PhreeZone 20 #1 May 17, 2002 Taking a cue from the O and A show... A weekly summery of what we've learned on DZ.com this week:You can have a job that lets you post whore, only to get layed off into a job that lets you post whore on the road.You can avoid falling into other canopies by just knowing their colors.All riggers should be forced to use their own reserve once... just to make sure they can pack it right.Java/Flash games are the best things ever.The Bytch was playing hide and seek with Betsy.You can kill a kitten with just masturbation.Everyone seems more interested in what everyone else is wearing then about jumping in the rain.Geeks saw Star Wars yesterday, Nerds saw it at the 12:00am permiere.Dove is easy......... to please.So sue me... I'm bored....If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #2 May 17, 2002 you forgot to mention that the 5-day rule is impossible....."And to those who have seen it, it's a true work of art" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 May 17, 2002 QuoteYou can kill a kitten with just masturbationThats one sick bastard that tries to masturbate a cat......."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #4 May 17, 2002 Bungee jumping is not the same as skydiving----no kidding!A large proportion of teh cuties that post here wear thongs----yahay!Boobies can be saved with a little help from the guysCyaD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #5 May 17, 2002 Clay, are sheep any better?I've come to the conclusion that you like to be teased about sheep. YOu totally set yourself up for it! The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #6 May 17, 2002 Clay's man boobs are so big he had to get a jeep in order to work under itSebazz........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #7 May 17, 2002 Chromie is prepared to fight for the right to call TequilaGirl his own....CyaD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #8 May 17, 2002 Ok, I must have missed something.What is the five-day rule?quadehttp://futurecam.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #9 May 17, 2002 Oh and Chrome and Tequila Girl are having a internet affairAnd everybody like to pull up chairs next to each other and drink beers/expensive champagne/Tequila/scotch/and pass the doobSebazz........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 May 17, 2002 QuoteClay, are sheep any better?Just had a thought...if you're doing it for them it's not really masturbation anymore is it? "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #11 May 17, 2002 "And everybody like to pull up chairs next to each other and drink beers/expensive champagne/Tequila/scotch/and pass the doob"I disagree, we didn't learn that this week, I learned it over 9 years ago LOL......CyaD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #12 May 17, 2002 and you need spotters for table dances....why jump when you can fly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #13 May 17, 2002 eww, eww, mental picture of clay stoking a sheeps hair and gazing into it's eyes.. someone make it stop!The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #14 May 17, 2002 Well Paul.... If you'd go to happy hour like the rest of us you would know the 5 day rule....And I think it was broken AGAIN today..... bigtime.... If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 May 17, 2002 Quotemental picture of clay stoking a sheeps hair and gazing into it's eyes.Lovingly......."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #16 May 17, 2002 I'm sure you wouldn't have it any other way. The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #17 May 17, 2002 Hey, I dropped by Happy Hour this week a couple of times. A couple of times mostly because I was sick of using the Java client and was trying to decide on which IRC client to go use. Then had to set that up with my prefs . . . blah, blah, blah. I gotta tell you though. The reason I usually don't drop by Happy Hour is that I'm behind a firewall for a big chunk of it. I can't even get the Java client to work though that.I -did- however, stay long enough to hear somebody mention and I did ask about the 5-day rule at Happy Hour. Never did get an answer.quadehttp://futurecam.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #18 May 17, 2002 "If you'd go to happy hour like the rest of us "Don't know 'bout Paul, but I'm firewalled out of the pub.....sulk poot......So what's the 5-day rule?CyaD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #19 May 17, 2002 What is the Five Day Rule?PleaseSebazz........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #20 May 17, 2002 QuoteSo what's the 5-day rule?After having sex with a sheep you have to wait 5 more days and give the sheep time to fully recover before you can have sex with them again. That is why it is best to have a herd! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #21 May 17, 2002 **Poking hot flaming sticks into eyes**Why oh why are skydivers so F~ed up in the head.........Sicko's - BTW Happy Friday!!Sebazz........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 May 17, 2002 I gave the ex-wife 5 days after she had my son.....I just couldn't wait any longer...PS...She didn't have any stitches so it's not like I was being cruel..."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #23 May 17, 2002 QuoteI -did- however, stay long enough to hear somebody mention and I did ask about the 5-day rule at Happy Hour. Never did get an answer.The 5 day rule is that you have to go 5 days without posting anything sexual - including mentioning boobies!!"And to those who have seen it, it's a true work of art" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #24 May 17, 2002 Quoteyou have to go 5 days without posting anything sexual - including mentioning boobies!!Yeah....Thats really gonna happen....."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #25 May 17, 2002 "The 5 day rule is that you have to go 5 days without posting anything sexual - including mentioning boobies!!"Ilike a challenge but thats a bit much, even for me, the only way to comply would be to hide the mouse, anyone wanna play find the mouse???CyaD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
