Zennie 0 #51 May 3, 2002 Quote The other day we had a porno starr do a tandem at SpacelandWHAT???? And I missed this?Damn damn damn damn damn!Double damn!"Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gale 0 #52 May 3, 2002 "Being alone sucks sheep balls!!! Or was that, "being alone leads to sucking sheep balls"? Or was that..."mmm, well I'm not sure I would have put it so colourfully, but yes being alone sucks. I haven't had a "significant other in 5 years!! (I'm not too appealing I guess.) I've had some good sex in that time but not with anyone that would be considered "significant". I'm tired of that whole, let's just sleep together thing, it's just gotten really old. I would like to meet someone that actually liked more about me then my ability to... (well, fill in the blank)GaleLife's not worth living if you can't feel alive Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #53 May 3, 2002 Quote I haven't had a "significant other in 5 years!! (I'm not too appealing I guess.) I've had some good sex in that time but not with anyone that would be considered "significant". I'm tired of that whole, let's just sleep together thing, it's just gotten really old. I would like to meet someone that actually liked more about me then my ability to... (well, fill in the blank)Wow...we have a lot in common! Except the fact that I don't mind getting lots of meaningless, gratuitous sex...."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #54 May 3, 2002 (I'm not too appealing I guess.)-----------------No, pic...can't confirm or deny. Everyone has people out there to whom they are appealing...the trick is finding that person who is also appealing to you...that's the real bitch. :-)Steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #55 May 3, 2002 Quote Everyone has people out there to whom they are appealingYou mean there's hope for me too????? "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #56 May 3, 2002 You mean there's hope for me too????? ---------------------------Except you. Sorry, didn't mean to get your hopes up.:-)Steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookit 0 #57 May 3, 2002 Quote WHAT???? And I missed this?Damn damn damn damn damn!Double damn!Don't worry, Ted, you didn't miss much actually. She had bleach blond hair, dark baked tan and huge fake tits that truly did hang half way down to her stomach. She was, by far, not the best looking chick at the dz!The funniest part of it all in my opinion was that she called ahead and reserved a tandem for a 'celebrity'...no name provided. Then when they got there no one knew who she was (at least not that they'd admit! ).Why bother booking as a 'celebrity' when most people don't recognize you anyway? Because it boosts the ego! Most true celebrities actually would rather not be recognized. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #58 May 3, 2002 Quote Except you. Sorry, didn't mean to get your hopes up.OK...thats it......I'm not pulling on the next jump!!!! "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gale 0 #59 May 3, 2002 (No picture on purpose, there is one of me on another thread but I won't say where I have to appeal to them AND they have to appeal to me? Doesn't seem too likely...back to meaningless sex I guess...GaleLife's not worth living if you can't feel alive Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #60 May 3, 2002 OK...thats it......I'm not pulling on the next jump!!!! ------------------------Oh....damn....sorry, I need to be nicer...Um...Oh....GOD!....what have I done???...Oh, say it isn't true...*tear*...Why God, Why???...*as I collapse to the floor in hysterics, face in my cupped hands, tears dripping from between my fingers*...I love you man...:-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #61 May 3, 2002 back to meaningless sex I guess...----------------------Gonna be in California anytime soon? ;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #62 May 3, 2002 Quote I love you man...Awwww....thanks....but you're not my type! Funny I should make a joke about that. It was somewhere around 120-130 jumps or so that it became real to me that if I didn't pull I would burn in. (No Cypres) Before that it had never been a possibility in my mind. Kind of strange......I still can't think of a situation where I wouldn't operate my handles but......"It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiventom 0 #63 May 3, 2002 Sex without deep emotional involvement is meaningless experience...... however as far as meaningless experiences go... It is the best! =)(I think this is a Woody Allen quote)Honest, it wasn't me..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #64 May 3, 2002 Quote I think this is a Woody Allen quoteNahh....if it was Woody Allen it would have ended..."however as far as meaningless experiences go... Sex with Soo Ling is the best." Ohhh...that was bad....."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #65 May 3, 2002 Quote ) I couldn't hold my gas any longer. j/k that is friggin hilarious!The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #66 May 3, 2002 Quote I couldn't hold my gas any longer. Quote It is all about finding the right personApparently......"It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #67 May 3, 2002 I love being single--on the weekends at least. During the week it can get kind of boring. hey, it's friday! yay!The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #68 May 3, 2002 It is all about finding the right person. --------------I think I just figured out my problem...I've been looking for the wrong person all along...:-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #69 May 3, 2002 I'm married and love it. I got married because 1)I was tired of dancing. Men only dance to pick up chicks (straight men at least). 2) I couldn't hold my gas any longer. j/k It is all about finding the right person. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #70 May 3, 2002 hey, when did I become an old hand?? beer!The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #71 May 4, 2002 Quote No, but all of us skydiving women agreed that we could think of a lot better ways to spend about 5,000 than having a chest that sizeyeah but once you have boobs that size you never have to buy anything for yourself ever again!Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #72 May 4, 2002 Quote I'm tired of that whole, let's just sleep together thing,Ppphhhh! Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
