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CoS vs Skydiving

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Why Cult of Scientology is better than skydiving?
-It is probably cheaper in the long run.
-Ron L is a greater demigod than Bill B or Olav Z, even Bill V and Sky B.
-More open towards outsiders
-As a scientolog you are less likely to bore outside friend to tears with long pointless stories,
to the point where they wish to kill you.
-As opposed to a Cypres, an E-meter has never killed anyone.
-An OT level is way cooler than a D licence or an AD number.
Beeing able to roam freely using your spirit only, beats freeflying.
-A scientolog is probably spending less effort to convert outsiders.
-CoS got John Travolta. Skydivers got one of the Baldwins.
-Better movies. Battlefield Earth vs Dropzone.
Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...

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Did you actually watch Battlefield Earth? That movie sucked!

Maybe Scientologists liked it. Maybe they enjoy it guiltily, but at the same time hope fervently that outsiders don't believe all the exaggerations and fake schtick.
Maybe I'll go watch "Cutaway" again.

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Anyway, you have to admit that there is certan similarities between a cult and the averge DZ.
-A person or an organisation, doesn't have to be a charismatic leader, controlls access to the sky. Certan rules has to be followed to get there.
-The whuffo is looked at as someone who hasn't seen the light.
-The cultists/skydivers spend too much time doing mindless postwhoring/worshipping/looking at sky
-Closing pin necklace/weird cultish symbol
Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...

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An OT level is way cooler than a D licence or an AD number.

What's an OT level?
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Beeing able to roam freely using your spirit only, beats freeflying.

First, only one 'e' is required. Second, have you actually roamed about freely with your spirit?
James

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ex-girlfriend of mine had been into this crap before i met her. She moved 3000 miles from LA to Philly with no forwarding address, and her name wasn't on the phone account. Yet somehow they got the number and would call almost daily to harass her and try to get her to come back to the "church".
cielos azules y cerveza fría
-Kevin

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