ltdiver 3 #1 April 4, 2002 Diets & DyingThe Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.CONCLUSION:Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you! ____________________________________________LightDiverCam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 April 4, 2002 I'm just hoping for something adventurous to die from. Lord please don't let me die of something boring!!!!!!"I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magistr8 0 #3 April 4, 2002 I want to sie in my sleep or while having sex when I am old. I also wish that my wife and I would pass away at the same time so that there would be no mourning on either part for any length of time.Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this.Peter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #4 April 4, 2002 QuoteSpeaking English is apparently what kills you! So then, explain to me why women live longer.quade(Sorry, couldn't resist.)http://futurecam.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #5 April 4, 2002 QuoteI want to sie in my sleep or while having sex when I am old. I also wish that my wife and I would pass away at the same time so that there would be no mourning on either part for any length of timeRight... And then you can both be found 3 1/2 weeks later when you neighbors call the police because of a horrible stench eminating from the direction of your house, and they have to break down the door to get in. The rookie is over in the corner puking his guts out, all cause you wanted to die at exactly the same time as your wife."Fixing the world through self-destruction." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magistr8 0 #6 April 4, 2002 I'm gone what better way to break in the new guy than to see some old man dick and some old woman boobies on day 1. If he has a weak stomach he should be a cop. Really, you are going to see awful car craches and murders, rape victums as well as junkies. Eww Glad you picked division #31 kind welcome to the job.Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this.Peter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #7 April 4, 2002 QuoteAnd then you can both be found 3 1/2 weeks later when you neighbors call the police because of a horrible stench eminating from the direction of your house, and they have to break down the door to get in. The rookie is over in the corner puking his guts out, all cause you wanted to die at exactly the same time as your wife.Well, that's a happy little bed-time story. Isn't it?quadehttp://futurecam.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magistr8 0 #8 April 4, 2002 speaking of which, goodnight all.Wish me luck tonight. TTY All TommorowTTYATWho ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this.Peter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumppilot01 0 #9 April 4, 2002 >>>The rookie is over in the corner puking his guts out, all cause you wanted to die at exactly the same time as your wife.<<<Does this have anything to do with brake pads? :-)peace,-Adam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #10 April 4, 2002 QuoteSo then, explain to me why women live longer.Perhaps 'cause we don't sit on our butts and type messages on an internet newsgroup all day (and night) long. (sorry...I couldn't resist either.) No, really, we're just a more healthy and awesome sex. We're made that way. Ever hear the one of what the first words Adam said to Eve was, when he saw her for the very first time? He said, Wo-Man!! Kind of makes one ltdiver____________________________________________LightDiverCam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #11 April 4, 2002 QuotePerhaps 'cause we don't sit on our butts and type messages on an internet newsgroup all day (and night) long. I'm sorry. What was it you were just doing?As for your Adam and Eve story . . . I have a feeling that version wasn't written by Moses. Maybe the mysterious "J", but probably not Moses. Who was "J"?See; this.quadehttp://futurecam.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #12 April 4, 2002 It was a joke, dammit I used the little No Torah reference here, sorry.As for women living longer...well, I guess men will just have to wonder...ltdiver____________________________________________LightDiverCam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #13 April 4, 2002 The Straight Dope also did a very interesting (and very, very long) five part series on the author(s) of the Bible/Torah. Really interesting stuff.--Brian Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #14 April 4, 2002 QuoteNo Torah reference here, sorry.Uh, excuse me?Where do you think the story of Adam and Eve comes from originally -- New King James? quadehttp://futurecam.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #15 April 4, 2002 QuoteWhere do you think the story of Adam and Eve comes from originally -- New King James?The Wo-Man story was a joke, no matter if someone believes in the story or not. Geez...wasn't wanting to debate articles of originality.____________________________________________LightDiverCam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #16 April 4, 2002 From the Straight Dope article part 1QuoteSome scholars believe the J-writer was a woman, as described in The Book of J by David Rosenberg and Harold Bloom (1990). And it is this theory to which I was refering to in my original come-back to ltdiver's Adam and Eve joke.Lori -- it's not a dig. It's scholarly discourse.What's wackey is that you're such a student of the Bible, I assumed you knew what I was talking about. I certainly didn't mean to offend you or your beliefs. I would hope that you know that I would never do that.**********On further reflection, it occurs to me that I've mentioned the "J" was a woman theory to you before. During one of our long drive-talks. I guess you didn't remember that.quadehttp://futurecam.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #17 April 4, 2002 I would like to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfatherNot screaming my head off like his 35 terrified passengers =================================I can smell your brains !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #18 April 4, 2002 QuoteSo then, explain to me why women live longer.I sure as hell can't understand women. Maybe it's not really English they're speaking.cielos azules y cerveza fría-Kevin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #19 April 4, 2002 QuoteDoes this have anything to do with brake pads? :-)Glad someone caught this slightly obscure referrence. "Fixing the world through self-destruction." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #20 April 4, 2002 QuoteI sure as hell can't understand women. Maybe it's not really English they're speaking.That is true. Half the time they say "Yes" when they mean "No" and vice versa. Then they say "The flowers are lovely" when they really mean, "You ass, you were supposed to buy me diamond earrings and I won't forget this."Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #21 April 4, 2002 LMAONice!!!! "Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #22 April 4, 2002 making light of a deep subject.........BOOBIESif ya can't dodge it RAM IT !!!!!!click me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magistr8 0 #23 April 4, 2002 Women live longer because the use less andrenaline througout thier lives. This is a medical documented fact, one that I do not enjoyWho ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this.Peter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #24 April 4, 2002 That and..........woman use more body language than they do the spoken word......that way there are NO communication problems in any language.....LMAO.....bwaaaaaaaahhhIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
