rgoper 0 #51 April 26, 2002 Zenmeister:you krazy fuk, u stoned? AGAIN?? stay away from that fuel (cough.......cough...) tank before each (spit........spit...vomit) load maaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn, oookkk? see yaa, i think..............................................no stems no seeds that you don't need......acupulco gold is toke....toke....bad ass weed! hey man, got a box of matches to cook this shot up with? fuel tank? what fuel tank man? hey hold it man, i gotta sharpen the point with the match striker, it's got a barb on it! Richard"Gravity Is My Friend" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 #52 April 26, 2002 Since they started random drug testing at work I have a friggin beer belly for the first time in my life! OK it aint much but I do miss my smoke,, growed up in Tucson,, in the 70's 4 finger OZs for $10,,no stems no seeds just nice leaf,, granted it's totally differant shit these days, more expensive than gold,, but now that I think about it I have never,, umm,, I ,, wtf over... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #53 April 26, 2002 I did some research a few years ago, about 15 on piss tests. It is amazing how much information people give you when you ask the right way.A lab that actually did the testing for the local Marine base told me that in reality pot is only detectable for about week to two weeks after smoking, unless the usage is heavy or chronic. Cocaine for about 72 hours.JJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #54 April 26, 2002 Everyone say pumpernickle really slowly five times. Pumpernickle....pumpernickle...pumpernickle...pumpernickle...pumpernickle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #55 April 26, 2002 I've never seen anyone doing drugs at any dz. But they always have these weird little cigarettes that smell kinda skunky.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #56 April 26, 2002 Quote Pot is a downer and would ruin the natural high you get from skydiving. Obviously not the voice of experience talking here, is it!?!"There's nothing new under the sun" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #57 April 26, 2002 Ozzy Osborne to he son Jack on the Osborne's..."It's pretty obvious your smoking grass when you order pizzas at 2 o'clock in the morning." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gale 0 #58 April 26, 2002 hmmmm, experience? Well, yes, of course I've smoked pot, where I live it practically grows at the side of the road. It certainly does slow things down, and take the edge off a high. For me, I really like the way I feel after a jump and feel no need to "enhance" it. I also don't normally drink afterwards. Your experience might be different.GaleLife's not worth living if you can't feel alive Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billo 0 #59 April 26, 2002 oh funny! i saw the osbournes the first time the other night...ozzy was going on about jack's "dope problem", saying to him "you've been hitting the evil bong! don't lie to me i know you have" or "when i first smoked dope i wasn't addicted yet either, YET"you can't beat that show. just goes to show you what 30 years of sex drugs and rock n' roll will do to you!weed? oh yeah can't beat it. we had a GREAT 4:20 party last weekend! wasn't really anything else to do since the weather sucked!"tracking is for pussies - open close, take grips" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 #60 April 26, 2002 Hay FrankGot your shit,, oops,, DZ.com shirt the other day,, lookin forward ta Victoria Day!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rogue108 0 #61 April 26, 2002 Newbie...you are such a tool for trying to start with these silly threads. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smiles 0 #62 April 26, 2002 If you live in B.C. Canada-the BUD is growin in atleast every 2nd house- on every street.Do you pull out a bong at the d.z.???No- because you respect your most favorite place in the world.In fact I've never been to a d.z. where cops are pulling in looking to bust jumpers??? Have you???Smiles. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #63 April 26, 2002 QuoteIs that what you are talking about Clay?Yep...gotta keep the goat alive to get extracted. I'm sure PETA would have a ninny fit. I guess they can provide volunteers to be shot and practiced on. I know quite a few guys that went through SOMC and I don't think I would have wanted them "learning" while any of my organs were on the outside of my body...."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #64 April 26, 2002 QuoteExtremely widespread???Oh America is the home of vice and wrong doing now is it???? Don't believe everything you see on Jerry Springer. Next I assume you are going to tell me that your country has no gays, religous conflicts or crime in general either.JJOf course not, I'm from England, silly.I KNOW it's not all like it is on Jerry Springer, though....I mean, you've also got Oprah to consider... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #65 April 26, 2002 QuoteNot me though. Or any of my friends. Although I suspect it's extremely widespread in America, home of vice and wrong-doing that it is. That's hilarious. Who is spreading those rumors around over there? When I was in Saudi I spent a lot of time talking to the Bedouins. A group told me one time that they wanted to go to America to drink whiskey and watch the naked women running around on the streets. I was like "where is that at? I've got to go there myself." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #66 April 26, 2002 Quotehome of vice and wrong-doing that it is.If you want further proof, just look at 'Miami Vice'. VICE! See! Aint no smoke without fire! Don and his mate always seemed pretty busy to me, trying to stamp out VICE! But to no avail....poor loves, they never stood a chance.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #67 April 26, 2002 Quote If you want further proof, just look at 'Miami Vice'. Yep, you're right. That proves it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #68 April 26, 2002 Did you say 'Aaaah' before you took the bait JJ?"Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #69 April 26, 2002 QuoteIf you live in B.C. Canada-the BUD is growin in atleast every 2nd house- on every street.BC Bud - best there is!!! Hey, Smiles, I live "across the pond" ... Billy, lookin' foward to seeing ya in a few weeks in Kamloops! Have to leave the bud at home ..."There's nothing new under the sun" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #70 April 26, 2002 So if Jerry Springer is real, and Miami Vice is real, then Alf must be real too, huh? Whoa, we have a short little hairball alien with a huge snout living in America...A human cannonball, I rise above it allUp higher then a trapeze, I can fly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #71 April 26, 2002 Quote. A group told me one time that they wanted to go to America to drink whiskey and watch the naked women running around on the streets.And you wonder why the Islamic world thinks we are so evil!!! LMAO I think they have America confused with Amsterdam....."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wrightskyguy 1 #72 April 26, 2002 Drugs aren't a problem at our DZ. Our problem is that the inside of Slice's van keeps catching fire every Sat and Sun after the last load. Luckily there are usually 5 or 6 people in there to help him put it out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #73 April 30, 2002 Quoteno stems no seeds that I don't need ... acupolco gold is .... (big big inhale) one bad weed... hmmmm -- I vaguely remember the 70's after reading that one, Billy! "There's nothing new under the sun" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites