Favorite thing to do In the closet

[lummy 4]

I hide behind the clothes in back, and grab the next person's arm..
What do you do?
baby's hungry and the money's all gone. the folks back home don't want to talk on the phone.

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

Erm. Screw. When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

[lummy 4]

Hehe.. couldn't resist....
I logged in and the first two threads were "Favorite things to do" and "I'm coming out of the closet".
I was like HUH????
baby's hungry and the money's all gone. the folks back home don't want to talk on the phone.

[Keith 0]

My brothers used to like to light candles in the closet so they could watch 'em glow, that is, until they set the house on fire That was the last time they did that. My Mom wasn't sure if she should be glad they didn't get hurt or kill 'em for destroying the house. She chose the former. Later in life I wished she had chosen the latter
Keith

[Cornholio 0]

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that is, until they set the house on fire

I'm sorry, but....
LOL !!!! That was pretty damn funny. If that really happened I apologize, but I can just see it happening now....
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[Keith 0]

Yep, really happened. No need to apologize it was a veeeeery long time ago . . .
Keith

[lummy 4]

My only REAL closet story was when I was about 10. I lived in a second floor bldg, on a busy street. MY friends and I decided to make "liquid" bombs out of my Mom's perfume and throw them out the window at cars....
first car we aimed for was a ford 4 door and got it RIGHT on the hood. the guy gets out and started yelling at us. WE freaked out and hid in the closet right down the hall from my front door. This guy starts BANGING on the door and screaming that he's a cop and we should open the door. After about 15 minutes, he finally left but I think we stayed in the closet for about an hour we were so freaked
baby's hungry and the money's all gone. the folks back home don't want to talk on the phone.

[lazerq3 0]

I used to build little wooded things in the closet..........It was a big Closet!!!!!! AND GET YOUR MIND OUTA THE GUTTER!!!!!!!
jason

[Magistr8 0]

When I was in elementry me and some kids thought it would be funny to to try and wash clothes that we saw in the closet. 8 years olds whould not do laundry.
All we knew was that the clothes went in the machine we had no idea what was supposed to wash the clothes so we took what ever we could find and tossed it in. Bleech, surup, juice, and my fav hand soap. Lets say that these in combo make for great smelling clothes but also leave a huge pain in your ass from the beating you get when they find out that most of their clothes are ruined.
Oh and I almost burned a closet down once when I was 11
Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this.
Peter

[skybytch 273]

I like to have my wrists tied together and attached to the clothes rod, then have the closet door closed and locked.
Wait, no, I didn't mean that. Wrong thread. Never mind.
pull & flare,
lisa

[freeflir29 0]

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I like to have my wrists tied together and attached to the clothes rod, then have the closet door closed and locked.

Wow....one that enjoys it. I have done that a lot but they always threatened to call the cops.
"I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay

[Keith 0]

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Oh and I almost burned a closet down once when I was 11

You must have liked to get spanked. Early masochistic desires?
Keith

[LittleJumper 0]

When i was in high school, i was at a party with my boyfriend and we wanted to make out, but it was sooooo crowded...so we hopped into the closet! aahhhh...those were the days
What you "think" you cannot do ...you CAN if you "think" about it