kmcguffee 0 #1 May 2, 2002 Found this joke and couldn't resist:Clay, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to Clay. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until Clay took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman Clay had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, so they slowly nursed her back to health.When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, Clay started to get "those feelings" again.He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear..."Would you mind terribly taking the dog for a walk?" I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #2 May 2, 2002 Bwaahhahahahah! ROFL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 May 2, 2002 Thats pretty good......"It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #4 May 2, 2002 I'm sure there's a law against you Clay !! boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #5 May 2, 2002 BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (Sorry Clay)"Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 May 2, 2002 QuoteI'm sure there's a law against you Clay !!Not in THAT many countries....."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CatBurger 0 #7 May 2, 2002 wait, what's a hipwreck? =) *hides in corner* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #8 May 2, 2002 It's what a lot of old people suffer from when they fall over boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #9 May 3, 2002 Does Clay have to register the Country he is living in for the protection of others??:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #10 May 3, 2002 BWAHHHHHHHHHH*will inform all of the farmers before Clay arrives.........Am I really just jettisonable cargo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 May 3, 2002 QuoteDoes Clay have to register the Country he is living in for the protection of others??Yes I do!!! My country has lots of guns....so my neighbors really shouldn't piss me off...."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #12 May 3, 2002 Quote My country has lots of guns We get to play with nukes !!! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
