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ChrisG

I need some crack....

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....to help me quit smoking.
Its been 8 days now
My old lady 's been bitchin, saying I've been
acting like a jerk. Says shes gonna buy me a pack of cigs. After telling her to kiss my ass,
I thought about it.
Then I had a idea.
I get hooked on crack.
That will help me forget about cigs.
Then I come down off the crack.
It must be easier.
Any dealers out there willing to help me out???

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Hang in there! Quiting smoking isn't easy. I did it about 4 1/2 years ago. The best thing I've ever done, except for skydiving of course. Tell your old lady to lay off and if she really wanted to improve your mood she give you a nobber when you get moody instead of a cigarette ;)
Keith

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Hang in there Keith, I quit 35 days ago am happy I did. Haven't had a cigarette since. I was miserable at first, but it gets much better. The thing that killed me was driving. I always smoked when I drove so it kinda sucked to be in my car without a cigarette. I felt like I needed something. I used sunflower seeds for a while to help with that and it worked well. The really bad cravings will go away after a week. Just fight them off until then. And be careful when drinking! Its the biggest test for me to go to the bars here at school where everyone and their brother is smoking. Especially after you get a few beers in you. But all in all I have saved almost $100 bucks at this point and feel better. Good luck!
Bret

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I know what you're going through. I was out drinking tonight and didn't have a single one. Third time in row, too. Ditching smoking is definatley the hardest thing I've ever done, it makes loosing 80 lbs look easy!
Drinking has always been the hardest part for me... Now I just gotta work on time spent at the DZ. Getting there...
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I smoke a LOT of crack. I like it, because when I do something stupid, I can blame the rock. "Sorry I kicked you in the crotch. I was smoking crack. Also, the moon is full."
Anyway, crack is probably better for you than the cigs. Good luck. Try the patch. I want to make sweet love to the patch.
It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!

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Good luck man, I quite cold turkey about 3 1/2 years ago, it was rough, I tell you what! However, I'm very glad I did it, I'm much healthier now then I was then, that's for sure. And the $5 a day from a pack a day saved equals more jumps a weekend. :)A human cannonball, I rise above it all
Up higher then a trapeze, I can fly

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