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Cornholio

SEX or SKYDIVING ??

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Think of it this way... You can spend a whole day skydiving and then have as many beers as you want and still enjoy what happened earlier in the day... Everyone (maybe not whuffos) is excited to hear or see a video and talk about it.
Sex on the other hand (if you are single and looking) you have to have the beer first and then try and find sombody remotely attractive that will sit through the night listening to your day of skydiving. Once the deed is done you can't share the night with your friends without getting slapped or losing face.
So with that i would have to say SKYDIVING..... not too mention it is much safer...................

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I don't think I could convince myself to deploy. Would definately end up in a Cypres fire unless I had time to cum and deploy. The girl would have to have some serious technique for the time alotted...
-Hixxx
"Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub" :S

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HELL YEAH I am contacting Sony to see if they can make a remote which will integrate those features along with the PC9. Then I can also turn his camera off when I am tired of him filming the team and focus his attention on me and my BOOBIES!!! Or I can bribe him with the camera, saying we can film it. LOL
Here's a good joke for ya:
You know you're a skydiver when: You boyfriend is a videographer, and when you look through his (skydiving) Hi8 or MIniDV tape collections, you keep expecting to run across a bootleg amateur porno of him and god knows who five years ago!
(HEY! I would watch it!!) :)
Sis
Can you Trip like I do?

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I don't think I could convince myself to deploy. Would definately end up in a Cypres fire unless I had time to cum and deploy. The girl would have to have some serious technique for the time alotted...


I have thought about that procedure. How about starting in the jump plane and then right before you feel yourself about to explode you do a two-way out of the plane and finish the deed at around 8-10K . Then she has time to clean up on the way down. LOL
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If first you don't succeed....skydiving is not for you.

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Screw all of you...I'm an attractive 26 y/o guy & haven't had sex in 14 months!!!! (I've been seperated all this time). Unfortunately, all the cute women at SD Orange are taken & as for SD Suffolk...well, like I said, the cute girls at Orange are taken. ;)
If you know anyone single & cute in VA, send her my way! :)**I'm a Pschydiver!
Majdi

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Your still a virgin Viking? Damn...21 years old, just started drinking, jobless and still a virgin. Someone raised you to well. Come to the darkside.

I've seen your picture in the mugshot gallery. You're too cute to be a virgin. Now go out and give those girls a piece of you!!:)"Never frown, even when you're sad. 'Cause you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile."

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there's a girl at my dz who's looking for a new "sex toy"
she told me last night over a glass of wine...i said well that store "condoms 2 go" has some cool ones...and she said, NOPE I mean a guy! I was like, OH! lol
Yep and she doesn't mind if you're 21 I don't think - but you would have to come to dallas!
Sis
Can you Trip like I do?

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:$ :$ My big problem is lack of experience, this causes me to be very nervous around a girl that i like. Hell first and so far only girlfriend i ever had was back during the fall semester of 2001. I am just very shy when it comes to girls. Now the weird part is that i make friends with them very easly, but thats also my downfall i always become the fun friend and am never considered a perspective b/f. When a girl does show interest i over react and scare her. Aren't i special.
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver

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