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rhino

Boyfriend remote for chicks..

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oh justin come on....you're such a post whore
back to the lawnmower (does anybody know why it keeps spewing out clouds of exhaust??? that shit is awful!) i put in new oil and gas. checked spark plug but didn't replace. sigh. why do i try to be an independent woman? i have a man and i am not making him mow the lawn? why isn't that button on the remote!!! GRRRRRRRR
Sis
Can you Trip like I do?

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Thinking about this I came up with a new model. The BOSS 2002 model.
When your boss is a complete moron/jackass/idiot/insert noun here/ you could just mute him or her, or that "Leave" button might work really well!
Also "My ideas are valuable would you listen for once," could come under the heading "Tracking" or "Menu" - let's see - there could be a button for "Explosive Anuerism" when they try sexual harrassment.
Or how about a family remote? So when my mom calls to be super annoying, I can put her on "Translate" thereby turning "You are always getting into trouble, it costs me so much money, and be careful skydiving, when will you quit that sport?" into: "I love you, beautiful sweet child of mine, and only worry about you because I cannot help it."
Geez.
:P
Sis
Can you Trip like I do?

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