Emmie 0 #1 March 21, 2002 So I just came back from the mall, and my hands are still shacking. I was trying to get a new pair of jeans, so I get my regular size, and that doesn't even come close to fitting me, so I get a larger size, and that won't fit either. i had a nervous breackdown in the middle of Macy's. I feel like a damn cow! And I'm leaving for Florida in a week. I don't even know how this happened, Last month I was skinny, and now I'm female version of Homer Simpson. I was sick in bed for 3 weeks, so I had to quit running, and I also quit smoking at the same time, and this is the result. Does anyone know of any crash diets that work in a week. My plan for now is just to stop eating, and take up smoking again. Sorry to rave, but I'm still in the state of shock. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #2 March 21, 2002 binge and purge, binge and purge..............Skydivers...they're just plain cool!Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #3 March 21, 2002 Mooooooo..........Moooooooo.........j/k........I think with one week to go you should stop eating entirely and only drink water......I really don't think there is much you can do.Also, I'm sure you are being hard on your self. I'm sure you look fine. Did you hear about that jean conspiracy were they mislabled millions of pairs of jeans with sizes smaller than they really were?Sebazz......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DENGOPHER 0 #4 March 21, 2002 sex lots of wild crazy animal sex,sex,sex!!!!! i feel better now.just jump!!!gopher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #5 March 21, 2002 This is psychlogical. I am sure you have only goined a few pounds and people would not even notice. Do not go on the lose ten lbs fast and gain fifteen pounds faster diet. You are still young. Just get back to running and eating right.If you post a pic we can give you more feedback! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChromeBoy 0 #6 March 21, 2002 This is psychlogical. I am sure you have only gained a few pounds and people would not even notice. Do not go on the lose ten lbs fast and gain fifteen pounds faster diet. You are still young. Just get back to running and eating right.If you post a pic we can give you more feedback! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChromeBoy 0 #7 March 21, 2002 Why did this double post? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #8 March 21, 2002 Cause you're whore..........j/k.......Sebazz......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyDekker 1,465 #9 March 21, 2002 Holy shit chromeboy......clay would be proud of youSkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #10 March 21, 2002 QuoteSo I just came back from the mall, and my hands are still shacking. I was trying to get a new pair of jeans, so I get my regular size, and that doesn't even come close to fitting me, so I get a larger size, and that won't fit either.I still wouldn't kick you out of bed.Skydivers...they're just plain cool!Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #11 March 21, 2002 And I'll bet you are all of a size Jr. 2 right? Relax......get back to running and eat healthy. If you chose to not eat, all your body will do is go into starvation mode and start eating its own muscle. You need to be strong to dive and swoop!Cheers!BIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #12 March 21, 2002 You can go without food for a week. I did that once.....lost 10 pounds between Monday morning and Friday morning. Made me tired as hell.....However...I seriously do not reccomend this to anyone. My neck was the size of a pencil..... and that crap is really hard on your body. "I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChromeBoy 0 #13 March 21, 2002 QuoteMy neck was the size of a pencil.....Your mistaken. It's your penis that is the size of a pencil...291 posts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bill2 0 #14 March 21, 2002 Don't do any crazy diets or fasts. It only causes your body's metabolic rate to slow down, thereby burning less fat. I heard from a medical show once that you can fast up to 9 days, and actually be fatter than when you started out, in terms of body fat percentage, because your body goes after your muscle first then fat when it needs to sustain itself. Buy some larger jeans, and relax. you probably look a lot better than what you think you look like. Women always pick their appearance apart and become way to critical. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites canopycudler 0 #15 March 21, 2002 Quote Your mistaken. It's your penis that is the size of a pencil...LOL!!! Busses here don't work. I am an asshole. ...Tina Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites coconutmonkey 0 #16 March 22, 2002 Bill is 100% correct. A 'fad' diet sets your body into complete storage mode, a.k.a. make fat cause the food supply is gone n' might nit come back. Maintain a reasonable caloric intake and step up the exercise a bit. Eat breakfast to get your metabolism kicked up into burn mode in the morning and eat early dinners so your body is burning the fuel all evening and hasn't anything to put into storage(fat) at teh end of teh day when you go to bed. A brief workout before going to sleep kicks up your metabolism again and will burn off a bit as you sleep. Finally, water! Oxogen (cardio exersice) and H2O are required to metabolize stored calories (fat). Diet pills will typically be dieuretic and wring the water out of your system (think coffee). Without enough water, your body won't be able to metaboize your fatty tissues and will start using other sources of energy (muscle tissues). By the way, I'm not a doctor... but I did stay in a aHoliday Inn;> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #17 March 22, 2002 emmie,where in florida ya going??? spring break is in full swing now, it's crazy down here...had some friends go over to panama city beach last weekend...took em hours just to drive down the strip...people walking where passing them....... hope ya have a good time....."i may not go to heven, i hope you go to hell"-C.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. 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ChromeBoy 0 #6 March 21, 2002 This is psychlogical. I am sure you have only gained a few pounds and people would not even notice. Do not go on the lose ten lbs fast and gain fifteen pounds faster diet. You are still young. Just get back to running and eating right.If you post a pic we can give you more feedback! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChromeBoy 0 #7 March 21, 2002 Why did this double post? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #8 March 21, 2002 Cause you're whore..........j/k.......Sebazz......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyDekker 1,465 #9 March 21, 2002 Holy shit chromeboy......clay would be proud of youSkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #10 March 21, 2002 QuoteSo I just came back from the mall, and my hands are still shacking. I was trying to get a new pair of jeans, so I get my regular size, and that doesn't even come close to fitting me, so I get a larger size, and that won't fit either.I still wouldn't kick you out of bed.Skydivers...they're just plain cool!Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #11 March 21, 2002 And I'll bet you are all of a size Jr. 2 right? Relax......get back to running and eat healthy. If you chose to not eat, all your body will do is go into starvation mode and start eating its own muscle. You need to be strong to dive and swoop!Cheers!BIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #12 March 21, 2002 You can go without food for a week. I did that once.....lost 10 pounds between Monday morning and Friday morning. Made me tired as hell.....However...I seriously do not reccomend this to anyone. My neck was the size of a pencil..... and that crap is really hard on your body. "I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChromeBoy 0 #13 March 21, 2002 QuoteMy neck was the size of a pencil.....Your mistaken. It's your penis that is the size of a pencil...291 posts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bill2 0 #14 March 21, 2002 Don't do any crazy diets or fasts. It only causes your body's metabolic rate to slow down, thereby burning less fat. I heard from a medical show once that you can fast up to 9 days, and actually be fatter than when you started out, in terms of body fat percentage, because your body goes after your muscle first then fat when it needs to sustain itself. Buy some larger jeans, and relax. you probably look a lot better than what you think you look like. Women always pick their appearance apart and become way to critical. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites canopycudler 0 #15 March 21, 2002 Quote Your mistaken. It's your penis that is the size of a pencil...LOL!!! Busses here don't work. I am an asshole. ...Tina Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites coconutmonkey 0 #16 March 22, 2002 Bill is 100% correct. A 'fad' diet sets your body into complete storage mode, a.k.a. make fat cause the food supply is gone n' might nit come back. Maintain a reasonable caloric intake and step up the exercise a bit. Eat breakfast to get your metabolism kicked up into burn mode in the morning and eat early dinners so your body is burning the fuel all evening and hasn't anything to put into storage(fat) at teh end of teh day when you go to bed. A brief workout before going to sleep kicks up your metabolism again and will burn off a bit as you sleep. Finally, water! Oxogen (cardio exersice) and H2O are required to metabolize stored calories (fat). Diet pills will typically be dieuretic and wring the water out of your system (think coffee). Without enough water, your body won't be able to metaboize your fatty tissues and will start using other sources of energy (muscle tissues). By the way, I'm not a doctor... but I did stay in a aHoliday Inn;> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #17 March 22, 2002 emmie,where in florida ya going??? spring break is in full swing now, it's crazy down here...had some friends go over to panama city beach last weekend...took em hours just to drive down the strip...people walking where passing them....... hope ya have a good time....."i may not go to heven, i hope you go to hell"-C.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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ChromeBoy 0 #7 March 21, 2002 Why did this double post? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #8 March 21, 2002 Cause you're whore..........j/k.......Sebazz......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #9 March 21, 2002 Holy shit chromeboy......clay would be proud of youSkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #10 March 21, 2002 QuoteSo I just came back from the mall, and my hands are still shacking. I was trying to get a new pair of jeans, so I get my regular size, and that doesn't even come close to fitting me, so I get a larger size, and that won't fit either.I still wouldn't kick you out of bed.Skydivers...they're just plain cool!Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #11 March 21, 2002 And I'll bet you are all of a size Jr. 2 right? Relax......get back to running and eat healthy. If you chose to not eat, all your body will do is go into starvation mode and start eating its own muscle. You need to be strong to dive and swoop!Cheers!BIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 March 21, 2002 You can go without food for a week. I did that once.....lost 10 pounds between Monday morning and Friday morning. Made me tired as hell.....However...I seriously do not reccomend this to anyone. My neck was the size of a pencil..... and that crap is really hard on your body. "I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #13 March 21, 2002 QuoteMy neck was the size of a pencil.....Your mistaken. It's your penis that is the size of a pencil...291 posts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bill2 0 #14 March 21, 2002 Don't do any crazy diets or fasts. It only causes your body's metabolic rate to slow down, thereby burning less fat. I heard from a medical show once that you can fast up to 9 days, and actually be fatter than when you started out, in terms of body fat percentage, because your body goes after your muscle first then fat when it needs to sustain itself. Buy some larger jeans, and relax. you probably look a lot better than what you think you look like. Women always pick their appearance apart and become way to critical. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canopycudler 0 #15 March 21, 2002 Quote Your mistaken. It's your penis that is the size of a pencil...LOL!!! Busses here don't work. I am an asshole. ...Tina Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #16 March 22, 2002 Bill is 100% correct. A 'fad' diet sets your body into complete storage mode, a.k.a. make fat cause the food supply is gone n' might nit come back. Maintain a reasonable caloric intake and step up the exercise a bit. Eat breakfast to get your metabolism kicked up into burn mode in the morning and eat early dinners so your body is burning the fuel all evening and hasn't anything to put into storage(fat) at teh end of teh day when you go to bed. A brief workout before going to sleep kicks up your metabolism again and will burn off a bit as you sleep. Finally, water! Oxogen (cardio exersice) and H2O are required to metabolize stored calories (fat). Diet pills will typically be dieuretic and wring the water out of your system (think coffee). Without enough water, your body won't be able to metaboize your fatty tissues and will start using other sources of energy (muscle tissues). By the way, I'm not a doctor... but I did stay in a aHoliday Inn;> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #17 March 22, 2002 emmie,where in florida ya going??? spring break is in full swing now, it's crazy down here...had some friends go over to panama city beach last weekend...took em hours just to drive down the strip...people walking where passing them....... hope ya have a good time....."i may not go to heven, i hope you go to hell"-C.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
