Cool Jokes !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rhino 0]

ummm. I'm tired of typing...lol
Semper Fi .....
http:// www.aahit.com

[Magistr8 0]

I only have the desire to post maybe 20 times daily max and that is only if the thread is interesting. With that said most of my post are short and sweet. Story of my life
Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this.
Magistr8

[ChromeBoy 0]

I have a joke...
Tomorrow Rhino will wake up and realize he's not funny!
bwaaahahahhahhahahahaha!

[freefallin14 0]

> > His and Hers instructions for the ATM
> > HIS:
> > 1. Pull up to ATM
> > 2. Insert card
> > 3. Enter PIN and account
> > 4. Take cash, card and receipt
> > 5. Drive away
> >
> >
> >
> > HERS:
> > 1. Pull up to ATM
> > 2. Back up and pull forward to get closer
> > 3. Shut off engine
> > 4. Put keys in purse
> > 5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
> > 6. Hunt for card in purse
> > 7. Insert card
> > 8. Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it.
> > 9. Enter PIN
> > 10. Study instructions.
> > 11. Hit "cancel"
> > 12. Re-enter correct PIN
> > 13. Check balance
> > 14. Look for envelope
> > 15. Look in purse for pen
> > 16. Make out deposit slip
> > 17. Endorse checks
> > 18. Make deposit
> > 19. Study instructions
> > 20. Make cash withdrawal
> > 21. Get in car
> > 22. Check makeup
> > 23. Look for keys
> > 24. Start car
> > 25. Check makeup
> > 26. Start pulling away
> > 27. Stop
> > 28. Back up to machine
> > 29. Get out of car
> > 30. Take card and receipt
> > 31. Get back in car
> > 32. Put card in wallet
> > 33. Put receipt in checkbook
> > 34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
> > 35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
> > 36. Check makeup
> > 37. Put car in reverse
> > 38. Put car in drive
> > 39. Drive away from machine
> > 40. Drive 3 miles
> > 41. Release parking brake

[rhino 0]

That was funny.. Really really funny.. Please give us more..
Semper Fi .....
http:// www.aahit.com

[freefallin14 0]

>>Things you'll never hear a woman say:
>>>
>>> o Could our relationship be more physical?
>>> I'm tired of just being friends.
>>>
>>> o Go ahead and leave the seat up.
>>>
>>> o I think hairy butts are really sexy.
>>>
>>> o Hey, get a whiff of that one.
>>>
>>> o Please don't throw that old t-shirt away,
>>> the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
>>>
>>> o This diamond is way too big.
>>>
>>> o I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
>>>
>>> o Wow, it really is 14 inches!
>>>
>>> o Does this make my butt look too small?
>>>
>>> o I'm wrong, you must be right again.
>>>
>>> o I think belching is really sexy.
>>>
>>> o Sure, I'd love for us to have three-way sex with my best friend.
>>>
>>> o Why don't you go out with your friends
>>> to see the strippers tonight?
>>>
>>> o I could never be with any other man, but
>>> I don't mind at all if you see other women.
>>>
>>> o I insist that you always put your mother before me
>>>
>>> o I love a good cigar after sex
>>>
>>> o I think we should spend our life savings
>>> and buy a big, old bass boat.
>>>
>>> o Move over, I'm driving. I love city traffic.
>>>
>>> o The smell of oil and gas makes me horny.
>>> Let's do it on the workbench.
>>>
>>> o That porn star Dixie Dynamite sounds like one heads-up chick.
>>> I wish I could meet her one day.
>>>
>>> o It's so romantic when you pull out and cum on my back.
>>>
>>> o Let's skip that stage show with Mel Gibson
>>> and go watch the Tyson fight at a bar.
>>>
>>> o That shirt doesn't smell bad enough to need washing.
>>> Wear it again today.
>>>
>>> o Your buddies tell the best stories.
>>> I could listen to them all day.
>>>
>>> o I understand.
>>>
>>> o You don't swear enough.
>>>
>>> o I love it when you finger me while you drive.
>>>
>>> o Let's stay at that dirty, old motel on the highway.
>>> It's cheaper and we can spend the money we save on beer.
>>>
>>> o Don't fix the toilet, I'll just keep going in the bushes
outside.
>>>
>>> o Sure, you can wear your old work boots at our wedding.
>>> They go with anything.
>>>
>>> o I think I'll call him up and ask him out.
>>>
>>> o Sleeping with all the guys on the softball team
>>> doesn't make that girl a slut! She's just really friendly.
>>>
>>> o I farted again. Lift the covers so we can smell it.
>>>
>>> o Don't dirty a knife or fork, eat with your hands like me.
>>>
>>> o Oh yeah,... *any* hole you want!!!

[Magistr8 0]

Belive it or not my last GF actually used some of these.
One that wasn't on the list though was
" I can stay home tonight, why don't you go out with your buddies and I'll call you tommorow"
I worry when women say things like this. They are a trap and will get us shot if we take advantage of them.
By the way she also used the any hole line.
mmmmm
Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this.
Magistr8

[Darkzone 0]

Quote

Signs you live in 2002: ......

That would be funny if it wasn't so scarily true Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!

[sangiro 26]

Rhino,
If you're looking for an example of bandwidth waste and spam, this thread is it. This is simply bad manners in any forum or group. Feel free to post a joke from time to time when you feel like it, but in this case you would have done everyone a favor by posting the URL to the site where you grabbed all these from rather than spamming my forums with it.
Safe swoops
Sangiro

[rhino 0]

You took it the wrong way Sang.. Jokes won't do anything but loosen people up..
Did not intend on waisting your bandwidth. Sorry.
Semper Fi .....
http:// www.aahit.com

[sangiro 26]

I did not question your intentions. Fact is, this is spam or "flooding".
Safe swoops
Sangiro