad...not really good....but fairly expensive. About $35 for a puppy platter when I was there in 98. "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #11 May 23, 2002 Quotemaybe you should go run over a stray just to make things even!LMAO, I actually did this morning!!! That's right, on my way to work this morning, I ran over a beaver! I just was not going to swerve for that fucker.If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pop 0 #12 May 23, 2002 Things that taste like chicken are more expensive than chicken!----------"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he doesn't exist!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #13 May 23, 2002 QuoteI ran over a beaver!Cheese and Rice!!! Was the woman OK? "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #14 May 23, 2002 QuoteCheese and Rice!!! Was the woman OK?If it was that kind of beaver, I definitely would have stopped. If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #15 May 23, 2002 Things happen in "3's". I think you can charge full bore now with nothing to worry about. Sebazz........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JDBoston 0 #16 May 23, 2002 May I make a correction to your tagline?"Your mind is like a parachute, opening it will only slow you down."Thanks,Joe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Michele 1 #17 May 23, 2002 Hang in there, Chris. You'll pull through. Ciels and Pinks-MicheleLife is what you make it; always was, always will be.~Grandma Moses~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #18 May 23, 2002 QuoteHang in there, Chris. You'll pull through.Thanks, I know I will. I don't stay down long. I'm a skydiver, dammit!!! We live life on the edge. If something knocks us down, we get right back up!If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChromeBoy 0 #19 May 23, 2002 QuoteWe live life on the edge. If something knocks us down, we get right back up!I get knocked downbut I get up againyou're never gonna keep me down.That's all I will post of the song. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #20 May 23, 2002 QuoteThat's all I will post of the song.Thank God......"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rgoper 0 #21 May 23, 2002 yeah, it could have been worse, you could have been gravely injured, but you weren't, thank god! Richard"Gravity Is My Friend" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kmcguffee 0 #22 May 23, 2002 Chris, revenge always helps. If that dog won't back you up then I say we take him out. Real slow like. Serious though, keep you head up. Tough times just build character and keep you from getting too cocky. You'll bounce back."Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #23 May 23, 2002 QuoteYou'll bounce back.I thought we agreed not to use that phrase......."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kmcguffee 0 #24 May 23, 2002 Sorry, I must've missed that meeting. "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #25 May 23, 2002 Boy did *I* catch hell for using the "B" word Keith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
freeflir29 0 #10 May 23, 2002 QuoteYea, and don't they eat dogs over thereOnly on special occasions I think during the month of September. I tried it....not really bad...not really good....but fairly expensive. About $35 for a puppy platter when I was there in 98. "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #11 May 23, 2002 Quotemaybe you should go run over a stray just to make things even!LMAO, I actually did this morning!!! That's right, on my way to work this morning, I ran over a beaver! I just was not going to swerve for that fucker.If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #12 May 23, 2002 Things that taste like chicken are more expensive than chicken!----------"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he doesn't exist!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 May 23, 2002 QuoteI ran over a beaver!Cheese and Rice!!! Was the woman OK? "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #14 May 23, 2002 QuoteCheese and Rice!!! Was the woman OK?If it was that kind of beaver, I definitely would have stopped. If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #15 May 23, 2002 Things happen in "3's". I think you can charge full bore now with nothing to worry about. Sebazz........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JDBoston 0 #16 May 23, 2002 May I make a correction to your tagline?"Your mind is like a parachute, opening it will only slow you down."Thanks,Joe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #17 May 23, 2002 Hang in there, Chris. You'll pull through. Ciels and Pinks-MicheleLife is what you make it; always was, always will be.~Grandma Moses~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #18 May 23, 2002 QuoteHang in there, Chris. You'll pull through.Thanks, I know I will. I don't stay down long. I'm a skydiver, dammit!!! We live life on the edge. If something knocks us down, we get right back up!If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #19 May 23, 2002 QuoteWe live life on the edge. If something knocks us down, we get right back up!I get knocked downbut I get up againyou're never gonna keep me down.That's all I will post of the song. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 May 23, 2002 QuoteThat's all I will post of the song.Thank God......"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #21 May 23, 2002 yeah, it could have been worse, you could have been gravely injured, but you weren't, thank god! Richard"Gravity Is My Friend" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #22 May 23, 2002 Chris, revenge always helps. If that dog won't back you up then I say we take him out. Real slow like. Serious though, keep you head up. Tough times just build character and keep you from getting too cocky. You'll bounce back."Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #23 May 23, 2002 QuoteYou'll bounce back.I thought we agreed not to use that phrase......."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #24 May 23, 2002 Sorry, I must've missed that meeting. "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #25 May 23, 2002 Boy did *I* catch hell for using the "B" word Keith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
