kingbunky 3 #1 April 30, 2002 here's the whole sordid story... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~bunkyget crazy, before it gets you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 April 30, 2002 Hahaha...I have to give you props for originallity on that one!A human cannonball, I rise above it allUp higher then a trapeze, I can fly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 April 30, 2002 Oh my god. That's frickin hilarious!!"A day without sunshine is....well....it's dark" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #4 April 30, 2002 He was a baaaad, baaaad boy. Shouldv'e seen it coming, he kept jumping with those velcro gloves and landing off DZ..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #5 April 30, 2002 Little lamb to little lamb ."What is that big ugly bird doing to Daaaaaaady?"Every day above ground is a good day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #6 April 30, 2002 It's funny cos it's true !! boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #7 April 30, 2002 I'm being filtered here at work. Anyone care to expound on the joke? Please, I hate being left out. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magistr8 0 #8 April 30, 2002 HAHA at first I thought it was some sort of joke then I thought it through and realised "that poor sheep". Whoever said comming down from a high was bad, never tried this.Peter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #9 April 30, 2002 The number of animal psychologist needed to repair the damage done is still unknown... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADRNALN 0 #10 April 30, 2002 Must be true I read it on the internet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skystorm 0 #11 April 30, 2002 Just for you km:Sheep Molester Clay Fowler arrested. Tuesday, April 30, 2002 ATLANTA , GA (WASARRESTED) -- Clay Fowler is currently being held in custody on his third animal abuse offense. Fowler was captured late last night after farmer Jim-Bob was awakened by the sound of crying sheep. "These are not just sheep", said Jim-Bob. "These are my pets; family pets. I love these sheep and to have them molested like this, by a person other than me, is totally unacceptable." Fowler was quoted as saying: "But the sheep are so soft and wooley," immediately before he was put into custody. The sheep molester was apprehended on a local farm just outside Atlanta. LOLHang onto Heaven, when hell is on your back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #12 April 30, 2002 QuoteI love these sheep and to have them molested like this, by a person other than me, is totally unacceptable." That's hilarious! The farmer's jealous Clay. thank you Skystorm.I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #13 April 30, 2002 The other ones are quite good as well. How many times has he been arrested ??!!! boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarshMan1 0 #14 April 30, 2002 Poor Clay....."If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #15 April 30, 2002 Let's give Clay the benefit of the doubt here. Maybe the sheep gave their consent! The farmer could just be jealous.If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 April 30, 2002 QuoteMaybe the sheep gave their consent! The farmer could just be jealous.Is the farmer jealous that Clay didn't molest him instead of the sheep, or is he jealous that the sheep like Clay better?"A day without sunshine is....well....it's dark" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #17 April 30, 2002 QuoteIs the farmer jealous that Clay didn't molest him instead of the sheep, or is he jealous that the sheep like Clay better?Hmmm....very good question. This is a quandary.If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skystorm 0 #18 April 30, 2002 The pleasure is all mine... Hang onto Heaven, when hell is on your back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarshMan1 0 #19 April 30, 2002 Come on y'all, at least wait till Clay gets on here to defend himself..."If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #20 April 30, 2002 i think clay must be sick or something....he should of been the second erson to respond to this....someone call the ambulance for him... i think he really is sick this timeit only took a little pixie dust to change this mispelling Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #21 April 30, 2002 He's in jail dude, prolly already used his one phone call..........SEBAZZ....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #22 April 30, 2002 ...trying to see if the sheep did outcalls? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~bunkyget crazy, before it gets you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #23 April 30, 2002 the sheep can't go cos they're stuck in the pen as well !! (sorry, bad joke) boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #24 April 30, 2002 clay first!!!whos next skreemer???? hmmm maby thats why skreemer likes to leave the plane early???if ya can't dodge it RAM IT !!!!!!click me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #25 April 30, 2002 Waaaayyyy Funny!!!!:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
