Quotes from Spaceballs (AggieDave)

[wndrer73 0]

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Have you found anything yet?
We aint found shit!
We must go to ludricris speed!
Damn, I love that movie.

Okay so i'm starting a new thread here from the "Airplane Announcements" .... that sorta just made its way into quotes from Spaceballs... so here goes another one:
"This ship will self-destruct in 10 seconds... 10...9...8...6..."
"SIX??? WHAT HAPPENED TO SEVEN????!!!"
"Just Kidding!"
oh alright... here's another one:
"It's Megamaid, Sir... she's gone from Suck to Blow!!!"
LMAO!
"Welcome to the sky!" -- My video/photographer, after my second tandem jump

[AggieDave 6]

The all time classic:
"I see your swartz is as big as mine."

You may not have been on the forums long enough to notice, but a lot of our threads will digress into some random quotes just from a couple words that someone put in a post. Funny stuff. That and I'm a bit of a movie geek and seem to remember tons of random quotes, from that and some TV stuff...
"Buck Futter"
"I don't get it"
"Oh, I think you DO Trebec!"
A human cannonball, I rise above it all
Up higher then a trapieze, I can fly

[SkySurfSnow 0]

"No, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again sir!"
"I bet you she gives great helmet..."

[AggieDave 6]

"Snotty beamed me twice last night..."
A human cannonball, I rise above it all
Up higher then a trapieze, I can fly

[indyz 1]

"I'm surrounded by assholes!"
"Shit! Even in the future nothing works!" (I think it might be "fuck!". It's been a while).
--
Brian

[AggieDave 6]

"How many assholes do we have on this ship anyways?"
"YO!"
You know, I've always wanted to do that on a full load climbing to altitude, but I'm sure most of the people there wouldn't get it. That and it's close to the "Hey Asshole!" thing...
A human cannonball, I rise above it all
Up higher then a trapieze, I can fly

[wndrer73 0]

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"Shit! Even in the future nothing works!"

And related to that:
"I don't know about this beaming stuff... is it safe?"
"Oh yes sir, Snotty beamed me twice last night... it was WONDERFUL!"
"Alright, what the hell, it works on Star Trek!"
...
"WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME MY ASS WAS SO BIG???"
"Welcome to the sky!" -- My video/photographer, after my second tandem jump

[FallingILweenie 0]

"Fast forward past this part. in fact, never show this part again."

[ChromeBoy 0]

John Candy..."I have Muff Ears because my head has been between it too many times."
Ok, so I made it up!

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[wndrer73 0]

"Who're you?"
"Barf!"
"Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!"
"I'm going to call my father... 1-800-DRUIDIA"
"Just what we needed... a Druish Princess!"
"Welcome to the sky!" -- My video/photographer, after my second tandem jump

[Scratch 0]

"We brake for nothing"
Not a quote exactly but funny all the same.
Every day above ground is a good day.

[freefallin14 0]

"raspberry.. theres only one man who would dare give me the raspberry...Lonestar! (then runs into camera)"
"you call that a radar? whats all that churning and bubling?"
"no sir, we call it mr. coffee, want some?"
Bret

[AggieDave 6]

"That's funny, she doesn't look Druish."
A human cannonball, I rise above it all
Up higher then a trapieze, I can fly

[BPO 0]

Excellent movie!
It's Mega-Maid...
she's gone from Suck to Blow!
..I am a MOG.. half Man, half dOG.. I am my own best friend..

[Magistr8 0]

Ludaris Speed Go.
"they've gone plaid"
"Stop we've past them"
We can't we have to slow down first
I don't care just stop
>Brakes< flys across the room
funny
Whoever said comming down from a high was bad, never tried this.
Peter

[wndrer73 0]

The password is ... 1...2...3..4....5
1...2...3..4...5.... that's the stupidest darn password I've ever heard of! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
Later:
President Skroob:
12345? That's amazing! It's the same combination on my luggage!
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another skroob quote:
"As president of Planet Spaceball I assure you we have no air shortage whatsoever. Thank you for calling, and not reversing the charges!"
"Welcome to the sky!" -- My video/photographer, after my second tandem jump

[FallingILweenie 0]

"what the hell are you doing?"
"the vulcan neck pinch?"
"no, you idiot, you're doing it wrong. you've got it much too high, it's supposed to be where the shoulder meets the neck"

[AndyMan 7]

Lonestar: Water... water...
Barf: Water... water...
Dot Matrix: Oil... oil...
Vespa: Room service... room service
Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
Dark Helmet: Well, I hope it's a long ceremony, 'cause it's gonna be a short honeymoon.
Dark Helmet: Out of order? FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works!
_Am
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[FallingILweenie 0]

"if i walk, the movie will be over"

[freefallin14 0]

"You idiots! These are not them, you've captured their stunt doubles!"
"What??? You went over my helmet?"
"We are gathered on this most joyous occasion to witness Princess Vespa,daughter of King Roland, going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door"
Bret

[FallingILweenie 0]

"spaceballs the FLAME THROWER!! The kids love this one."

[FallingMarc 0]

"We are gathered here... again... to witness the wedding of Princess Vespa to Princess Valium--oh, sorry. It's the hair. *Prince* Valium...."

[wndrer73 0]

Hey hey that's my escape pod... who are you?
I'm the bearded lady... what are you, one of the FREAKS???
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COME BACK HERE YOU FAT BEARDED B*TCH!!!!
"Welcome to the sky!" -- My video/photographer, after my second tandem jump

[FallingILweenie 0]

Whats that coming out of her nose?
Spaceballs? Shit there goes the planet.

[BPO 0]

Dark Helmet: Oooh.. I bet she gives great helmet..
..and ofcourse the whole "When will then be now" quote...
Gotta LOVE that movie.. did they ever make a part two? (sequel?)