dove 0 #26 March 31, 2002 Come on Carrie! You have got to be shittin me! You can't keep that a secret! We all want to know... cough it up! I can see you grinning from here..... :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #27 March 31, 2002 He he he....you're right about the grinIt's fun being a tease. But I promised I wouldn't tell and I always keep a secret.Much love and blue skies,Carrie http://www.geocities.com/skydivegrl20/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #29 March 31, 2002 i just figured out the secret... it's all SO CLEAR now! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #30 March 31, 2002 added for Streaker, who is too lazy to get his own account952 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #31 March 31, 2002 That is so freakin' cool! I feel so exposed, so vulnerable... horny geezin' dove Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #32 March 31, 2002 Drat - Skydive Monkey you are TOO young for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Designer 0 #33 March 31, 2002 945.ok tell me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #34 March 31, 2002 935....Hmmmm.. WHATEVER could those numbers mean???You mean no one else besides Dove has figured it out?baby's hungry and the money's all gone. the folks back home don't want to talk on the phone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #35 March 31, 2002 QuoteYou cannot use 1, 10 or anything higher.>>>That's ridiculous, then. Surely no-one gets it less than 10 times unless they're celibate or sick.That's why you multiply it times two.It's pretty obvious isn't it Lummy. We will know a lot about people from this though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #36 March 31, 2002 Dove didn't figure it out - a little bird told her. Now they're both having sex in a flurry of feathers! Yippee! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #37 March 31, 2002 QuoteNow they're both having sex in a flurry of feathers! Yippee!Chirp...Chirp! I have a Dove Feather in my mouth! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dove 0 #38 March 31, 2002 Perfect!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lummy 4 #39 March 31, 2002 Hehehe.. I'm sure you two will just be PERFECT for each other :)baby's hungry and the money's all gone. the folks back home don't want to talk on the phone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AndyMan 7 #40 March 31, 2002 QuoteNow they're both having sex in a flurry of feathers! Yippee!Damn. I'm not having sex in a flury of feather. Any volunteers?_AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com AIM: andrewdmetcalfeYahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites indyz 1 #41 March 31, 2002 s = how often you want sexa = year of birthx = final number(((s * 2) 5) * 50) 1751 - a = x Assuming you haven't had your birthday this year.((s * 2) 5) * 50 = x a - 175150(s * 2) 250 = x a - 175150(s * 2) = x a - 2001 Uh oh! That 2001 looks a little suspicious.100s = x a - 2001100s * (2001 - a) = x And there we have it.Since s is the number of times per day you want to get it on, multiplying by 100 moves it to the hundreds column.(2001 - a): Take the year of your last birthday, minus the year of you first birthday and you get.... Your age of course.Add them both up and (assuming you are less than 100 years old), the result is a three digit number with how much sex per week you want in the hundreds column, followed by your age.Note: For some reason, all of the plus signs disappeared from the algebra. You can probably guess where they go.--Brian Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FallingMarc 0 #42 March 31, 2002 Two words: holy crap. All that math right now is almost as freaky as my downwinder today.M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChromeBoy 0 #43 March 31, 2002 [wipes off sweat from sex] Brian got it right. [/wipes off sweat from sex]THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2002) IT WILL EVER WORK Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites indyz 1 #44 March 31, 2002 QuoteTHIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2002) IT WILL EVER WORKWrong. Sort of. Instead of 1752 and 1751, use the year minus 250 and the year minus 251, respectively. So it will work until the end of time.--Brian Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dove 0 #45 March 31, 2002 AndyMan - come on over here and fluff my feathers while ChromeBoy dries off. Don't let the feathers fool you, doves have the SOFTEST skin... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jabeln79 0 #46 March 31, 2002 522Damn I think he tricked us in to telling everyone how old we all are. Blue Skies Joe "Knowledge is the antidote to fear."--- Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AndyMan 7 #47 March 31, 2002 QuoteAndyMan - come on over here and fluff my feathers while ChromeBoy dries off.Baby! I'll fluff your feathers anyday!_AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com AIM: andrewdmetcalfeYahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dove 0 #48 March 31, 2002 AndyMan... we DO have similar numbers.... let's compare equations! Dove have super soft lips too............. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AndyMan 7 #49 March 31, 2002 Dove is one quarter moisturising cream!_AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com AIM: andrewdmetcalfeYahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymedic 0 #50 March 31, 2002 QuoteDove is one quarter moisturising cream!I wouldn't know...as when I met dove in Zhill's I didn't realize it was her...till I saw her pic in the pub.....then she blew off my PM i sent her...typical woman..then I moved out of the state...*sigh*....marc"I have no fear of falling, I just hate hitting the ground"-The Badlees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
lummy 4 #39 March 31, 2002 Hehehe.. I'm sure you two will just be PERFECT for each other :)baby's hungry and the money's all gone. the folks back home don't want to talk on the phone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #40 March 31, 2002 QuoteNow they're both having sex in a flurry of feathers! Yippee!Damn. I'm not having sex in a flury of feather. Any volunteers?_AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com AIM: andrewdmetcalfeYahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #41 March 31, 2002 s = how often you want sexa = year of birthx = final number(((s * 2) 5) * 50) 1751 - a = x Assuming you haven't had your birthday this year.((s * 2) 5) * 50 = x a - 175150(s * 2) 250 = x a - 175150(s * 2) = x a - 2001 Uh oh! That 2001 looks a little suspicious.100s = x a - 2001100s * (2001 - a) = x And there we have it.Since s is the number of times per day you want to get it on, multiplying by 100 moves it to the hundreds column.(2001 - a): Take the year of your last birthday, minus the year of you first birthday and you get.... Your age of course.Add them both up and (assuming you are less than 100 years old), the result is a three digit number with how much sex per week you want in the hundreds column, followed by your age.Note: For some reason, all of the plus signs disappeared from the algebra. You can probably guess where they go.--Brian Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #42 March 31, 2002 Two words: holy crap. All that math right now is almost as freaky as my downwinder today.M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #43 March 31, 2002 [wipes off sweat from sex] Brian got it right. [/wipes off sweat from sex]THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2002) IT WILL EVER WORK Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #44 March 31, 2002 QuoteTHIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2002) IT WILL EVER WORKWrong. Sort of. Instead of 1752 and 1751, use the year minus 250 and the year minus 251, respectively. So it will work until the end of time.--Brian Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #45 March 31, 2002 AndyMan - come on over here and fluff my feathers while ChromeBoy dries off. Don't let the feathers fool you, doves have the SOFTEST skin... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jabeln79 0 #46 March 31, 2002 522Damn I think he tricked us in to telling everyone how old we all are. Blue Skies Joe "Knowledge is the antidote to fear."--- Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #47 March 31, 2002 QuoteAndyMan - come on over here and fluff my feathers while ChromeBoy dries off.Baby! I'll fluff your feathers anyday!_AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com AIM: andrewdmetcalfeYahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #48 March 31, 2002 AndyMan... we DO have similar numbers.... let's compare equations! Dove have super soft lips too............. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #49 March 31, 2002 Dove is one quarter moisturising cream!_AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com AIM: andrewdmetcalfeYahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #50 March 31, 2002 QuoteDove is one quarter moisturising cream!I wouldn't know...as when I met dove in Zhill's I didn't realize it was her...till I saw her pic in the pub.....then she blew off my PM i sent her...typical woman..then I moved out of the state...*sigh*....marc"I have no fear of falling, I just hate hitting the ground"-The Badlees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites