exciting things to do

[captainquim 0]

can anyone think of innovative exciting things to do on a date - to get the blood pumping (not skydiving though), moderately illegal things considered?
it's gonna be a yabba dabba do time, as a famous philosopher once said.

[ChromeBoy 0]

When you have sex with her that gets the blood pumping.

[captainquim 0]

yeah, i mean before that - in order to cajole/dupe/con her into playing hide the sausage...
it's gonna be a yabba dabba do time, as a famous philosopher once said.

[nacmacfeegle 0]

"moderately illegal things considered"
You could always take more than one from the flock......
Lets face it, if your from Brackley, its hardly illegal or you could take them morris dancing??http://www.brackleymorrismen.co.uk/
C'mon Captainquim, live up to your name......
Cya
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[ChromeBoy 0]

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yeah, i mean before that - in order to cajole/dupe/con her into playing hide the sausage...

Telling her you want to play hide the sausage will definetly get you laid! Yeah say that!

[captainquim 0]

look, hide the sausage and other related games comes later - what about before? i've tried playing chicken with lorries and grafitti-ing police stations, but this normally makes them call a taxi home, or just run away...
it's gonna be a yabba dabba do time, as a famous philosopher once said.

[freeflir29 0]

Just take her out for drinks and slip her a Rufie!!! Then your in!!!
"It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[captainquim 0]

too easy. i might as well just show up naked!
it's gonna be a yabba dabba do time, as a famous philosopher once said.

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

Don't forget to tell her "I'll resepect you in the morning" !! Yeah right !!
boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

[captainquim 0]

that's a classic.
what about i'll BE there in the morning.
i've never been one for long relationships
it's gonna be a yabba dabba do time, as a famous philosopher once said.

[JDBoston 0]

Break into construction sites and climb around on the equipment. That's always good for a few giggles. It's more fun if you're drunk, then you get beer muscles and try to climb the cranes and stuff too.
Joe

[captainquim 0]

good thinking. after getting beer muscles and climbing things, we can wander off, using our beer morphine, steal a car and drive home using our beer-police-invisibility screen
it's gonna be a yabba dabba do time, as a famous philosopher once said.

[skreamer 1]

Dude, just show her some video of you "freeflying", the chick/sheep/mole will be so overcome with laughter you'll be able to have your wicked way (or you could just have sex with her/it).
BTW if you were thinking chimpanzee, I think 3flier is waaaay ahead of you there...
"Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

[skybytch 273]

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using our beer morphine, steal a car and drive home using our beer-police-invisibility screen

And hopefully she'll have her beer goggles on too.

pull & flare,
lisa
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On the other hand...you have different fingers

[captainquim 0]

you are one abusive @rse. is that because your @rse is regularly abused.
my freeflying is awesome - better than your falling limply out of the sky like the limpest limp thing that just won mr.limp 2002 on national limp day. LIMP
notice that if you say a word enough it loses all meaning
it's gonna be a yabba dabba do time, as a famous philosopher once said.

[freeflir29 0]

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better than your falling limply out of the sky

Heheheeheheee....you should see him spot.....
"It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[Remster 30]

Clay: unless you're in the plane, you cant see him spot. The natural curvature of the earth make it impossible to have a straight line of sight to the plane from the DZ....
Remster
Muff 914

[skreamer 1]

Does the word 'limp' feature regularly on your dates??? Anyway, everybody knows you blew Tim to get your FF1..... (I just had to give him a hand job, so there...)

"Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

[captainquim 0]

yeah fool!
someone should buy him a kermit the frog jumpsuit so that he can fall out of the sky like the limp muppet he is.
it's gonna be a yabba dabba do time, as a famous philosopher once said.

[captainquim 0]

that's right - i blew him away with my silky skills
the word limp features heavily on the day after my dates -
ie friend asks girl 'why are you walking with a limp?'
it's gonna be a yabba dabba do time, as a famous philosopher once said.

[skreamer 1]

Nah, seeing as YOU are the resident P.I.G. shagger at Hinton, I reckon you should wear the kermit suit.....
As for Remi : where is all this animosity coming from? Just cause I fancy your wife and you are fat, ugly and twice my size (with a dodgy accent to boot) is no reason to get all touchy, mmmkay? (if your wife wants to get touchy on the other hand..... )
lol 'on the other hand' - there I go making me laugh again!!! "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

[freeflir29 0]

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'why are you walking with a limp?'

So don't hit her with the car next time....
"It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[skreamer 1]

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the word limp features heavily on the day after my dates -
ie friend asks girl 'why are you walking with a limp?'

Actually, the friend asks the girl 'why are you fucking a gimp?'
"Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

[captainquim 0]

but that takes all the fun out of it!
it's gonna be a yabba dabba do time, as a famous philosopher once said.

[nacmacfeegle 0]

'why are you working with a pimp?'
Cya
D