I burnt my boobies!!!

[coconutmonkey 0]

Don't know who will scratch, but I'll fly video!

[skreamer 1]

Ja, there will be video, dunno about any flying though....

"Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

[coconutmonkey 0]

Hey, just tie my ass to the ceiling fan!
Whee --- whee --- whee---

[Scratch 0]

Wanneer jou verjaarsdag opkom gaan ek vir jou 'n moerse lepel stuur
I'd really, really love to Mel but I am busy drinking beer with my mates and watching the dog play with the milk bones somebody left lying around here.
Every day above ground is a good day.

[skreamer 1]

LMAO
So, what are you gonna do when the shit hits the fan???

"Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

[crazymel 0]

LMFPA
Life is for the LIVING!!!!!

[coconutmonkey 0]

Ooops! musta tied me to the wrong fan, I meant the ceiling fan. If it reaches there, ya gotta see a doctor or get those springs adjusted...

[Scratch 0]

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Hmmm, watch out you don't get a little 'scratch' someplace else.....

You are quite witty when you are standing at the back of the line
and yes there will be no flying today, only earth moving.
Just let me finish my beer and go tie the dog up.
On the other hand
<>"Buuuurp"
<>"Hold this please"
<> "watch this chom"
<< Rubs hands and cracks knuckels>>"Hi Mel, you called?"
Every day above ground is a good day.

[skreamer 1]

Hey, scratch, your pit bull terrier is humping my leg!!! What must I do, fake an orgasm????
"Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

[crazymel 0]

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!
Life is for the LIVING!!!!!

[Scratch 0]

ROFLMPO
That usually works.........or you can just roll over and pretend to be sleeping.
Every day above ground is a good day.

[skreamer 1]

Ja well no fine, you two keep laughing, meanwhile I'll in therapy with my victims of pit bull rape counselling group.....

"Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

[coconutmonkey 0]

And what about the traumatic experience for the poor pooch? Sexual identity crisis is bad enough, but to look up and see skreamer??!!

[crazymel 0]

Bwahahahahaha!!!! Shame on you Skreamer - you nearly made me pee in my pants!!!!
Life is for the LIVING!!!!!

[skreamer 1]

Don't call your mother a 'pooch', thats really not nice....

"Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

[ScottishJohn 25]

You should have a word with Graham, maybe he can bring his pit bull to the DZ on Saturday to keep you company
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I can smell your brains !
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[coconutmonkey 0]

Aw, there ya go having to bring mom joke in on it!

[Scratch 0]

Will you guys shuddup I'm trying to concentrate over here.
<>
and Skreamer stop whinging and be nice to the dog. He takes rejection badly.
Yes yes I know it is embarrasing but just pretend you like it
Every day above ground is a good day.

[skreamer 1]

Ja, apparently french kissing Gibbo's dog can be hazardous to your health too...

"Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

[Muenkel 0]

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I believe pretty strongly that we should help each other out when needed. I spent a lot of time and money on Molly when she busted herself up, because she needed it after all the time off from work and the extra expenses that being in a hospital entails. When you needed help to keep your house I sent you some money. I would feel a little foolish if, instead of that money going towards you being able to keep your house, it went towards being able to keep your tanning bed.
That's my problem, not yours - once I give someone money it's theirs to do with what they want (both in Molly's case and in yours.) Still, it will make me think twice about doing it in the future.

Well Bill, we may not agree on all issues, but I certainly agree with you here. When I read that post, my thoughts were very similar to yours, but I didn't have the courage to explain it so diplomatically.
Skydivers...they're just plain cool!
Chris