skybytch 273 #1 May 1, 2002 MONEYIt can buy a HouseBut not a HomeIt can buy a BedBut not SleepIt can buy a ClockBut not TimeIt can buy a BookBut not KnowledgeIt can buy you a PositionBut not RespectIt can buy you MedicineBut not HealthIt can buy you BloodBut not LifeIt can buy you SexBut not LoveAnd it often causes pain and suffering.I tell you all this because I am your friend,and as your friend I want to take awayyour pain and suffering....So send me all your moneyAnd I will suffer for you.CASH ONLY PLEASE!!!(THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE "INSPIRATIONAL" ONES, DIDN'T YA?)pull & flare,lisa---On the other hand...you have different fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 May 1, 2002 People always say that money doesn't make you happy, I just want the chance to prove them wrong...A human cannonball, I rise above it allUp higher then a trapeze, I can fly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #3 May 1, 2002 Money, get awayGet a good job with good pay and you're okayMoney, it's a gasGrab that cash with both hands and make a stashNew car, caviar, four star daydream,Think I'll buy me a football team Money, get backI'm all right Jack keep your hands off of my stackMoney, it's a hitDon't give me that do goody good bullshitI'm in the high-fidelity first class traveling setAnd I think I need a Lear jet Money, it's a crimeShare it fairly but don't take a slice of my pieMoney, so they sayIs the root of all evil todayBut if you ask for a raise it's no surpriseThat they're giving none away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #4 May 1, 2002 I am sending life saving over to you right away....----------"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he doesn't exist!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #5 May 1, 2002 Finally - a good song from Chromey !! boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites