bbarnhouse 0 #51 April 23, 2002 LMAO! haaaaaahahaaaaaaaaBill! Bill! Man you just have too much knowledge in your brain! It's time to start taking something out! It's really simple English!She says:"Bill do I look nice?"......response is......"Yes dear"She says: "Bill do you like this?"....response is...."Yes dear"She says:" Bill what do you think?"...response is..."Whatever you think dear"Now was that so difficult Bill? You only have to use 5 words!LOLIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #52 April 23, 2002 QuoteWhat guys hear:No No....we just hear......Oh Oh ....she's gonna look hot!! "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #53 April 23, 2002 LMAO at Bill! You are cracking me up today! But, FINALLY, I know something more about a subject than you do! AndreaI'm high as a kiteI just mightStop and check you out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #54 April 23, 2002 ^5 Andrea! ROFLIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,991 #55 April 23, 2002 >No No....we just hear......Oh Oh ....she's gonna look hot!! Actually, my interpretation from the above is "she's gonna be late." But then, I think women look better after a marathon than after spending an hour on their hair, makeup and shoe/hem selection. But that's just me.-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #56 April 23, 2002 OH BOY! My kind of fella! You mean you dont mind if a gal is all sweaty.....has road dirt from her am run? No heels and no makeup? WAHOOOOOOOOOOO*sings come on and marry me Bill......I got the weddin bell blues......(j/k on the marriage thing....never again!)It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #57 April 23, 2002 Quote"she's gonna be late."I thought that was just a given with women. No matter what they say....."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amy 0 #58 April 23, 2002 >One gets the impression that most of the guys who post on these threads have never even _seen_ them >before. I mean, they're just breasts . . .Well if that's all they are to you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #59 April 23, 2002 I don't get sick of it - reminds me to play with mine more often.Spy - what color is your cutaway handle?!Bill - read something in a mag today waiting at the doctor's office.... Men always claim they like women better without makeup but when we do go out without any on men always say "Are you okay? You don't look like you're feeling too well." I don't wear much makeup myself, but I read that and thought INSTANTLY of Billvon. Hahaha! just b'sdove Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #60 April 23, 2002 Quote Spy - what color is your cutaway handle?!See! Proves my point, I have red on my rigs and feel the urge to pull it off twice in a row....--Words I hate: Streamer, Horseshoe, Baglock... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #61 April 23, 2002 QuoteSee! Proves my point, I have red on my rigs and feel the urge to pull it off twice in a row....I beg to differ! You're luck has changed! You're here to post it! Yippee for spy! dove Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,991 #62 April 23, 2002 >Men always claim they like women better without makeup but when we do go out> without any on men always say "Are you okay? You don't look like you're feeling >too well." I think I'm the opposite. I once had a friend at work who wore a ton of makeup, the kind where the thickness is perceptible. It was really starting to creep me out, because it made me think she had some horrible skin disease or something and was just plastering it over. Finally I saw her without makeup one day on a recruiting trip and she just had some acne. I told her that I was relieved and I think she got offended.-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gale 0 #63 April 24, 2002 "Too tame and mainstream, huh? Well, we obviously need to get down to a more appropriate level then. What kind of level would interest you? Swinging? S&M? Bestiality?"Beastiality might be a bit much. GaleLife's not worth living if you can't feel alive Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #64 April 24, 2002 Well, Bill, alot of women don't wear their make-up correctly. Make-up should hide flaws, and accentuate the positive. One should look at a woman and think, "what a pretty face", not "what pretty make-up she has on." I wear make-up, even when I'm jumping. But, when I told Carrie that, she didn't even think I had any on, so I guess it's not overkill.AndreaI'm high as a kiteI just mightStop and check you out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #65 April 24, 2002 Quote I beg to differ! You're luck has changed! You're here to post it! Yippee for spy! Well, thanks Dove, You sure seem to be in a good mood today, congrats on the walking thing! Looking forward to meeting you.--Words I hate: Streamer, Horseshoe, Baglock... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #66 April 24, 2002 Quote Make-up should hide flaws, and accentuate the positive. One should look at a woman and think, "what a pretty face" Absolutely right Andrea. The trick to make-up is make it look like you are not wearing any. Do I get tired of it...No. Actually, I would think there was somthing wrong; _seriously _wrong with you guys if you didn't at least ASK for boobie. Not that you get them often, but you would never get boobies if you didn't at least ask. (o)(o) Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #67 April 24, 2002 Yes - I am particularly giddy today, but I would say that anyday. I am WAY into finding the postitive in any situation. Don't let my happiness sicken you! dove Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #68 April 24, 2002 Not complaining by any means, you just seem to be extra exuberant today. --Words I hate: Streamer, Horseshoe, Baglock... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #69 April 24, 2002 And since I started riding the bike again a couple days ago I am feeling particularly SEXY!!!!! La la la la la la la!!!!Cooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #70 April 24, 2002 Dove...don't get me horny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #71 April 24, 2002 Oh really now, Chromie. When are you NOT horny?!?!?Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!dove Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #72 April 24, 2002 True...very true... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #73 April 24, 2002 QuoteNow, see, there's the problem. I could tell you that lithium-ion battery protection circuits can use the forward FET for charge termination when used with constant V-I chargers (in fact I have a patent on that) and I suspect you'd understand it about as well as I understood that sentence above. To a guy, hem length means that your pants or jumpsuit fits and has nothing to do with shoes. To a guy, choosing shoes to fit the occasion means making sure that you have on hiking boots if you have to go through a lot of mud. Oxford is a school, and a 'little slip dress' will get guys excited even though they have no clear mental picture of what one is.Bill, I'm about do to a few things for the first time here. First, I'm gonna disagree with you. Secondly, I'm gonna admit that I understand the shoe thing.Yeah, I know. I'll give up a few Guy Cards. Think of it like a Red Card in a game of Soccer, or football for the Europeans.A guy that loves women must understand the lengthes they go to make themselves as beautiful as they do. A long boot that looks great with a mini-skirt just doesn't work with a pant suit. They're just not so lucky that they can just match color, like us. It's a fact of life, deal with it. They need every style in every color. Fortunately womens shoes cost about a third as mens do.Lastly, I'd just like to say that I didn't understand a thing you just posted, WRT the protection circuits, and I'm a software engineer. Yes, I have patents too. You're SUCH a geek. _AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com AIM: andrewdmetcalfeYahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,991 #74 April 24, 2002 >Make-up should hide flaws, and accentuate the positive. One should look at a>woman and think, "what a pretty face" Please don't say that! We have enough problems with women being judged on the size of their boobs and how closely they resemble the latest pop star. That's about 1% of what a person is. I would hope one would look at you and think "that's Andrea," and think about what kind of a person you are, what you've accomplished in skydiving, how you treat other people. Those are the important things.And if makeup _does_ attract people who think of you first and foremost as a pretty face? You are better off not knowing them.One of my best friends in college was attacked by a dog when she was a kid. Had a few scars on her face. She never tried to use makeup to hide that. Her attitude was that if a guy was put off by them he really wasn't worth knowing, and I had to agree with her there. It was her face, and she was happy with it.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->Absolutely right Andrea. The trick to make-up is make it look like you are not> wearing any. So the perfect makeup is makeup that makes you look like you did before you put it on . . . .I don't know what marketing genius came up with that one, but he deserves to make at least as much as Bill Gates if he could pull that one off. "I have this product that you put on your car. It makes it look exactly like you didn't put anything on your car, and only costs $20 a bottle! Be sure to use it every day."-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,991 #75 April 24, 2002 >A guy that loves women must understand the lengthes they go to make> themselves as beautiful as they do.Everyone gets different gifts. Some are incredibly athletic, some are great writers, some are good people persons. I was lucky enough to get some talent in something that makes me good money (digital design.) But nobody gets everything, and I am just plain missing the part of my brain that understands what shoes go with what hat. As handicaps go, it's not too debilitating, so I figure I'm pretty lucky.>A long boot that looks great with a mini-skirt> just doesn't work with a pant suit. They're just not so lucky that they can just> match color, like us. Match color?I think you're giving me a little too much credit in the style department.>It's a fact of life, deal with it. They need every style in every color. Fortunately> womens shoes cost about a third as mens do.Oh, that's fine. It's important to recognize your weaknesses and I definitely recognize mine. If they need to shop and get three different brown pointy shoes, that's fine with me. I don't have to understand why.-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
