bill2 0 #1 April 30, 2002 A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows."We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball-stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.""What did you do?" asks the doctor."Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
