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SEX or SKYDIVING ??

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After a shower...because I have to be honest here...I do NOT love the smell of jet fuel in the morning, evening or at noon. LOL I love jumping but that smell drives me bonkers. For some reason it is worse when we are jumping the Otter.
Anyway, I do not really consider jet fuel to be a pheromone. hehe! Not that I am complaining!!
Sis
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I think THIS weekend. you can "have your cake and eat it too" !! Easy solution.. Skydive Saturday... leave Sat. nite.. go to work.. off work.. hump number improves.. yah da yah da yah da... spend all day Sunday being the cutsie "boyfriend"... Its gonna rain all day Sunday, JOE!! DOH!! YOUR ALL GOOD!! tee hee..
Busses here don't work. I am an asshole.
...Tina

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well Lisa, one out of two aint bad!
I'll be lucky to skydive tomorrow........rain,rain and more rain. Somebody help I need a fix and I can't go to Arizona until after the 2nd of April! Course I will be in Oakland soon......hummmmmmmm
It only takes a little pixie dust......

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WooHoo! Lisa posted the grope pic!
It's not sex or skydiving, it's sex AND skydiving.
At the very least this means sex at night and skydiving during the day. Turn it up a notch and you've got an oral sex Mr. Bill, which mark my words, I will attempt at some point.
I've also contemplated freefall sex, granted you'd have to start in the plane and you most definately wouldn't finish, but it'd be worth the effort. Could you imagine an orgasm in freefall? It would take discipline to break off when the time comes, though...
Is skydiving better then sex? Not necesarily. I'm with Bill, good sex is better then bad skydiving, and vice versa.
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ahh... that would be fucking AWESOME!!!
I gotta find me a skydiving girlfriend. Or just a girl friend that I can fuck likethat
SWEEET!!! DUDE!!! SWEEET!!! DUDE!!! SWEEET!!!! DUDE!!!!
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If first you don't succeed....skydiving is not for you.

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there's a girl at my dz who's looking for a new "sex toy"
she told me last night over a glass of wine...i said well that store "condoms 2 go" has some cool ones...and she said, NOPE I mean a guy! I was like, OH! lol


sis,
wana hook a guy up??? i'll be in dallas soon.................
as for me i'd have to choose skydiving......trying to get sex is to much trouble...as for skydiving, ya pay your money, get on the plane and jump..........

"i may not go to heven, i hope you go to hell"-C.C.

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