hooked 0 #1 March 20, 2002 Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Follow the instructions to find you new name. (This was taken from a children's book)Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: A=poopsieB=lumpyC=buttercupD=gidgetE=crustyF=greasyG=fluffyH=cheeseballI=chim-chimJ=stinkyK=flunkyL=boogerM=pinkyN=zippyO=gooberP=doofusQ=slimyR=loopyS=snottyT=tulefelU=dorkeyV=squeezitW=oprahX=skipperY=dinkyZ=zsa-zsaUSE THE SECOND LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME TO DETERMINE THE FIRST HALF OF YOUR NEW LAST NAME: (Use the first word on list for the first half and the second word for the last half of your new last name) USE THE FOURTH LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME TO DETERMINE THE SECOND HALF OF YOUR NEW LAST NAME:A=diaper-----headB=toilet-----mouthC=giggle-----faceD=burger-----noseE=girdle-----tushF=barf-----breathG=lizard-----pantsH=waffle----shortsI=cootie-----lipsJ=monkey-----honkerK=potty-----fannyL=liver-----brainM=banana-----tushieN=rhino-----chunksO=bubble-----hineyP=hamster-----biscuitsQ=toad-----toesR=gizzard-----bunsS=pizza-----buttT=gerbil-----snifferU=chicken-----sprinklesV=pickle-----kisserW=chuckle-----squirtX=tofu-----humperdinckY=gorilla-----brainsZ=stinker-----juiceMy new name: Zippy BubblefannyJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #2 March 20, 2002 This is from a "Captain Underpants" book. My son read it a few weeks ago, and it cracked him up! AndreaThe brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #3 March 20, 2002 I'm Loopy Bubble-Tush.I got a better one. How to find your porn-star name.First name: the name of your first petLast name: the name of the first street you lived onMy first pet was a cat named Babycakes and the street I lived from birth to college was Bedford Rd. My porn-star name is "Babycakes Bedford." Much love and blue skies,Carrie http://www.geocities.com/skydivegrl20/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygeek 0 #4 March 20, 2002 Pinky Cootie-pants ohhhhh.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zilla 0 #5 March 20, 2002 I think I like the porn names better . . b/c according to this list . . my new name is Dorky Waffle-breath. That doesn't really make me feel much better (haha).Zilla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #6 March 20, 2002 Yes it is, but I didn't want to make the post any longer than necessary, so I left that info out!J Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #7 March 20, 2002 My children's book name: Loopy chichenchunksMy porn name: Puff RoderickSkydivers...they're just plain cool!Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #8 March 20, 2002 My porn name is Sam Nottingham. Not very sexy!AndreaThe brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #9 March 20, 2002 Zippy Diaper Lips.... not too attractiveMy Porn name - AirAnnAnn ~ www.AirAnn.comOwner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberskydive 0 #10 March 20, 2002 my new name is " Zippy waffle butt" -lolzippy is the name of the newest dog here in the Airann family ;).....there is no spoon--------------------Another place to play Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #11 March 20, 2002 Quote(This was taken from a children's book)This would really suck if your name was Theresa Tanner. "Vindictiveness aside, the matchbook was a decent doubles partner. . ." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #12 March 20, 2002 Its either Pinky Lizard lips (has to be an evil one)or Dick Berthier (now THAT is a porn name....)RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #13 March 20, 2002 Theresa TannerROTFLMAORemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnischalke 0 #14 March 20, 2002 Flunky Cootieface? WTF?I don't know about the porn name either -- Bear Blair?Eehh, just call me T-Bone. (medium rare)mikeThe Lord giveth and the M-79 taketh away. Welcome to the world of zero slack. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #15 March 20, 2002 Theresa Tanner, Funny!!!!!!!!!!!J Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #16 March 20, 2002 QuoteMy porn name is Sam Nottingham. Not very sexy!That's OK, your looks make up for it.Skydivers...they're just plain cool!Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #17 March 20, 2002 Snotty GizzardpantsShasta Madonna - hey I kinda like that one...pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #18 March 20, 2002 QuoteShasta Madonna"It's refreshing, yet slutty. . .""Vindictiveness aside, the matchbook was a decent doubles partner. . ." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #19 March 20, 2002 theresa tannerbaaawhaaaaa!haaaaaif ya can't dodge it RAM IT !!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #20 March 20, 2002 Zippy Chicken-Potty ... now that sounds attractiveporn is even better... Gizmo SuckCreekwow... i'm gonna ba a SUPERSTARhisgoofyness Need Tongue ??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #21 March 20, 2002 Answer : Zippy Wafflechunks Question : What might you see in the porcelain throne after a night of drinking, and an early breakfast at the Waffle House ?Porn name : Snowflake McFaddenDon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #22 March 20, 2002 "Loopy Chicken, I am "said Samreally short last nameI'm not talking about your pig tails, I'm talking about your sex appeal.... hit the road and I'm gone.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
axe96bam 0 #23 March 20, 2002 mine came out to be Crusty Toilethead. I am glad my parents did not pick this one for me!Alex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jussi 0 #24 March 20, 2002 Snotty Headsniffer.. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #25 March 20, 2002 Childrens Book Name: Snotty CootiebrainPorn Star Name: Killer DiamondNot too fond of either, honestly.Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
