Slappie 9 #1 April 8, 2002 HOW GUYS SELECT THE WOMAN THEY WANT TO MARRY... A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new. Set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the biggest tits. Moral of the story: Men are Men. My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #2 April 8, 2002 Men are such simple creatures, reallyAnne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #3 April 8, 2002 That's not me. I am going to marry the one who says yes!joke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #4 April 8, 2002 Yeahh Well I live in Utah so I could marry all three!!!!!..!!!jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divejunky 0 #5 April 9, 2002 Good joke. But i'm speechless! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites