Cornholio 0 #1 March 22, 2002 I was having a conversation with one of my whuffo friends last night about why I "suddenly became so interested in jumping out of perfectly good airplanes." Well we got around to comparing it to sex. I basically said that at this point in my life, skydiving beats the pants off sex (better than sex) any day - any time - with anybody. Now, that feeling may change or it may vary depending on the person, or the type of skydive, etc... It seems that the 3 important things to skydivers (or at least us on dz.com) are times laid:times jumped:cases owed.... what is more important?What do you guys/gals think ?? Which would you rather do if given the choice (if cost per jump was not an issue ?) Under what circumstances would one be greater than the other ? Speak up!!!__________________________________________If first you don't succeed....skydiving is not for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #2 March 22, 2002 Long time debate.I go for sex. (Hey BITE ME ya'll - I'm not that great at skydiving yet - but sex on the other hand...) SisCan you Trip like I do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 March 22, 2002 Quote I basically said that at this point in my life, skydiving beats the pants of sex any day - any time - with anybody. Hairy palms?Seriously, sex is great, even bad sex is good, right? Atleast for the guy it is "ahhhhoo...the little guy hasn't done anything yet and you know its going to be good..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #4 March 22, 2002 Both at the same time an option?Right now... jumping since the first number has been so low lately...I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend... ~3EB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #5 March 22, 2002 Skydiving is the the best thing you can do with your clothes on. Unless you jump naked. Sex is up there though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #6 March 22, 2002 No wonder Perry told me I was a nympho. I didn't believe him...but now I am not so sure!!!!!!!!!!SisCan you Trip like I do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #7 March 22, 2002 I choose sex right after a day of skydiving when all the senses are hightened. (oh geez where is that beck and call guy?)It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #8 March 22, 2002 I am right here BB. Waiting on your call. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #9 March 22, 2002 Read this somewhere and it is very true. Depends on how long it's been for either (sex or skydiving). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #10 March 22, 2002 Quote Hairy palms? HAHA - No...Sex is available with the s/o . It's not just the act of having sex and with a specific person. I guess what I was trying to say was that the feelings you get from the entire skydiving experience (pre-flight, plane ride, jumping out, canopy flight, landing) was better than the entire sexual experience including orgasm. Or maybe I was just trying to compare the sensations of both to a whuffo to make him understand why I want to do it again. But this sparked a question in my mind as to if I were to compare the two. I guess if it had been a long time since I had sex, then maybe I would feel differently. Oh wait...it has been a while now... __________________________________________If first you don't succeed....skydiving is not for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #11 March 22, 2002 It's ok Sis.....right now I'd take sex over skydiving in a heartbeat, it's been almost 2 weeks since I had sex, or maybe it has been 2 weeks, I can't remember it was so long ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strynx 0 #12 March 22, 2002 Hell i'd go for both. But Sex would be first anytime i'd just have to replace tha talk with a skydive..."Boy would it suck if my shoes fell off." JF on his crosscountry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jabeln79 0 #13 March 22, 2002 Funny you bring this up. THis girl i was seeing this summer is coming back in town and wants to stay with me . the problem is she wants to stay over the weekend which i should be out at the Dropzone. Its been 7 months since the first number hasnt been 0 but about 4 weeks since my last jump due to weather. SO im debating weather to jump or sweep the dust off of the first number. Im trying to figure out some way to work both in.. Blue Skies Joe "When they say jump you say how high" RATM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 March 22, 2002 You can have sex at night, and on crappy weather days. You need to take advantage of the good days when you get the chance. Besides if you're really horny you can just have sex in the car on the way home from the dz. I'm sure there's somewhere you can pull off the road. "Never frown, even when you're sad. 'Cause you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #15 March 22, 2002 Whichever I haven't had the longest........ which is.... Uh.....well.... I guess I should try to find a partner for a rodeo dive :)I'm not talking about your pig tails, I'm talking about your sex appeal.... hit the road and I'm gone.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #16 March 22, 2002 Jabelin if she finds out you posted her picture on the internet asking people if you should jump her or out of the plane you will probably just be jumping from the plane!lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #17 March 22, 2002 Let me put it this way. There's bad sex... and then there's GOOD skydiving. Hrm, crap, that didn't work without the hand gestures. OK. Visual learners.. visual learners.. *********<----- Good skydiving.***** <----- Bad sex.*Actually the activities are very similar. For both of them, you can tell someone it's awesome, incredible, a sensation you can't truly reproduce anywhere else. You can show them pictures, you can even show them videos of your first time. But until that person actually takes the plunge , he/she doesn't know what they're missing. Quote It seems that the 3 important things to skydivers (or at least us on dz.com) are times laid:times jumped:cases owed.... what is more important?Why do you think I put sex first when I tried to have the quality of my free time distilled into a three-digit metric? PTigerI'm stepping through the doorAnd I'm floating in a most peculiar way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 March 22, 2002 Quote Why do you think I put sex first when I tried to have the quality of my free time distilled into a three-digit metric? Are you the one that started that? We've been doing it for so long i never even thought about who came up with the idea. "Never frown, even when you're sad. 'Cause you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #19 March 22, 2002 It's all good... Can't seem to be fully sated with either one. Gotta bonzer of an appetite for both. I'm thinkin' a cross country full penetration two-stack is the answer...-Hixxx"Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #20 March 22, 2002 How about a Mr. Bill blowjob. She would have to be quick though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #21 March 22, 2002 This is for you Freaksister Rhinoattached Semper Fi ..... http:// www.aahit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #22 March 22, 2002 paying for a skydive is cool! free love[sex] is better!im not here for a long time, im here for a good time....getting high is fun, but coming down is the best partJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #23 March 22, 2002 Quote Are you the one that started that? We've been doing it for so long i never even thought about who came up with the idea. Heh. Yeah. here and here for the history. (Skreamer came up with the idea of 'hump loadings' and I expanded it. I didn't think it would take off though.)PTigerI'm stepping through the doorAnd I'm floating in a most peculiar way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdrew20012001 0 #24 March 22, 2002 Usually my answer depends on which I am least current at. Right now sex is better but i have also done close to 200 dives as basically a rec skydiver. I haven't laid since Reagan. At least that's how it feels.Drewfus McDoofus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #25 March 22, 2002 OMG!!! She looks like a 25 yr old version of my mother... Eeeeewwwwww!!!!tough choice bro__________________________________________If first you don't succeed....skydiving is not for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
