neighbor's dog won't shut up.

[SpeedRacer 1]

What the f&*k is with these people who leave their dogs out to bark all night long?? It's 1:00 AM here & some asshole is letting their fucking dog bark & I can't sleep. Anyone have any creative ideas?
Speed Racer
"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!"

[cansado12 0]

Get some old lunch meat and wrap it around a thick Hershey Bar. That should shut him up for a while. But if you are kind and gentle, just toilet paper the neighbor's house. The dew in the morning will make it just right :) If you want more ideas, let me know. I'm here to help!

[wlie 0]

Get yourself a laser pointer and let the little f-er chase it till it wears out. That's what I did one night when some cats in my neighborhood were mate-calling.
Better yet. Get some fire crackers and throw it in it's direction. That'll shut it up.

[hooked 0]

Boy, I don't have any hints for you, but there is nothing more irritating is there? You could call Animal Control or the Police Department?
J

[lazerq3 0]

Not very creative but a 9mm w/ a silencer comes to mind!
jason
( oh settle down PETA I'm just kidding)

[ShortBus 0]

its 1:19 am and my only suggestion is a wooden board with a nail through it go outside and smack the dog in the side of the head. Then knock on the owners door and smack him in the side of the head to for being a dumbass.
OR
Plan B: Gather up rocks from around the house and throw them at the dog...simple yet effective
Or
Plan C: Knock on your neighbors door and wake his ass up and tell him next time he lets his dog out at 1am to bark your going to burn down the building.
Just my opinion

[hooked 0]

I'd say go with plan C. Sounds like it might work, providing the dog's owners are home!!
J

[ECVZZ 0]

Does your neighbor have a mail slot in his front door? If so, then go over to his house and stick a waterhose (preferably his) in it and turn it on full blast. Do this right after you tack the note about a firebomb (next time his fuckin' dog barks) to his door with an Icepick!
This should solve your problem in one of two ways...either your neighbor will be scared shitless, and comply with this request, or (more likely) he'll find out who did it, and you'll have a nice quiet room at the county jail!
Glad I could help!
G. Jones
"Most people don't know what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it."

[GroundZero 0]

Wow!
Your profile shows you are in Maryland, but I'm sure we're talking about the same dogs...
Here's what I do with "Blue and Red" (named after their collars)...
I walk outside and up to the fence. Immediately they approach and sit (far better behaved for me!) Then I give the weekly offering of raw (yet fresh) ground beef. They lap it up in a few seconds and being well fed, quickly settle down and soon sleep.
Now I know many of you are thinkin', " you're spending all that money to feed your neighbors noisy dogs!" But it gets better. These labs don't seem to "process" raw hamburger very well...
As soon as they (and their owners wake)... these dogs seem to display intestinal distress. Seems they suffer some sort of soft stool syndrome (SSS) along with a major gas thing. I don't know why, but the neighbors (the dogs' parents/owners), seem to be very aware of their situation.
Guess its just my way of "shitting on the neighbors!"
hehehehehehe
Chris

[drenaline 0]

you can always change your sleep time
try looking out the window and see why they are barking and beat tha crap out of the dude walking the street.
"Life is full of danger, so why be afraid?"
drenaline

[rgoper 0]

a little anti-freeze mixed in with the alpo works wonders! no joke, graveyad dead. Richard
"Gravity Is My Friend"

[AggieDave 6]

I have a couple options at hand that could solve your problem. They're all solved by a great product produced in Austria and America, one is called Hydroshock and another is called Glock. My personal favorite for the task at hand would be the 147grain Hydroshock 9mm, the one that travels at about 1100fps, reliably fired out of a trust G17...
(note: this is a joke, don't have the communist trained nazi PETA ninjas attack me in my sleep for the sarcastic comments made )
Aerials
So up high
When you free your lives (the) eternal prize

[GroundZero 0]

now i'm tryin to sleep and for some reason the neighbor dogs are fartin' and shittin' up a storm....
I hope it ain't something they ate!
Chris

[GroundZero 0]

Geez us!
That last one woke me from a sound sleep.... no more burgers for you guys!
sh...eeee...it...
(oh my god, is this post whorering?)

[GroundZero 0]

maybe?

[GroundZero 0]

maybe not...

[GroundZero 0]

but you know what?

[GroundZero 0]

POST WHORE'ING
(#200)

[Scratch 0]

Shoot the damn thing.
Aggiedave has got it right though and Lazerq3 has got it wrong.
What do you want the silencer for? Every other dog in the neighbourhood must learn, beyond the shadow of a doubt that if you bark incessently there is a big noise and you never bark again
I wish the real world
would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20

[DickGozinya 0]

I had the same problem. I went and squirted super glue into the neighbors car door locks then I put a bowl of anti-freeze over the fence. The dog lapped it up like it was candy and he was dead the next day.

[Dumpster 0]

PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals
Yum Yum!

[ChromeBoy 0]

I'm a little late on this but a good remedy is give the dog a bowl of peanut butter. It will take it awhile to eat it because it sticks to the roof of its mouth and it makes it so it can't bark.
<----- This is the planet ChromeDome. I am from here. We have a very fast moon and it is dark all the time.

[nacmacfeegle 0]

When Airann sees this thread you boys are all in deep poodoo.
This is a problem with the neighbour, not the dog, dogs bark, its natural.
Take it up with your beighnour first, second, and third.
Me, I'd phone them, if they didn't answer, call the cops, its a disturbance of the peace, or report that their house is on fire etc. If they are out, wait till they get back and they are sleeping then go wake them up. Fight fire with fire, keep them up when they are trying to sleep, and explain why you are doing this.
But don't beat on the dog, its just not fair.
Cya
D

[freeflir29 0]

I say a nice bowl of Peanut Butter AND a box of Ex-Lax mixed in. Peanut butter to shut the dog up now....and ex-lax to make the neighbor pay...."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!"

[Scratch 0]

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But don't beat on the dog, its just not fair.

You are right the dog is either lonely or board.
Why don't you give him one of Airann's cats to play with
I wish the real world
would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20